Rate This Middlebury College Rap Song
I think the guy who sent it to me expected me to rip it apart, but I liked it. I loved the Quidditch reference even I know Middlebury is the #1 team in the Nation at Quidditch and the Lax Bro part was very well done as well. I gave it an 8 in terms of college rap songs. And don’t be fooled. I’m sure this video is pulling these guys some serious Middlebury College pussy. Now will some Mid Kid get off their ass and send me a smokeshow for today. Any of the chicks in the video should work.
(510 votes, average: 9.23 out of 10)
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Awful. Just awful.
It may be pulling them pussy, but not one of those pussies is shaved or remotely well maintained. MORTAL LOCK!
Thats just not true, this ain’t UVM.
Middlebury is the Boston College of the north, bunch of fags.
production value was impressive
asher roth already did this shiz, and he did it much, much better.
How is it that the black guy is the worst rapper out of the three? It’s not supposed to work like that.
I wonder how many girls have given him the Hilary Duff treatment since this video came out. Lucky bastard.
Ok, El Pres, I would have used the word “Any”
id never thought id say this but … i’m glad biggie smalls isnt alive to say this gross distortion of rap… r.i.p. b.i.g.
haha i thought it was funny
bimbos
Quidditch reference
token black guy
cha ching–easy money
“It may be pulling them pussy, but not one of those pussies is shaved or remotely well maintained. MORTAL LOCK!”
After chilling there for a weekend I can certify that this is 100% the case.
so I guess harry potter is the cool thing with college kids these days?
you can shit on this all you want but I know all of you know that this is pretty impressive
this vid was actually pretty well done…
and what’s up with the Asher Roth love Mark Price? who the fuck drinks miller lite in college? pussies
Ratings speak for themselves. Clearly Stoolies love the Quidditch bitches and Laxtitutes
on second thought, if prez wrote that it was lame i bet the rating would be 1.98, the man can sway a vote… just look at the american idol results
C’mon haters, that shit was funny as hell. How can you not feel good for these kids getting laid off of what LFO did to SELL RECORDS. Just smile, think of your undergrad days and remember that unkept nieteen year old pussy is still better then nothing!
college went by too quick. fuck my cubicle
I’ll admit. I like it. Good video. Funny raps. Smooth beat.
smokewho in video is a prude and denied my smokeshow request. fuck her
excellent quality, someones been attending their video production classes.
The popped-collar polo is a bit painful. Can’t decide whether it’s self-deprecating or if sincere, lame.
@Ltmatthews: are you bitter about ALL the colleges your bosses attended?
umm , why are people surprised by the production value .. these fuckers are RICH AS FUCK!
Im sure each of them has a $20 MILLION trust waiting upon graduation …
the RST BOYS are so much better..Right side of the tree…this was awful
Even though I couldn’t bear being at one of these parties with all these tools this is still some funny shit.
guy filming has a great camera. the video could be a little better. songs actually catchy though.
Good to see they got the black guy at Middlebury involved. Seriously though, that was pretty good, eh. The lax bro part was nailed. Very well done.
As someone who goes to this school and thinks this video is kind of gay too, the only thing I gotta say is that Dollarbillporter you must have got with the most busted chick ever to get unshaved box. Midd is half-full of hot CEO’s daughters that come from greenwhich, wellesley, NYC and the like, god knows these chicks definitely shave (or wax) their boxes. The other half is a bunch of asians hippies and weirdos that ray charles would say are ugly. So Dollarbill, you either got with some gross piece of ass and should have your eyes gouged out and testicles removed for doing so, or you got denied by one of the hot pieces of ass we have here. I’m gonna bank on the second because god knows the good looking chicks here only go for athletes.
Oh and El Prez, I can get you a smokeshow pretty easily. I’ll be in touch.
el pres your a genius. you took a video that you could have effortlessly ripped to shreds, but you decided to write a favorable blog and the stoolies followed like sheep in the voting, once again. its like you’re a social scientist or something. you’ve proved we cant help it. i go to middlebury too, you’ve got some fans up here, and yeah whats the deal with the girls denying smoke show nominations? don’t they know thats like turning down a fucking nobel prize? im embarrassed.
Couldn’t agree more with Joe Juneau. “The black kid at Middlebury.” Good shit.
This shit was hilarious. Some idiot above me said something like “Asher Roth did this way better.” Like, how do you even talk to someone that dumb? Asher Roth is a serious rapper, these kids made a spoof video about their college…Not comparable just because Roth has the word “college” in one of his song titles.
Anyway, this shit was funny. This dude from Middlebury above me saying it was gay is prob just mad cause one of these dudes played hide the pickle with his girlfriend.
I went to Midd and I guarantee the chicks in the video are not from there. Probably brought them in from St. Mike’s or UVM…
Middkid. Incorrect. Everyone in this video is from Middlebury.