Hahah! Where did they get the black kid from? Did they import his ass just for this rap? BAHAHAHA! Too funny!
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I made it to he 1:18 mark…can anyone beat that?
ps nice braces bro.
That sucked but id slay that first chick singing
Lasted 20 seconds until I saw the kid with braces rapping. Stop it now
Get your digs in now, because these kids will be your bosses soon enough.
I dominated those faggots in wrestling. 152 lb. man child just killing Andover. Fucking pussies.
El Pres, fire yourself for posting this.
well that doesn’t scream elitist or anything…
first kid looks like the Scarecrow from Batman.
This video just sent white people back 500 years.
This is terrible
The hot chick in the blazer gave me pants wood.
i wish i was born into money and didnt have to work for anything my entire life
Was the “Bahahahaha” a tribute to Manzo? Hate that shit.
put the sunglasses back on! You ugly chick!
this is the worst thing to pass through my ears. fuck this
Tough to laugh at these kids, they are all beyond weathly. We could just rip them to shreds, yet at the end of the day they can all just hop on their private planes and go back to NJ and CT. I think the average net worth there is something like $65M
Super-gay, but the beat is surprisingly professional-sounding enough that it could easily be used for some sort of Rihanna/Akon collaboration-type track.
rich white privileged kids are so talented
ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.
Stop fucken rapping, and lip dubbing, and doing fucken idiotic wedding entrances.
I wish the Internet was never fucken created. I will gladly go back to whacking off to magazines.
Enough is enough. I hope everyone in this video dies. In a fire.
omg this is so bad. what a waste of a blog…now we gota wait another hour for the next post……fuckin sick
i grew up in Andover liek 3 miles from this school and one of my biggest regrets in life is not plowing down one of these kids in a crosswalk on route 28
I made it about five seconds. That autotune crap is, well, crap.
Fuck off and die you little snot-nosed brats.
See ya next year here at Dartmouth.
Rapping 101 must have been a hit, Money well spent Mr. and Mrs. CEO
That was 7:51 too long.
had a friend who got kicked out of PA his senior year for smoking pot…what a waste of $$$ hahaha
awesome story pjf2212
I thought it was impressive.
I actually thought that wasn’t too bad at all. The teachers rapping was hilarious.
However, the day I associate with these pricks would be the day I’d rather castrate myself.
That kid with braces tries to pass it off as a grill. Smile for me daddy, lemme see your grill.
Did they pay Bill Pullman to come rap in their video?
by iknowwhitepeople on August 4, 2011 at 11:05 am
I made it to he 1:18 mark…can anyone beat that?
I made it to 1:29, luckily the toaster unplugged from the wall as i was tossing it in the bathtub.
I love the ” I hate these kids because they werent raised in poverty” posts
It was well done, fuck off.
god, i love this whole shitting on teenagers thing! it’s not pathetic at all, really. hey elpres, think we could get some videos made by some 8-year-olds uploaded that we can shit on? All of us definitely were making way cooler shit than this video when we were 16–we totally weren’t just somking pot, getting fucked up, and just being naturally dumber than every kid in this video, in addition to failing classes all the time so we could grow up to work in a warehouse or some shitty office job, which we currently do. I mean, can you believe these kids go to college?! What losers! Also, I might as well throw out a joke about them all being rich, despite the fact that the place gives out 17 million bucks a year in aid. God I love being an ignorant motherfucker and spending my entire day making comments on a blog about young kids who are way more impressive than me, just so I can have one reason not to go upstairs and hang myself. I am the epitome of success.
I like the system we’ve got going here–make fun of teenagers so much that we don’t realize how pathetic the fact that we’re spending our time making fun of teenagers is. Not just teen
Superfans of Tomorrow….bahahahahahahaha
Snotty little white bread pukes wouldn’t last a second in the hood.
i dont really get why they did this.. why promote higher education via rap? I’m all about getting a degree but dont try and trick me into thinking its cool because ur rapping in a library.. plus the only reason ur there with all the DOCTOR’S for teachers at a HIGH SCHOOL is because ur stupid rich nerds… god damn it.. wern’t smart enough to realize you all look like tools and u just embarressed the shit out of ur prestigious school. I don’t know whats more disappointing, george bush cheerleading there or your vanilla ice revival crew.. nm, its not even a contest
pres already shit on a 5 year old basketball star the other day. stop your bitching you broad
bosox why so serious? bashing on people is like the 2nd most important function of the internet right behind free streaming porn of every kind of sex you can imagine. you want to put yourself out there on a stupid video then prepare to be criticized. now stop handing out 9th place ribbons you un-american fuck
2 points for the bro who sucker punched the kid with bitch tits. Healthy shiner dude.
@bosox, your post comes across as elitist and completely unfunny, eliminating any relevant points you may have made. Just because someone posts on barstool doesn’t mean they work in a warehouse, you condescending sack of shit.
i graduated from Andover in ’09 and know all these kids. First kid rapping Michael Kontaxis directed this. He’s actually awesome and has won a bunch of awards at film festivals and shit. The first girl Casey McQuillen is a sick singer/songwriter check her out on iTunes. if you went to andover you would know how sick it is to have Barbara Chase rapping in your video. and people saying its just a bunch of white rich kids are retarded. its only like half white rich kids. so go fuck yourself. oh and braces kid is a sick guitarist. woman at 3:20 rapping is hot as fuck and is always rumored to hook up with seniors. bubonicchronic go fuck yourself. you only wish george motherfucking bush was a cheerleader at your high school.
also olivia wilde’s little brother is in this vid so again go fuck yourselves
check out hot teacher at 6:00. yea you all wish you had that.
thanks for letting us all know that. all of the sudden this video is sick
cromartie i graduated from andover too bro and this video is garbage. youre gonna defend it because olivia wildes bro (last name actually cockburn.. no joke) went there? thats the most elitist thing ive ever heard which is why people are hating on the video. and i dont think people wish george bush was a president at their school… just a guess.
Cool story bro.
rm81 if youre gonna use George Bush against us, you gotta mention our other alum, aka Bill Belichick, Olivia Wilde, Zac DeOssie, Cory Schneider, Humphrey Bogart, and Jack Lemmon, to name a few. yes im elitist, i went to fucking andover why wouldnt i be.
I… was born… into the lucky sperm club so I… could go… to PA and lip sync to an over-dub… so you… would see… how awesome we are and also how cool… so you… could post… the video on viva la stool… WHATEVER.
^ Bill Belichick went to Annapolis high, liar. and sorry bro but the fact that a few famous people went to your high school means dick in the real world
actually ……….. he PG’ed at Andover. and comes and talks all the time. and his girlfriend Linda Holliday’s hot twin daughters just graduated from there too. and his daughter Amanda went there. and a few famous people? try a thousand. i was just naming the few people you retards would know. if you had an Andover diploma you would know that it does mean “dick” in the world.
ps im not rich and no one in my family went there before me.
we are calling PG’s alumni now? whatever.
I graduated from an “elitist” NE prep school too. once college passes and you get your first job it doesn’t matter.
…… if you went to Andover and not some shitty school like Tilton or some shit like that than you would realize it carries you for life. and yes at Andover all PG’s are alum and even kids that get kicked out or leave are considered alum. did tilton get you a job at dunder mifflin so you could come on this site everyday and post retarded shit? congratulations. oh and if you respond with “actually i went to loomis” or some shit like that than congratulation. youre only half a step down now.
Having George Bush as one of your HS alumnus is nothing to be proud of at the moment. Fuck you rich kids, you’ll soon enough know that daddy’s money doesn’t buy you anything past your college diploma.
cromartie, if ur gonna release a rap video, it better be good or its gonna get shit on.. thats how the world works, deal with it. i don’t need to hear the backstory on how cool all ur friends are behind the scenes, or how hot u think the girls are. they’re in fuckin high school brah. in front of a camera they’re nerdy tools who actually thought this would be a “super cool” idea. read rm81′s post and next time u wanna have an argument about shitty rap video’s bring something to the table thats intelligent, dont try and suck everyone in the video’s dick.. and seriously kid, ur repping “george motherfucking bush’s” cheerleading career? just stop
ps. only 2 c’s in bubonichronic brainiac
oh man i have a lot to say, and im only twenty years old so dont call me an asshole for making fun of kids. First of all if you’re in the school on financial aid you’re filling their quota, what are they sposed to do with the hundreds of millions of dollars they sit on every year. If these people are so about education they should reinvest it into some public schools. Secondly i wish my dad was an oil tycoon. I mean this is one of the richest snobbiest schools in the world. I went to a different prep school, where i filled a quota and definitely was the poor kid. I had my fair share of encounters with kids from this school, and every single one of them seemed like a social retard. Didn’t know how to interact with people. Couldn’t hold a conversation. They’re like moths attracted to the other pink lacoste shirts and pastel shorts. This video sucked. Bosox can suck my dick because you sound like a pussy.
nice smiley bro. and rm81 is probably lying about going to Andover. If he did he would also brag about the fact that George Bush paraded around his campus like a motherfucking boss. did you read his autobiography? he basically says he was retarded but good looking, rich, and good at baseball so he slayed all the girls from Abbot Academy. Sounds pretty fun to me.
yea…sorry but i don’t brag about what high school i went to on internet message boards. thats something faggots do
arcticsnake you must have been at a dungeons and dragons showdown or something cause ill admit there are like a good five percent of kids at andover who are socially retarded but will end up curing cancer or some shit. at least we dont produce socially awkward douchebags like Mark Zuckerberg from Exeter
no …… you just sit there all day and post retarded shit. i read your comments every day. get back to selling paper.
arcticsnake no one wears lacoste at andover. its pastel polo or vineyard vines. were not euro trash.
I went to andover high and you fucking geeks at PA can brag all you want but your education is NOT that much better than a good public school in MA. Most of my friends went on to excellent colleges and universities and are not stuck up education snobs like you entitled douchebags
did you just try to insult me by saying you read all of my comments?
philsh33 you know thats not true. catboner us all you want but andover high is full of way more entitled douchebags the difference is you werent smart enough to get into PA. dont even lie like 95% of Andover 8th graders apply as day students. the ones who dont get in spend high school friday nights throwing bottles at freshmen on 28.
you couldn’t be more wrong. it is probably 20% that apply and most get in. Those who don’t go to tabor or exeter or somewhere else. Andover High kids are definitely scumbags you are right throwing bottles on 28? for real bro, classy to trash the crosstown kids that live in a great town with almost no violence. Most AHS kids spend their friday nights playing 3 sports like myself and winning state titles so spare me your NEPSAC elitist bullshit, if you didn’t have PG’s we would have smashed you across the board in every sport
hahahahah philsh33 thats the dumbest statement ever made. and Phillips is not in the NEPSAC but good try. Nice job beating Methuen, Haverhill, and North Andover and shit. Good thing mommy and daddy could pay for your whole life to go to the best camps and play on the best teams. Every hockey game growing up playing Andover was the worst kids fucking cheap shotting everywhere then crying to their parents if they lost.
“great town with no violence” aka a bunch of rich white pussies. and yes every monday wed get an email about some poor little freshman from Korea who got rocks thrown at him by AHS kids on Main Street.
philips is in the nepsac…………………………… the more you post on this the stupider you look.
phillips is not associated with any athletic league
you are such a fag and a hypocrite. You say rich white kids then say they are throwing rocks at koreans and are tough guys. Well which is it? You can talk out both sides of your mouth about how great your sports are when half of your student body are those nerdy asians who can barely carry their text books in one arm…you are proving my point about how elitist and douche filled your school was. Good luck getting a job in this economy…no more investment banks for you rich fags to continue on your nepotist ways
Most of you fuckers have no idea what you’re talking about.
Sure, a lot of PA kids are from privileged families, but a majority of the students are on financial aid. And, above all, it’s pretty hard to tell who has money and who doesn’t, especially in the boarding environment. That said, (most) kids are in this school because they’re incredibly smart, incredibly athletic, or a combination of the two. If you’re just rich and don’t have much else going for you, you’re not going to do well at Andover.
So cut the “rich kid” bullshit. That seems to be the only argument y’all can make.
cro youre pretty much the epitome of why people hate andover. stop talking. the more you try to defend yourself the more kill the reputation of the school. why should anyone reading the comment section think any different of andover?
see you are retarded. if you knew how to read you would know i was saying rich white Andover high kids throwing bottles at little Asian freshmen. and no Andover is not half Korean its like a quarter Korean. and we put those kids on the squash team and they run show. the rest of us play lacrosse and hockey.
the only reason i keep commenting is because its fun being elitist. you all should try it sometime.
penis mutilation party.
i said half Asian you retard. Did they teach you there is a difference at PA? See Asia is a continent and Korea is a peninsula with 2 different countries on it. Let me know where you skate, I’ll meet you there and show you how to play. PA kids calling andover kids rich white kids…sorry to hear that I am the hypocrite
I rarely read the comment section and i now i think PA is soley associated with douchebags and self-centered assholes like the one and only, cromartie. Its funny cause he thinks everyone cares..
cromartie, if u really did go to phillips why are u so retarded? i know three teachers and got a private tour of the campus with them. had lunch at the dinning hall, saw ur little museum, ate dinner at the rediculously overpriced restauraunt u guys have there, the whole 9 yards.. even they say ur school has a bunch of overly privlidged douchbags. Not all, but most. And this is the schools reputation which is why its rediculous that some people there wanted to make a RAP video. SOME kids at phillips are really good kids who just happen to be smart enough for the school to pay their way. Sadly, most of those kids are from other countries. Its the american kids that get shipped up here by mommy and daddy who are punks and will continue to be until they reach positions of power that they probably didnt deserve in the first place and will consiquently fuck it up. Case and point, george bush. Now, shut the fuck up, or ill will hunt u down, rip ur nuts off and insert them so deep up ur own asshole, diamonds will pop out ur mouth
lets pull out the demographics. Ive never seen a black person in the town of Andover. At Phillips, we import like fifty a year from NYC.
another video by the same talented kids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgWvYuGKyDM
Andover High has an ABC program where kids come from the bronx, panama, africa and inner cities from all over the country and go to AHS. Open your eyes donkey, there are black people in Andover…do all black people come from NYC? You sir are a waste of time…you probably went to revere high
good one chronic. and if mommy and daddy payed someones way to Phillips they wouldnt make it past a term. not one person there except for a few PGs once in awhile doesnt deserve to be there. they turn down legacies all the time.
yeah i thought this was really well made. cool write up el pres. pretty fucking ignorant if you ask me… you could have been much funnier if you were gonna rip this video. immature write up though for a guy in his mid 30′s.. and i love your humor.
philsh i just think its hilarious that youre trying to compare Andover High in any way, shape, or form, to Phillips. keep winning your MVC trophies and shit bro.
go lie down in traffic
and who knew you could rhyme chad ochocinco with brad womack.
Dude all of our schools get posted on this site sometime, and the comment section rips it a new asshole, you laugh, and you go your merry way. You are only backing up your schools rep by persistently coming off as a douchebag. Do you honestly have nothing better to do than back up your high school?? Go listen to some music, buy an icecream, or just get the fuck off this site.
MVC is the best top to bottom conference in the state, nice insult bro. Good luck in your croquet tourney this weekend…homo tell muffy i say high while you bang her husband
Bubonichronic2012, that is a ridiculous generalization to make. And your argument structure and grammar don’t help your point.
Just stop commenting and get out of here.
you are critiquing the sentence structure and grammar of a commenter that goes by the moniker “bubonichronic2012″ on a sports/ smut comment board. kind of feel like you are the one who is out of place. maybe you and cromo’s kid should be commenting on this site:
only other preppy douchebags would understand how fun it is to be a preppy douchebag
“good one chronic. and if mommy and daddy payed someones way to Phillips they wouldnt make it past a term. not one person there except for a few PGs once in awhile doesnt deserve to be there. they turn down legacies all the time.”
You mean paid. Good PA education.
Full disclosure, I went to Exeter (where, yes, we do turn out a lot of goobers)
Those kids who are loudest and most dickish about a prep school’s reputation usually are the ones who rode the bench, didn’t really excel or stand out, and are going to a mid to lower end NESCAC school. You’ll find that the ones who actually do stuff to give the school the prestige it gets are some of the chillest…or from Korea
Either way, once Exeter or Andover kids get to college, unless they’re at MIT, they’re usually either ur RA or TA
Loving this comment section. oneofcromartieskids should be hired. Kid’s a one man comment generator.
cromartie definitely went to a public school in everett or revere…maybe lynn
Yawn. Saw this on a prep school blog about two days ago. Stealing from the kids now, El Pres? Stick with stories about pulp.
Im not going to not say something about the black kid wearing a track jacket.. hah comedy at its purest form
fuck these kids and fuck their crew
elliek, props.. khvwdjhzvehjlvlhwwvf, didn’t realize you were grading on argument structure and grammer? each post is a seperate thought you goofy fuck. And no, it’s not a generalization. its a fact. why is it a fact? Since your not that bright i’ll repeat myself. ” i know three teachers and got a private tour of the campus with them. had lunch at the dinning hall, saw ur little museum, ate dinner at the rediculously overpriced restauraunt u guys have there, the whole 9 yards.. even they say ur school has a bunch of overly privlidged douchbags. Not all, but most.” this is a fact because i back it up with evidance from a direct source, in this case, teachers from the school. so again, if you don’t have anything intelligent to say, than get the fuck outta here. Are you trying to say people from PA aren’t elietest douchbags? cromartie over here is bragging about how fun it is! but we all know you can only talk shit on the computer guys. you start acting like elietest douchbags in public, motherfuckers will shut your shit down. in fact, why don’t u go for a walk in lawrence in those pink polo’s you like to wear and talk about how much better you are than anyone from that town. please video tape it.. you may be a cocky little devils advocate online but if we were having this argument in person, you and i both know you’d get knocked the fuck out in record time
i shake my dick at all of you. I went to private school fo free because rich people want attention and donate money to these schools. Hated everybody at the school, learned to hate god, graduated bottom five in my class, then dropped out a state school. Stickin it to the man everyway i can.
Let’s get Maurice’s opinion on this. This shit SCREAMS ask a black blogger.
Boring eastern mass problems. No care.
Allow me to rattle off the names of a few prep schools that still have a social structure and admissions office dominated by the mindsets of legacies residing in Greenwich and New Canaan: Deerfield Academy, Loomis Chaffee, Choate Rosemary Hall, Kent, Suffield, Westminster, Nobles… Andover is the last school with an elitist social hierarchy or a Round Hill Road mentality. Students who try to impose this kind of environment on Andover’s campus are marginalized almost instantly. Andover’s students are limitlessly flawed within the distinct social arena created on campus, but undeservingly privileged douchebags are not what you’re seeing here in this video.
Ya’ll know Bill Belichick went to Phillips Andover right? Just thought I’d reiterate that.
Cool Story Bro
im all for some good internet bashing, but if you’re going to shit on something, at least shit on it for the right stuff. there are plenty of things to shit on andover kids for (being nerdy, not partying hard etc.) but the rich elitist stereotype is straight up wrong. khvwdjhzvehjlvlhwwvf knows what he’s talking about.
not going to lie, there are some rich douchebags at andover. there are rich douchebags at andover high, at the public schools I went to, and basically everywhere. but the majority of andover kids are there because they’re smart and the try really fucking hard at everything. i personally know everyone in this video, and there are definitey some upper class kids there. also some middle class kids, and the everything else. if you’re smart enough and you want to go there, it doesnt matter how much money you have, and none (or at least very few) of the PA kids give a shit. and andover is more racially diverse than probably the vast majority of public schools so cut that bullshit too. using myself as an example of a fairly typical andover kid: i went to public school my whole life, then transferred to andover on a large scholarship. I was lucky for the chance to not only get a great education but also meet some very chill people from all over the world, and all for not much more than it would cost me to live in my house.
lastly, these kids don’t take themselves that seriously… the video is probably funnier for andover kids than for anyone else, and im sure the kids in the video laugh at it too. the idea of a rap a advertising andover is just a funny juxtapostion and so go ahead an laugh… its a joke.
im aware that this comes off sounding defensive but its not really meant to be. i dont care if you shit on me and my school, and im even down to make fun of andover a bit myself, but if youre going to shit on something all you fuckers should understand what it is youre making fun of. oh, and lastly, cromartie is a huge douche. and it sounds like he might not even have gone to PA… its not nearly a quarter korean and we are in the NEPSAC athletic league.
and thats a pretty fuckin solid essay… guess where i learned to do that?
el prez, stop the douche-baggary. internet arguements taken to the extreme. those kids really came off as queers in that video. gotta atleast hope that black guy got head from one of those PA sluts
datcrew i agree with you one hundred percent. I graduated from Andover in 2009 and I don’t really give a shit when people make fun of PA because we are very makefunof-able. I also think that pretty much all four of my years at Andover were the best four years of my life so everyone go fuck yourselves. and chris cameron youre mad nice
“lets pull out the demographics. Ive never seen a black person in the town of Andover. At Phillips, we import like fifty a year from NYC.”
I’m sorry but I just re-read this. Did you just say you import black people? Is that a joke?
and pjstock….did you just say makefunof-able? You and Cromartie are not helping your arguement with words and phrases like that. Just Saying.
elliek do you actually think that i thought makefunof-able is a commonly used word or phrase? it just felt right. and i actually thought that comment from cromartie was funny. Andover talks non stop about youth from every quarter so he was clearly making an inside joke about Andover. and if youre offended by racist comments you probably shouldnt be on barstool. just saying.
like you picked out the one funny comment cromartie made all day and fucking judged it. dont be such a cunt.
hahaha alright well if andover likes to make jokes such as import black from nyc then the school is clearly more messed up than I thought. The comment cromartie said was not funny it was retarded and ignorant. LIke grow up seriously. People make fun of every prep boarding schools, not just Andover so I knew what you were saying but it sounded stupid especially when you were talking about how you were coming from Andover. For real though like chill the hell out. You’re acting like a middle school kid. If you didn’t want to be mad fun of then don’t say stupid comments. Simple as that
hello casey. sing PA to ground, jesus thats a good voice
thank you absolute_leigh, leemax, datcrew…
We know what stereotypes pervade, and not all of us are proud of it. yes we’re preppy, and we get some of the best speakers in the country to come, and we have amazing facilities, but we are still just high schools. It is what it is, and this video is doing exactly what its intent was–to publicize PA in a healthy way. Auto-tune excessive? Yes, and lacking many student organizations, but a great reminder of what it means to go to PA or any other prep school–it’s the intense community and collaboration that makes these schools great. And yes, I went to PEA, didn’t get into an Ivy, but I wouldn’t have traded my four years there for anywhere else.
PS–PEA uses George Bush as a taunt at E/a. So much of a better chant than red meat. just sayin’.
I have never, in my life, wanted to crush my laptop more, than what i just witnessed…
Was the James Woods standing near the football field?
its ridiculous how racist and unfounded some of these comments are. i went to andover and was not a “rich, white kid,” nor was my net worth “65M” nor did I own a private jet. in fact, my parents are immigrants from india, so to say that all of the kids at andover are snobby white kids is incredibly ignorant. before shitting on something, actually know about the subject.
i also wasn’t filling out a “quota” at school. i went there because i wanted to pursue the academics which the school gave me in the form of opportunities. sure there are pricks at andover, but there are pricks everywhere. this comment section reminds me of an espn.com message board where the comments are just hating on the writer without even giving the article a chance.
and for the people who said “i wish i went to andover and didn’t have to work hard,” shut the fuck up. i had to work so much at that school, and always had a bunch of work.
that same argument would pertain to any top college. so i guess you guys are basically shitting on the collegiate system.
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