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utez won’t be joining us today
Utez. You really know hockey.
Utez take your phone off mute we can’t hear you
Not even Jean-Claude Van Damme, in the movie Sudden Death, can help the penguins now.
Shit, I came to the Stool looking for a live Bruins Game 2 blog to be the first to tell @utez7 to lick my asshole, but there was no live blog. And I was the 100th person to tell @utez7 to fuck off. Keep bringing it boys. Go Bs!
Zombie. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie nation. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie nation.
Pretty sure the Bruins used some of Utez’s comments as bulletin board material. Got them fired up for today.
utez is a coward
“That’s a 10.”
Yooooooooooooo-hooooooooooooo!!!!! Utez?!?!?!? Where arrrrrrrrrreeeeee yoooouuuuuuuu??????
Utez so quiet right now, Utez
Remember when utez said he’d man up if the Penguins continued to suck? That was awesome.
3 goal lead going into the 3rd. Pretty good. Fuck Pittsburgh.
Last time Chicago played Boston in champ game, all sports
^doesn’t know anything about hockey
Wow! impressed! Even if Boston wins the series, it’s gonna be the 85 Bears, When 18-1 actually won something
Bran is legit tho
Jerome Iginla is utez
Sure that isn’t Karl Pilkington?
Its funny cause its true
best blog since the lebron vine
I don’t think we will be hearing from that utez fellow for a while
@ michigan still sucks lmao
Where’s Utez, I need to know what percentage the Pens are playing at tonight.
utez is fisting himself as we speak
So how long is it going to take before Penguins fans realize the Bruins are actually a pretty good fucking team? I’m so sick of their cocky whiny bullshit attitude on this series. 40 more minutes at this rate and I’m curious to hear what those assholes have to say.
I hope utez writes a final comment before he kills himself tonight
Pens in 9
Guarantee that Utez is refreshing this page over and over, pissed that he can’t speak because he knows we’ll rip him to shreds for being a classic Pittsburgh retard
utez so quiet right now, utez
Oh shit, the pens just scored, get ready for utez utez to convince us the pens are the beat ever.
where is THAT PUSSY UTEZ
Oh yes pens fans, fleury is your savior. Would be funny if he lets 3 in before the 3rd.
Holy shit that goal was nasty! Was that enough skill for you Utez? Eat a dick! Oh and here comes Marc Andre. Can’t wait to school this clown
Utez are you getting ready to eat your own shit?
utez so gay right now, utez
-100, hit the showers mambo
Pres I know the voice is on tonight but the fucking B’s are on. Can I get a ridiculously over-confident blog with a picture of your stupid mug on a bandwagon before the night is out please?
where’s the Broons live blog? Nose face draws first blood! If the next goal is scored by the B’s, there’s gonna be some serious asshole puckering in Pittsburgh!
As a pens fan I hate your bruins blogs but we can atleast agree that Pierre fucking sucks
I hope the pens are like they were last game, yknow, trying to compensate for small dicks , but failing miserably..
Bruins need to win tonight. The reactions from all the white trash Pittsburgh fans is just way too hilarious for them not to.
I’ve been reading barstool for many a years, the newspaper before that, and have no problem with the ads for the website at all. That being said, “from around the web” is the ugliest/non connected ads I’ve seen: “Mariah Carey will not return as a judge on american idol”. Just go with cheap beer and food and you’ll be golden.
Utez is a cock smoker
I wan’t to bang Chicago’s smoke as much as Pierre McGuire want’s to bang Sidney Crosby.
Remember when @crosbysbrain said the Pens had the goaltending advantage in this series and we all laughed at him? good times
Today’s smokes are righteous
Chicago smoke, omg.
its to damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around here. also cant wait for utez to have a stroke tonight after his team goes down 2-0 in the series.
That took away some of the hurt from Game of Thrones last night…some
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