Ray Lewis Crushes Elon Spring Game Locker Room Speech
A couple things I learned from that speech. First Ray Lewis may be the greatest living public speaker in the world today. Second Mother Nature is obviously scared shitless of him and does exactly what he says. I mean are you shitting me with the thunder and lightning sound effects? Fucking brilliant! Scorsese couldn’t have planned that any better. Third apparently Elon has a football team. Fourth sleep is for pussies. Seriously I’ve never been so pumped up in my life. I don’t give a shit whether Ray murdered a guy or not. He tells me to kill Manzo I’d snap his neck in a heart beat. I mean I’m ready to blog through a wall right now. Just outwork, outfunny, outblog every motherfucker on the planet.
PS – The Bruins should fly Ray to Montreal tonight for a pregame speech. Not joking.

Did he then discuss how to sell out your friends?
Ray can’t talk to you soon enough..
Great speech, but completely phony. Everyone told him he couldn’t do it? He was the 26th fucking pick in the first round for Christ sake!
guy can play football though. Would love to see him in Foxboro.
Gotdamn – i may wake up and listen to this everyday!
I waited for over 7 minutes to hear him say “chin scraps” and it was so worth it. The speech was awesome too.
I think the Rock might be a little bit better public speaker…
I hope he tells you to kill Manzo
i would advise you to snap manzo’s neck anyways
i slept for five hours son! i put the team on my back dude im one of the hardest hittin linebackers in the league son
ray is a bigger fraud then elpres
thanks Ray, I’m so fuckin’ pumped to leave a reply to blogs today it’s unreal.
“Pants pulled up over my waste.” Hopefully that catches on.
Just wrote Ray Lewis a strongly worded e-mail about giving EP a call and inspiring him to fire manzo.
im sick of this guy
This is great, but I would like to add that sleep is essential to achieving greatness!! But his motivation is awesome and I’m glad I was able to get me some this morning!
I’ll pitch in a $100 to help fly Ray to town so he can pump you up to kill that greaseball Manzo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAAsamEoWmk he should have done that speech again lmao!
“I mean I’m ready to blog through a wall right now. Just outwork, outfunny, outblog every motherfucker on the planet.”
We’re still waiting, Prez…….
Staright-up murdered it!
Ray Lewis killed a guy…….
Hey, it’s Mike Felger, anybody got any insider scoops?!
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this motha killed like 5 other mothas like what was up his ass that night but dont tell him i said that im a running back and i would never want to see him on the other side of the line
Thunder just crackles at the perfect time during Ray Lewis Speeches.
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