A couple things I learned from that speech. First Ray Lewis may be the greatest living public speaker in the world today. Second Mother Nature is obviously scared shitless of him and does exactly what he says. I mean are you shitting me with the thunder and lightning sound effects? Fucking brilliant! Scorsese couldn’t have planned that any better. Third apparently Elon has a football team. Fourth sleep is for pussies. Seriously I’ve never been so pumped up in my life. I don’t give a shit whether Ray murdered a guy or not. He tells me to kill Manzo I’d snap his neck in a heart beat. I mean I’m ready to blog through a wall right now. Just outwork, outfunny, outblog every motherfucker on the planet.
PS – The Bruins should fly Ray to Montreal tonight for a pregame speech. Not joking.