Reader Email – And This Is Why You Don’t Get Into Somebody’s Car You Don’t Know In Faneuil Hall
Reader Email
Pretty funny back story here. The kid that got dropped was waiting for a cab in Faneuil Hall. A car stopped and a kid got out and he jumped in shotgun like it was his car. None of those kids knew him and when they went to get him out he started getting pissed and the video explains the rest. I guess you shouldn’t get in somebody’s care you don’t know.
Face meet cement. Listen did this kid deserve to get knocked out? Yeah by the sounds of it he probably did. But I give him credit for his reaction. “Like ok I’m knocked out cold. I get it. I shouldn’t have gotten in the car. It’s over. I’m unconscious. I’m done. Lesson learned. You win.”
Quick Update – Turns out the kid who got tossed is a Stoolie. He just tweeted me a picture of his face with the hashtag #gottossed. Pretty funny actually. Fucking Stoolies being Stoolies.
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Well it is easy to “see” why they are called spooks. Nothing but shadows and loud nig talk and then the sound of an ape skull being splatted on dah ground — mofo…
“Get in the car and go” babe can get it
same thing happened to me at Mohegan sun one time. Drunk guy tried to get in the car, we then had to shove him out and punch him in the face.
“knocked out” “unconscious” Dude was neither, he laid there for a second and got up. Granted that shit will hurt in the fucking morning.
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boston blacks. rare and unpredictable creatures, they are often found in packs wearing overpriced shoes
@smish Great call
Fuck it. Straight power move by this bro getting in the car. So what if he got manhandled like Mitt Romney on election night
If you try to french kiss the street at the speed of light you’re gonna have a bad time.
The “mean” streets of Boston….
Can we cut the bullshit and get a reader e-mail of anal from the Renee Portnoy?
Hurt my neck looking at the picture
Yawn… This was more anticlimactic than Renee Portnoy’s sex life
I wonder what his boss said when he went into work today……oh wait who am I kidding…
makakala, top fucking shelf right there.
Guy had it coming, if he was so black-out he still thought it was “his car” and refused to get out he deserved to get tossed to the curb by some apparently metro-sexual type black dudes dressing like a cross between D-Wade @ a press conference and Lil Wayned at a concert…
Ya “Stoolies” are so cool. Getting your ass thrown across the street cause your a fuckin lite weight that can’t handle your booze!! Real awesome time bro!! I bet you get a ton of chicks.
Why the fuck haven’t people learned to turn their phone sideways when using the camera? Fucking retards.
Note to bro that got tossed: Look at this picture of yourself. You should NOT have facial hair. Fucking get it together. Try it again in 3 years.
The cuts and bruises are an improvement on this clown.
Note to Self:
1) Grow out my scraggly “beard” for 3 weeks.
2) Get dressed up in my best gangsta outfit.
3) Go out and get all stupid shit-faced drunk.
4) Jump in someone else’s “care” for a ride home.
5) Insult the black guys in it by saying the N word.
6) Get face slammed into asphalt, break orbital bone.
7) Submit sneering pics of my dumb-ass self to El Prez.
8) Wait for bitches to throw themselves at me…….
Pres, has that ever happened to you after a night of drinking at Applebees?
Faneuil Hall at 1am on weekend is a collection drunked retards.
Sometimes I miss being 24… Then I log onto Barstool for a reality check. Thanks Prez
why do women feel the need to step in when dudes fight?
Step back, sweetcheeks…. you are not tough, you’re finger waving attitude will get your face slapped in the crossfire.
Shut the fuck up honey and mind yo business.
Haven’t JWOWW and Roger taught us nothing?
Nothing more annoying than a bitch trying to break up a fight.
that video sums up why i haven’t set foot in faneuil hall in years. awfully dark over there.
also that dude is definitely a “stoolie”, no wonder the advertisers are knocking down the door to sell axe body spray and “scene tap” registrations…
Nice body slam Farnsworth Bentley
had a tweaker jump into my car last month in holyoke. kid was either cracked out or on that sherm. i was trying to play it cool cuz i’m not really into fighting a guy potentially on bath salts when i’m belted into the driver’s seat. dude is asking me to buy him a pack of cigarettes so i’m like, “sure, i’ll take you to 7-11.” he’s talking weird shit about how tough he is and throwing air-punches…then he says he wants to show me something. he lifts up his shirt, i see a metal gun handle, and i’m ready to just throw my hardest cross-body left into his chin then bail the fuck out and run. glad i didn’t, cuz it turned out to be a belt buckle, haha. so then i planned to go to the store, wait for him to get out, and just peel off. so we get to the store, he gets out, and HE peels off. running crackheads are the greatest. anyway, i know, “cool story, bro.” i’m bored, deal with it.
@ilovebarstoolsports: Seriously bro, why would you voluntarily live in Holyoke?
rent is $600 a month, everything included. i’m from dorchester anyway, i’m used to it, haha. moving to revere is considered “making it.”