Reader Email – As A Chick I Have Some Magnum Condom Questions For The Pres Since I Know He Must Have A Huge Dick
Reader Email
Hey Pres
So I was rummaging through my coworker’s wallet at work yesterday and found the token one condom that I know dudes carry around that’s usually expired and doesn’t get used either way, but whatever. Anyway, this happened to be a Trojan Magnum, you know, the one in the gold wrapper with the black writing that screams to the whole planet that you have a giant dick. I was discussing said condom with one of my girlfriends last night and we decided that there are 3 important questions that need to be answered: 1) Do dudes ever just carry around the Magnum in hopes of impressing chicks into screwing them and their huge cock? 2) If a guy actually DOES have a big dick, how and when does he determine he needs a Magnum? Does a chick have to tell them? Do they just figure it out on their own? What?
So as we are discussing this, we decide to compare a Magnum to a regular Trojan condom (I’m kind of a slut so I have various condoms in my vibrator drawer under my bed). Here’s the thing…they are exactly the same size. Upon inspection, we learned that they are virtually identical in every category, length, girth, tip size, etc. So we can assume that any average size dick will also fit into a Magnum, right?
Which brings me to my 3rd question: are Magnums simply a marketing gimmick used to help guys get laid? And if so, what are the ramifications if the world finds out that Magnum really means “I have an average size dick”…
brooke
People still use condoms? I feel like condoms were so 10 years ago when people still thought they could catch The HIV and shit. But once Magic hung a triple double on Aids, condoms went the way of the dinosaurs. Like what’s the worst that can happen now? A little Herp? Maybe knock a bitch up? I just feel like free love is back. Anyway in regards to these 3 questions.
1) Do dudes ever just carry around the Magnum in hopes of impressing chicks into screwing them and their huge cock
I suppose it’s possible. But I feel like most guys don’t want to admit they have a condom on them in the first place. Like if you admit you have a condom then you can’t say you don’t have one when it’s go time and you want to go bareback and the girl is being a jerk about it.
2) If a guy actually DOES have a big dick, how and when does he determine he needs a Magnum? Does a chick have to tell them? Do they just figure it out on their own? What?
Well if you’re like me and you have a monster dick it’s all about trial and error . I mean I knew I was packing an absolute snake so the first time I bought condoms I bought like 10 different packs. Everytime I beat off I’d try a new one. Just like buying cloths. Figure out what fits. I just assume that’s what everybody did.
3rd question: are Magnums simply a marketing gimmick used to help guys get laid? And if so, what are the ramifications if the world finds out that Magnum really means “I have an average size dick”…
A marketing gimmick? Haha. Well let me put it this way. I’m a 5’10 Jewish guy and I can wear a magnum condom with no problem. So no I don’t think Magnum is simply a marketing gimmick to make guys seem like they got big dicks. Ha-ha. Nice theory though.
PS – The real reason I posted this email is because I’m intrigued by Brooke this self proclaimed slut. Chicks start throwing around phrases like “screwing them with their huge cock” and I start thinking Penthouse Letters and shit. This chick is so hot and dirty in my mind it’s not even funny. Because frankly it’s just dishonest to send an email like this and be fat.
brooke should send in a pic
hey brooke tits or get out
FACT they are NOT the same size, chick probably put them all on banana and goes hey they are same size! ever see a durex condom, things are made for white men, they fit around my fucking pinkie
PS try KING condoms by lifestyle, they are decent, dont break as much as magnums, youre welcome brooke
I use Magnums with Renee.
99% chance the emailer is a dude.
It’s a dude.
you literally cannot go a day without blogging about dicks
dibs on Brooke
you need a magnam to fit over that bohemoth schnozz thats for god damn sure
I have one question for Brooke..How does she know that you are an expert on COCK?
but ya my roomate sophmore year of college only bought magnums, and i stole one from him for some slut and it seemed like a normal condom to me
unless Brooke is a dude, then he’s all yours gaystoolie
saying you fit into a magnum doesn’t count if you wear it on your leg. sorry Pres.
Neil was looking through Big Cat’s wallet?
You shouldn’t lie either prez, just makes your nose bigger.
I feel like jerking off with a condom on could get expensive pretty quick.
Stool is on fire today. Blackdude, whiteboy got girth.
they need to start sizing condoms like suits.
That letter was written by BigCat
If you’re trying to get laid by showing chicks you have a magnum condom, you’re in trouble.
HOW THE FUCK was the first part of this article not the focal point – “I was rummaging through my coworkers wallet when…” ??? Fuck outta here bitch! I mean we all knew girls are fucked but that was a layup
Renee?
If I ever have a daughter I am aborting it.
KBD is actually correct, there’s no possible way a lifestyle and a magnum are the same girth or length but I assume she used a different trojan steez. All trojans are the same, and I 100% use magnums as a marketing ploy.
Obviously from a dude trolling because who goes thru their co workers wallet for shits and giggles, unless you are stealing ,but I’ll play along.
Nebuchadnezzar condoms are the real deal. Meet a man with those and once fucked you will stay fucked…you cocksucking klepto whore with friends.
Before the Big V, I was a Magnum guy wearing a regular condom was like having a cock ring on sometimes it would be great others not so
CONDOM DONT LIE!
Regular condoms and magnums are the same size except magnums stretch 10x more. <3 a girl that actually has sex
Pres uses Magnums as a shower cap.
^Dude: girls
WHY is she going thru her coworkers wallet? A Mag in there is like have a couple hundo’s, you let chicks buy their drink out of your wallet and they see a couple Franklin’s and think you have some Swiss bank account…works every time. If you have both, you’ll blow their mind
jpglo , nice tits and lets fuck! and what up goddy!!!!
hey jpglo show your tits
@ Harley im ashamed to not have thought of doing that with 20′s
hahaha wow do we have actual females in the comment section right now?
def a fat chick with no friends, hot chicks wouldn’t take the time outta their day to write some pointless email
Ask Brooke if she quacks like a duck and if she’ll fart on your balls when you fuck.
You try to make it look like a joke but I’m sure you actually beat off into condoms because you don’t know any better.
Brooke is definitely a dude and who jerks off wearing a condom?
This Brooke slut is lying or just does not know how to measure a condom and is dumb. She seems pretty honest telling us blatantly that she loves multiple cocks a month so I will go with the latter, just being dumb. The Magnum is wider. For girth, not length. If you have a small jew dick like pres, any condom fits. If you have a trouser snake like me, a Trojan will cut off circulation and will likely break as well. Brooke, Ill show you. Where does that filthy ass sleep at night?
ya bostonsbetter thats why magnums suck, trojans break every time, thats why there the best
tico24 that made me laugh, haha
and bostonsbetter2 , when do you decide to change between bostonsbetter2 and bostonsbetter, riviting, do you have a monopoly on the name? like do you have a bostonsbetter2.1?
magnums are made to fit most guys. its an ego thing #fact
a little brooke back mountain???
I think they fit better, actually. I think they’re somewhat wider, I donno though. I find them much easier to get on than other types. Source: trial and error in college.
“People still use condoms?” is my line! Like I was the first person to ever use those words, in that order.
Huge cocks are a mixed bag of treats. I love sucking and stroking them, but keep them the hell away from my ass. can I get some girls on here to back me on this?
if you are wearing a condom, your ego should be shot whether youre wearing a trojan or a bread bag
Magnum XL are the ones that are bigger. Fit m hog to the t.
“trying to go bare back and the girls being a jerk about it” lol
putting a condom on your damn vibrator or anything penis shaped, is not the same as putting a condom on a real dick. I can fit in to a regular condom it feels like I just sentenced my dick to death by hanging but it “fits” in. A magnum fits much more comfortable so to answer your question Brooke. No magnum condoms are not the same. Now Brooke since your a female slut show us your tits I am leaning towards the fact that you are dude but that is just me.
gaystoolie , FTW! never disappoints, bet all his bfs say that too
I kept telling the jew that I wanted to see Renee finger bang herself on video and he blocked me from the Boston page. I have no idea why but I needed to reinvent myself. BTW, you get up to 563 in twitter followers yet. Shoot for the stars KBD
when you get horny, does all the blood rush to your nose?
and a jew cant have a large dick
the fact that this brooke chick intentionally threw in “in my vibrator drawer” makes her either a) a girl who wants to be a slut but can’t hang with the true sluts, or b) a dude. no game.
Rubbers are for the birds
bostonsbetter2 , haha nice, i have been banned for less, in the end he needs us so its whatever, cant comment on NYC< KFC blocked me because someoen i know made funny of his goofy brother
FOLLOW ME KID @kingblackdude
Gaystoolie should make a one-liner ap for not the blackberry.
Gaystoolie continues to be the best commenter ever. Too bad KFC thinks all commenters are “fucking idiots” and can’t appreciate the genius of men like Gaystoolie. I swear to god if i was a gay, I’d hunt you down and destroy your asshole, Gaystool.
Goddy that was a hella gay comment bro
As were my intentions
it’s all about the shitty medium lifestyles condoms your college health center gives out for free. 6 inch brotherhood all day every day let’s go boys
That’s why I thumbed? up the comment? im spent.
“But once Magic hung a triple double on Aids, condoms went the way of the dinosaurs.” – that’s a classic line Dave
Brooke = Neil, Neil = Brooke….laces out Dan.
this is the saddest group of comments ever, all these bro’s on here talking like they all packing stallions and are up to date with their condom knowledge. the truth is the only condoms they know of the dried out ones in their wallets they carry around everywhere with the vain hope that some drunk chick will fuck after some shitty frat party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfI-wozg2a0&sns=em
This chick must use her vib on the reg, because she clearly doesn’t get laid enough if she has to ask about big dicks proving that she’s never been stuffed by one. Too many questions not enough opinions. SheAintaHo
sackofnouns i actually am proud of my extra medium sized penis and the only time i touch condoms are to poke holes in them and then give them to my friends that i like as much as neil’s blogs
O SETH, U HAVE A TINY PENIS.
This is the gayest blog I’ve ever read? “Bareback?” You know that term is used for gay sex right? Fucking fag.
Fuck, sorry sackofnouns. We didn’t know that we were in the presence of greatness. I have you pegged for the asshole that frosts his hair and looks at himself in the mirror when you’re jerking off. Don’t ask me how I know, I just have a feeling. Big tough guy, I bet gaystoolie would like you a lot
Here I felt all good about myself cause a magnum fit well and didnt fall off. Fuckin bitch brooke
Condoms are for sailors!
who uses condoms?
A magnum fits me like a XXXXL white tee
Total amateur move. The old “Throw a Magnum in the wallets and let my female co-workers rummage through it.” No creativity at all. That’s a move for little dick guys. Just wear sweats on casual Fridays and outline the piece right in front of her. That’s what us big duck fellas would do. Take the mystery out of it.
Total amateur move. The old “Throw a Magnum in the wallets and let my female co-workers rummage through it.” No creativity at all. That’s a move for little dick guys. Just wear sweats on casual Fridays and outline the piece right in front of her. That’s what us big duck fellas would do. Take the mystery out of it.
“So I was rummaging through my coworker’s wallet at work yesterday”
well that was the first red flag on this crazy slut
I’ve used a couple different types from Trojan. Magnums fit snug. Some of the non-magnum, normal size fit the same. But then there have been some that were so tight they cut off circulation.
Brook – hopefully any guy you fuck you know not to have AIDS, Herpes or other such shit. If so, get your ass on the pill. Wearing condoms sucks for guys. They’re annoying to put on and ruin the fun of sex.
And you’d better not be fat.
Never been able to use a condom there’s no point it fucking sucks. But back in college if a broad insisted I’d put one on, tell her to turn around so I could do her from behind, then give a little tug so the condom broke before I put it in. Worked like a charm.
Pics please
Pres, when you say you have a huge dick, are you talking about the one in your mouth, or the one in your ass?
Condoms are so 70′s
renee likes it raw
Magnum Large Size condoms may be relatively close in size to regular. I had to go up a size to Magnum XL. Not for crazy length – girth. The other condoms choked the fuck out of my cock and not in a good way. Hurt, filled with blood, and get like red streaks on the skin like it got an indian burn or some shit. No fuckin good. Chicks love a fat one but studs like me have paied the price. But yes, fuck condoms.
Only reason Prez would need a magnum would be if condoms were for noses
Guys find out they need Magnums through broken regular sized condoms. And they are definitely bigger, or at least stretchier.
Do you need a magnum tissue to blow you schnoze el gonzo?
“a little herp?” Pretty sure i fear herpes more than any other STD. that’s the whole reason i ever bagged up. fuck that noise.
^^agreed..what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shit’ll come back with you.
It’s days like this I hate my good paying job. Fucking Stool is on fire all day and here I am at 8pm… bosh has it down cold and that was funny my man. Chicks do love a fat one though don’t they.
prez, fucking neil sent this to you.
threw my d piece in a magnum once, shit was like fucking a slut loose as shit. smh i said fuck condoms and my subpar size cock and the enxt girl i tackled for loss BOOOM! herpes just like that. Moral of the story if you have a small D, kill yourself
by herbie versmells on December 13, 2012 at 4:05 pm
if you are wearing a condom, your ego should be shot whether youre wearing a trojan or a bread bag
Can somebody explain the above comment to me?
This is going to be known as the STD Generation. Over 50% will have tainted goods.
Imagine the curtains on Brooke. Probably flAp in the wind and spread the Christmas spirit of Gnorehea.
I can’t help but think that whomever writes this blog is obsessed about their penis size
Rear Admiral, I don’t know if you have young kids or anything but have you taken a gander at the past two generations? No way am I having kids. When I was in high school, you had to date a chick for like three months before you could even finger her. There were maybe 4 sluts in my senior class. None of which were freaks. Nowadays you have 15 year old chicks dyking it out, sexting and smashing peppers like nothing my generation ever got to experience. I can’t imagine the damage I could have done if there were cell phones and text messaging when I was younger.
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And I have no clue what Herbie was talking about, he is a pretty big faggot most of the time, just typical Herbie Spooge in the comments.
There are 2 possibilities to this Brooke character…
1) Fat chick with giant vagina looking for Prez’s approval
2) Gay kid with tiny dick looking for Prez’s approval
Both are equally as disgusting.
True condom size test…how much coke can you pack into each one before swallowing it and flying from miami to boston
I use Magnum Condoms for my MONSTER DONG
Im smaller then most and have used a magnum…was as tight as pres nose into renees ass.
Brooke needs a DONKEY PUNCH…..
The real question is do they make extra small condoms. Then you have my attention.
“rummaging through my coworker’s wallet” …the fuck?
Here’s how you know you need Magnum Brooke. When you use regular condoms it feels like there’s a strong midget choking your cock to the point of pain, and when you have sex with regulars, breakage happens very often. Now what are you doing tonight?
An absolute snake? Bullshit pres your clearly packing an inch worm at best haha