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Yo Prez,

So I take my kids to the hershey theme park for a weekend….I’m gettin a little pissed cause the wife is taking the 7 year old on all the great rides and I’m stuck on these shitty little train ride things with my 3 year old daughter…Anyway, it takes like 20 minutes to wait in these lines for a 4 minute ride, but whatever, my daughters having fun…After an hour or so, I am worn out and fed up with the whole theme park thing. Especially dealing with middle america at its worst. Then I see this beauty….and I make it my mission to get a couple of good pics. I convinced my daughter to go on this shitty ride just so I could get a close up of the reverse clevage…its takes a minute to absorb what you are looking at…..but its fucking amazing. This really made my weekend. Two thumbs up for Hershey Park. Just down right middle america…..plus look at the skinny white trash husband…bet she didnt look like that when he knocked her up in junior high…WTF!

might want to play GTB (guess that back)

Sullly, OUT!
Go Pats!

When are chicks going to learn, tube tops are so unflattering for your tits. Just flattens them out and makes them all gross looking.

PS – if somewhere it said “Irish Rose” I would have been convinced that email was Jerry. Sully gives us a novel on middle America and his Yelp review of the rides at Hershey Park. All you had to say was “back tits,” dude.

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