Reader Email – Best Calf Workout Ever
Reader Email
Stumbled upon this broad riding a dude for a great calf workout at the CU Boulder rec center. Shit was priceless and it wasn’t even their first set.
Brandon
I haven’t worked out in 15 years. Haven’t been inside a gym in 20. And even when I did go I never bothered with my calfs. But having said all that I’ll never be able to go back to doing calf lifts the old way again. I’ll only do it this way from now on. With some chick riding my back. Old school. Rocky IV style. In fact I think I’m gonna make the First Lady do this now with me every night. We don’t have sex anymore so the least she can do is ride my back while I build up huge motherfucking calfs. It’s not that I want to do it. I have to do it.
have renee sit on your nose instead
Called a “donkey calf raise”. The real lifter gyms have a machine for it.
Nothing like a wetspot on your back
Do you still think your young or do you realize your 35 years old?
if you look closely you will see there is no anal penetration…you sure you still want to do this?
@pawts I just spit out my coffee. And I was drinking lemonade. Hysterical.
Must have been awkward when she took her strap on off.
Not a bad idea. That way she could just flip you over and give you chest compressions after engage in cardiac arrest.
There’s a great right arm/wrist workout that I’m a huge fan of…
“I haven’t worked out in 15 years.”
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You’re kidding. I couldn’t tell.
i love how cool people think they are that work out, Fuckin people think theyre so trendy. guess what, ill pull a trigger, you lift a bar, well see who the real hardo is!!
The gay whisper at the end kind of ruined it. Fags.
by tom bradys left nut on November 8, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Called a “donkey calf raise”. The real lifter gyms have a machine for it.
You mean the gyms where you shave and oil up your workout buddies don’t ya Tom
i can see the headlines now…”woman commits suicide after she gives husband heartattack riding back then realizes he is only rich in internet dollars”
Any possible way we can get a video of the first lady finger banging herself?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKjmJjkCWg
woodypaige.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2Z2NUQIXI
No shock who invented this
Anyone who knows anything about working out your calfs knows that hummingbirds are the only way to go.
Evil One,
By workout buddies you mean your Dad? Then yes. He gives great head, down to the balls, no gagging. Clearly he’s been at it a while.
We had to do this for college football with our teammates… We didn’t staddle our partner though, we sat on them as if you were sitting on a bench at the park. Needless to say we were a below average division 2 team and this was our coaches way of punishing us for practicing like a bunch of fairy boys. All gayness aside it was a great workout for the calfs
Just to be clear: when you say “we don’t have sex anymore, you actually mean YOU don’t have sex anymore, right? ‘Cause last I heard, the First Lady “travels to China for work” like a boss, so I’m figuring SHE has lots of sex.
^with chinese people? somehow i still see that as a downgrade from straddling a stingy manatee
Arnold use to do these. True story.
caLVES? not one of you shit heads jumped him for not knowing the plural form of calf?
If you do calf raises, tricep kickbacks, bicep curls and are man between 18-30yrs old and have no muscles and no strength, go fuck yourself. These fucking morons fill up every gym and take half the machines while doing their retarded curls on the squat rack. Still can’t believe you actually posted this video, the asshole who sent this is a clueless moron. What’s next: deadlift video with a similar commentary?
THis dude doesn’t give two shits about his calf muscles. He just likes having her sweaty moist pussy riding his lower back. Her pussy juice probably soaks through her spandex.
Come on, Pres, you know you’re just going to do what Johnny Drama did… calf implants…
Oh wait… they cost money…?