Reader Email – Can You Truly Be A Hardo If You Know You’re Hardo?
Reader Email
Hey Pres,
Ive got a nice hardo/pussification of america story for ya. So last week my friend dared me to jump into a freezing lake through the ice. I told him i wasnt a pussy and that I would cut two holes in the ice, and swim from one to the other. Needless to say, I did it because im not a pussy and want to be a Navy SEAL.
When a couple of my buddies and I tried to get it on the morning announcements at my High School (Westford Academy), administration wouldnt allow it to be done because it was too dangerous apparently. I never endorsed the idea or told anyone to do it. I never glorified it. Im the MVP and captain of the Mens Swim team, which makes me qualified to do it in the eyes of the student body.
Westford Academy is the same place that banned grinding at school dances, and you guys did an article on it a year ago. Westford Academy blows and it would be awesome to see a big figure like you take them down.
Always a stoolie,
I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this. Like this is the biggest hardo email in the history of hardo emails yet the kid called himself out for being a hardo so it’s like he disarmed me before I even could begin. I mean can you really be a hardo and know you’re a hardo? I don’t think so. Hardos never know they are hardos. That’s what makes them so great. But this kid is fucking hardo and a half. That’s what so confusing here. I mean “I’m the MVP and captain of the Mens swim team and want to be a Navy Seal”? Umm what? And how about the fact he wanted the school to announce that he actually did this in the first place? “Attention students..we’d like to congratulate Timothery Edison for swimming underwater.” Who fucking cares hardo? The only thing I can come up with is that deep down he really doesn’t think he’s a hardo even though he’s pretending he is. That’s all I got. I’m sure the comment section will do better.
Having a dead silent youtube video, Hardooo
looks like we don’t really give a fuck either…
the answer is… you’re both gay
fuck being a ‘hardo’, this kid’s just a douche who likes to drop the soap after swim meets..
I’d suggest that you post a challenge video, but I’m afraid that if you actually were able to resurface at the second hole someone would get confused and harpoon you.
Where was he when all those Mexicans were splashing around in the ice
Fucking bros. Faggots
total time under water 4 seconds. a navy seal would have been under for 3 minutes and surfaced with 3 fish and an old hub cap. no hardo
HARDOOOO
You should send the email to his principal. Let’s snitch on this bitch.
“I doubt the comment section will do better,its sucks now. It was sooo much better before”- Rear Admiral
wanna know how I know youre a hardo… you say you want to be a navy seal like its a qualification
fuck that! he’s clearly tied to a safety line. you can see it move as he swims under. so not hardo.
If this kid is related to Thomas Edison it’s all cool
this dude wants to be a navy seal and I want to be a lazy fat billionaire with a harem of smokeshow wives
Jeah brah go Timmy!
Laaaaaaaame
Is he wearing goggles?
I bet his dick turned into a vagina after that swim.
“I mean can you really be a hardo and know you’re a hardo?”- very interesting philosophical question. I would say that any level of self-awareness, no matter how small, immediately disqualifies someone from being a hardo. They’re just run-of-the-mill douchebags instead.
Acknowledging does not equate condoning – just because you know you’re a dick doesn’t make it okay to be a dick. OK, dick?
How bout the intro to this video?
and I think gilznilz is right, looks like there’s a non-hardo rope attached to him.
Listen here you fat little fuck. Captain of the men’s swim team? Nothing I’d brag about. You want the school to include some feat of yours on the morning announcement? Are you kidding? what kind of desperate attention seeking fag are you? Then you use your full name and school in the email? You realize your school is going to hear about this. Administrators are going to be contacting you soon. And whatever ass the captain of the mens swim team is entitled to, will inevitably dry up when you get three detentions for being a fuckin dweeb.
Westford Academy swimming blows….we used to stomp them back in the day. Also I still have a Westford Academy Swimming shirt I stole of the deck from kid
It’s fuckin amazing to me that a smartass Jew like yourself who makes a living making fun of people literally cries about how it’s rude people make fun of his wife and gets away with it. If you can’t take the heat get out of the oven.
And another thing, I aint no navy seal, never could be. But I’ll tell you one thing a Navy Seal would never do… everything you admittedly did in this email.
Continue shaving your body with your swimclub Bro’s Timothy, leave the swimming to the Cubans
^^ HAHAHA bragging about mopping up someone in swimming. Next hetero HS swimmer will be the first.
redsox027… HARDOOOO!
“In the eyes of the student body I’m qualified because I’m the MVP and Captain of the dork squad – I mean boys’ swimming team.” Start and end the video while waist-deep to hide the safety line. Quite a pussy move there, Cap.
The real Hardo here is jimbo_slice, threating kids with 3 detentions.
is this what yall do instead of grinding with girls now?
I’m no Navy scholar, but do they routinely swim 6 feet from one hole in the ice to another? Or for that matter, weight 365 lbs?
@pointbreak was the oven pun intended? Brilliant either way
Cancel Philly? I’m personally going to give this kid a detention? What are you retarded. I was referring to his school
Classic last gun in the bullet situation here
Bravo to Pres for calling this kid out. Now if you could just do this to every single one of the pathetic Milton’s contest douchebags, you’d have my full respect.
Really pointbreak? You don’t see the difference between publicly making fun of people for doing stupid shit and anonymously making bigoted comments? How about you reply with your name, place of work, religion, and significant other’s name/picture? See if you can take the heat. Didn’t think so.
well according the most reliable source in the game: urban dictionary, this defines a hardo.
(adj). HAR-dO: a hardo is one who thinks they are incredibly hard or overestimates their hardness.
so clearly this faggot timothy edison thinks he is incredibly hard because he is the marco polo mvp, aspires to be a seal, and wants to announce his safety rope ice swim to the school.
but as pres and the stoolies have pointed out he is overestimating his hardness in a huge way.
…wait im confused
the fact that this kid mentioned he wasn’t a pussy so many times means he’s a huge pussy
Woulda been cool if a polar bear ate him.
Renee.
This can’t be a real email? If I were to guess how a “captain of a swim team” would act this I exactly how I envision it. This is the kid that wants his dick sucked by everyone for doing simple shit and bitches when he doesn’t. . “Look what I can do, something just about everyone else could do but doesn’t because they realize its fucking pointless”. I hate you Tim Edison. I fucking hate you
hardo
Wow that was so manly, I’m pregnant.
i would love to make this kids mouth shit teeth then ask him for a frosted pink donut. hardoooooooo
where the part when he dies?
not a hardo, he’s a hardoosh.
Whole other level stuff.
Fucko, there is a safety line, you can see it in the starting hole. What a fucking skirt Tim Edison is.
Damn Pres, he disarmed you much the same as Eminem did Papa Doc in 8 Mile….”I am white, I am a fuckin bum” vs “I’m not a hardo cause I already told you I’m a hardo” = HARDO!!!!!!
And he removed the video, I really hope he read these comments and suddenly began to realize his whole school would be reading the same comments soon. I hope he gets a new nick name in school…. wonder what it will be, kids are so creative
sick link Pres.
Hardo’s Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/tim.edison?fref=ts
He isn’t a hardo or a d-bag, the kid is just an attention seeking loser.
Swimming in ice water is only a hardo move if you’re a black….. cause of the whole “they can’t swim” and “hate the cold” thing
And the pussification of hardos continues. Put that video up you fucking limped dick squid, Timmy Edison!
VIDEO IS DOWN YET IT’S STILL COMPLETELY OBVIOUS THAT THIS KID IS A GIANT HOMO. SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SWIM, TOUGH GUY…
JUST CHECKED OUT FACEBOOK LINK – ONE OF HIS FAVORITE MOVIES IS “THE OTHER GUYS”? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS FUCKIN’ KID?
as a navy man myself…the recruiters would take one look at this guy and stamp “faggot” in big red marker and send him to gitmo
@first ..I don’t profit off of making fun of blind people, disabled people, fat people, etc. If you don’t understand the difference I know a Nigerian prince who needs you to help him out
is this kid really bragging on SWIMMING??? i play real sports. not tryin’ to be the best at exercisin’.