Reader Email – College Dude Gets Knocked Out, Cracks His Head Open And Pisses Himself Simultaneously
Reader Email
Prez
This is a video of my buddies up at school. After a long night of drinking this is what happened. If you notice at the 1:01 marker the guy who gets knocked out pisses himself. He also ended up with 9 staples in his head.
Hope you enjoy
Is this what college is like now? Because I never did this shit when I was in school. I’d just come home, play Fifa and order the 3 small pizza deal from Bell’s Pizza ,which was the cheapest but for some reason I thought the best pizza at Michigan. None of this fighting shit. Like I don’t care how shitfaced I am I never like getting smashed in the face. But this seems to be all the rage now in college. Like if you don’t get knocked out you’re not cool.
PS – I would have bet my ass the kid in the jeans was the one who was going to get smoked here. I mean the other kid was pretty cocky for a dude about to get knocked out, crack his head open and piss himself right?
Ya would’ve bet money against jeans guy in the beginning, but I guess Pisspants was much drunker than he appeared.
What’s with all the dudes partying shirtless? Kinda queer.
this is an unfair fight the guy in jeans is clearly more sober than the other guy. im sure that if they were both equally drunk the half naked guy would win.
I don’t know what’s gayer, being blacked out with shirts off boxing, or videotaping two dudes boxing shirtless late night.
“You know its comin. You know its comin.” Drunk or not, pisspants has a glass jaw. Girljeans should have given him another one. “Yeah, motherfucker!! You want more?!” I was betting that there was going to be a huge make out scene afterwards from the looks of these fags.
“I’d just come home, play Fifa and order the 3 small pizza deal”
Nothing wrong with that, sounds like the life and times of TobiasFunke
I have to get a little CSI here….I think Senor Skivvies pissed himself before the one minute mark, and it was a contributing factor to him getting knocked out. All of a sudden he starts boxing with one hand on his package….I think trying to hide the piss marks.
The part that was left out is that they were fighting over who was going to catch that night…
haven’t you heard prez? college is a rough world these days. i know plenty of guys who’d rather end up to bleeding knuckles and a black eye than empty pizza boxes and a cleaned-out fridge
Fighting doesn’t really get much gayer than that.
I don’t care how drunk they are, they throw punches like girls.
Much like Rocky, they need Carl Weathers to teach them how to “box black” in a homoerotic montage scene.
This is why my children are paying for college themselves. I’m not footing this bill for this homo-erotic horseplay.
“..after a hard night of drinking Schmidt’s Gay.”
Felt like I was watching the Quiet Man John Ruiz (worst ever to watch). Throw a freaking punch.
When I was in school the late night drunken competition consisted of 2 on 2 nerf hoop. And the injuries were generally limited to scraped knuckles from raking them across the ceiling while going for the tomahawk dunk. And we kept our shirts on….and never pissed ourselves.
I guess Halo doesn’t fly for late night drunk times anymore
no one brings girls home anymore?
I knew instantly who was going to get knocked out and piss himself.
9 out of 10 times the cocky half naked shit head always gets fucked up.
Cottage Inn…
El Pres, you had a Bell’s in Ann Arbor? There was a Bell’s in Amherst that sold the cheapest pizza around when I was at UMass.
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I’m surprised at EP’s lack of street smarts here. Nine times out of 10, dude who’s doing all the talking is the guy who gets his ass kicked. It’s the quiet ones you have to worry about.
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