Reader Email – Did Miss Universe Olivia Culpo Fall For the “Note Game”?
Reader Email
Pres – First off, I REFUSE to believe Olivia Culpo would fall for this. But, as much as I want to hate on it, I really can’t knock this guy’s incredibly douchey game if during the 1% of the time it works he can hook up with olivia culpo. such a bro email chain i got forwarded, see below.
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Sent: Friday, March 30, 2012 04:47 PM
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Subject: Note Game
So my buddy consistently get tail by running “Note Game.” He consistently leaves notes on a cocktail napkin with a hot girl as he walks out of a restaurant. He simply interrupts them mid dinner and says something to the effect of “Hi, sorry to interrupt your dinner but I think you are the most beautiful girl in the restaurant and I just wanted to leave you with this note…” Well remember this chick that my buddy took down with the note game…she won Miss USA on Sunday night
First of all let me just say this. I’ve already had 20 emails from guys saying they know a guy who knows a guy who fucked Miss Universe. It’s like Jessica Biel at Tufts all over again. Everybody knows somebody who ran train on her while she was there. Now as far as this note game goes this can’t work. It just can’t. Like I’m no chick, but they can’t fall for this crap can they? The only thing I can come up with is that if this really works than this dude must look like Bradley Cooper or something. Just so fucking handsome that it doesn’t matter what he does and a chick will be interested. Kind of like that Tom Brady SNL skit where it’s not sexual harassment if you’re handsome. Because everything being equal this note game SUCKS. Ladies am I right or am I right? Please tell me you wouldn’t fall for this.
Vote 1 for instant psychopath and he better be hot and have huge dick and 10 for it’s kind of cute
(387 votes, average: 3.52 out of 10)
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first vote and comment woo look at me i’m the bees knees
the Roofie game > Note Game
Is your pickup line “my body is so advanced in evolution I have a shelf to rest my glasses on”?
Neil blows his nose into the napkin and leaves it with the chick
I believe the note you left me David was stained with cream cheese, and it read, and I quote, ”I probably can’t satisfy you sexually, my nose is too big to eat pussy, but I have 2 million internet dollars, and I want to cash them in for you.”
Puke.
Chicks eat this kind of shit up. First it shows you have balls. You could be the ugliest fucker in the bar but if you show some confidence chicks are all over you. Second chicks love having a good answer for “how’d you guys meet?” She’d prob keep the note on her at all times just so she could whip it out when someone asks
Best part of the note is definitely the Good Will Hunting line
pre gisele brady….sigh.
Pres is just a hater because he didn’t think of this first
This wouldn’t work for El Pres even if the note was written on a million dollar bill
Anyone else notice Mike’s dink is hanging out in the wedding?
Why draw a note for 10 minutes when you can walk up and insult her in 10 seconds?
Goosen gets it. Money and confidence are all that matters. Too bad most of you fuckers won’t come close to either of them
Mo’s jealous because this guy’s artwork is better than Mo’s (on his back-up BSS web page).
any game is better than no game
So this kid’s buddy is saying he draws stick figures on a napkin, slips them to Miss Universe, and then they fuck? Story sounds completely logical. What girl is not going to fall for a picture my 4-year old could draw and drop her drawers. OH – and it’s only Miss Universe we’re talking about.
goosen how does it show balls to drop a note then walk out the door?
I don’t eat at restaurants with paper napkins.
I call shennanigans on this note. It’s too long. The chicks has to believe you spontaneously wrote the thing at dinner. Then again, chicks are incredibly stupid and gullible, so maybe this guy is a genius. The note game is more art than science, anyway.
Unfortunately the shit is true, and she say so herself in this interview (three questions from the bottom): http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201206/olivia-culpo-interview-miss-usa-2012
the interview says it was the best pickup line, doesn’t say that it worked. also, like all other women she sounds pretty dumb. hotter than the devil’s dick, but dumb. on second thought maybe it did work.