Reader Email – Do These Boots Get This Guy Laid?

Reader Email


Prez,

At the Phantom Gourmet BBBQ festival and saw this character. think he can take one of the cougars down, or both?
 

This one is easy. Those are just cooking boots. And yes this guy obviously got laid. I mean being a cook at the Phantom Gourmet Festival is like playing CF for the Red Sox. You got to beat bitches off with a stick. Combine that with the boots and the fact that everybody knows Phantom Gourmet fans are sluts and there’s no way this guy didn’t throw down some serious pussy.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  07/1/09, 5:07 pm    | 

16 People have left comments on this post



» dirtydog said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:14 }

YES THEY DO! He’s got 2 sweet pieces of pie right in the photo

» scruples said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:47 }

only if he smothers his hog in sauce.

» scruples said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:30 }

and what a shitty looking event. good thing we had a stoolie on the scene.

» ThrillHo said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:20 }

“Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it, Marge. Now
where are my chili boots?”

» Dale Sturtevant said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:18 }

the boots don’t, but im sure the roofies he put in those ladies beers did.

» Schwet T. Balls said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:02 }

Lenny Clark?

» bc makes love then cries said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 05:07:28 }

i have serious problems with the emailer’s use of the word cougars.

» mtay said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 06:07:40 }

Oh and by the way…. Willingham’s fucking destroyed that BBQ. Hands down the best booth.

I bet he gave those two post menopausal bitches a little “Dry Rub” of his own.

» ClarenceBeaks said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 07:07:55 }

Can you get the Dany Verissimo picture off the page? That guy is freaky looking. That area should be reserved for hot chicks.

» ClarenceBeaks said: { Jul 1, 2009 - 08:07:06 }

And it’s picture 7 of 9, not 7 from 9, you idiots.

» THEjustintuckrule said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:08 }

Anyone read that Kobe link on the side? I don’t care what you guys think; that is straight badass.

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 07:07:12 }

He gave em a little pulled pork if ya know what i mean

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 08:07:17 }

ElMush.

Did you work the kosher pulled pork booth @ Phantom Gourmet BBBQ festival

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 08:07:17 }

» TheSeniorsenator

Nah…barbequed matzah balls

» theteeboxusa said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 09:07:29 }

Is that the BBQ Beach thin for the Phantom or a new kids concert?

» MassHole76 said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:40 }

I saw that dude there…

Icing on the cake: his visor came with the gray spikey hair you see in the pic. A few rednecks had them on…classic.

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