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Prez,

At the Phantom Gourmet BBBQ festival and saw this character. think he can take one of the cougars down, or both?
 

This one is easy. Those are just cooking boots. And yes this guy obviously got laid. I mean being a cook at the Phantom Gourmet Festival is like playing CF for the Red Sox. You got to beat bitches off with a stick. Combine that with the boots and the fact that everybody knows Phantom Gourmet fans are sluts and there’s no way this guy didn’t throw down some serious pussy.