Reader Email – Does Dressing Like the Machine Get Pat Burrell Laid?
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These pictures were taken at Barry Zito’s $9 mil, 6k sqft, Tuscan Mansion about 20 miles north of SF in Marin County.
I wonder what Deadspin would have done if they had these pictures? Tease them for 2 weeks and then write a huge story about it and then all the idiots across the internet would act like they cured cancer? Probably. Well we’ll just throw them up there and say that Pat the Bat is a freak and I kind of wish I were him because that blond chick is making blood rush to my dick like a motherfucker. Then I’ll post another blog in 30 minutes because that’s what we do. Relentless execution for the love of the game not for the fame and fortune.
PS – Being a pro athlete is such a fucking racket I can’t stand it.
I think being Pat Burrell gets Pat Burrell laid
on a related note, fuck Pat Burrell, freaky, great tail landing asshole
100% gets him laid. Fuckin A.
brian wilson had all 3
Can you put these pics in the new image viewer so I can only see like half of each pic on my computer and not at all on my phone? That would be awesome, thanks.
apparently this does get him laid.
I once heard a story about Pat the Bat. He was on the road, brought some tail back to his hotel room. Starting banging this girl out, decides he wants to throw it in her ass. She obliges, and so Pat begins to repeatedly yell out “Your Pussy is Jealous!, Your Pussy is Jealous!” while he does her in the ass. His screaming is heard throughout the hotel halls. Classic.
Pat Burrell is awesome. no homo.
most amazing part of the story is Barry Zito lives in a $9 mil home. fuck me.
Just one question….why are the chicks wearing clothes? Serves no purpose to invite tramps over and let them wear clothes. In my $9 million women must be naked upon entry, and dudes need to take off there shoes and not bang the naked chicks.
true story
zito will be making 18 million a year until 2014.
guy was gassed 4 years ago.
it does not suck to be pat burrell, or barry zito or omar infante for fucks sake……
pretty sure he got laid immediately after these pics were taken
balls = empty
that chick in the white bikini has a high vagina.
does pat burrell kill marlboro menthols?
At first I thought that was El Pres, but then realized that it wasn’t a fat piece of crap…
has anybody heard about the new holiday on feb 15th called “steak, blowjob, & shut the fuck up day”?
spread the word
EP, still losing sleep over deadspin breaking the sanchez story huh. Don’t worry it didn’t get much traction anyways. BSS > deadspin
How is it that warm in SF right now?
Made my day this chick is Ari Burgh…legend from the west coast, not sure why she accepted my friendship but she post the most outrageous shit
The guy clearly wet the bed on those chicks that night…
that blonde is unreal. the sanchez story is kind of a big deal on new york sports talk radio right now. so its kind of a big deal. these pictures are not a big deal though. to anyone. bad comparison pres
Pat the Bat indeed! Looks like he’s smuggling a Louisville Slugger in those swim trunks (no homo). Wonder how he’d do with the ladies if he was sportin’ the Purple Starfish instead?
Oh shit we need more of the two chicks in the bottom pic. Ari Brugh and the Katie Holmes lookin bitch! Gorgeous.
Pres sent you some Ari pics…..happy to send more
Nice tits on that spinner
Also, with pictures like these, it amazes me that people are surprised when athletes cheat on their wives. If I were a professional athlete, I wouldn’t bother getting married until I was retired.
I bet all three sucked him off at the same time. Dude has legendary chick stories.
Ari Brugh, the blonde, probably the best looking chick I’ve ever seen. Would be nice if she had a LITTLE bit more meat on her bones though.
Partied with Burrell a couple times in the 90′s. Dude is a straight up 100% pure douche bag chooch friggin bozo BUT…… chicks dig assholes and he is a world class tail puller bar none. Quantity is legendary…must have had/has every STD known and maybe some unknown.
All you Massholes losing your mind over that blonde?
Dime a dozen out on the west coast. Also we don’t have to shovel snow. Why anyone lives back east boggles my mind.
Pat The Bat well known bisexual during his Philly days
Gimp’s asleep.
Respect
White bikini is my sloppy seconds… Biggest accomplishment to date: Pat the Bat and I are now Eskimo Brothers. True Story.
who let the housekeeper in on the first photo?
Yep, it is amazing in SF/cali this winter. Fucking 65 and sunny everyday. I feel bad for all you dicks back east though. Like, I feel for you. Hey WestCoast, yeah everybody should just live in Cali or not in the East…would totally work out traffic problems, etc….what? Also, that’s my name on the other stool sites. Thanks for stealing it.
SanFran415′s in … well … San Fran where the chicks can barely compete with girls in LA, OC, and San Diego.
Prez, ditch the snow and visit California. You probably will give up the entire empire for what we have goin on out here.
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is that jack thomason a member of the order of the hawks of saint anselm college.
hahahaha MBinLA, yeah the chicks in socal are hot, if you like fake-looking trannies
I’m guessing this guy can get any girl and probably some guys too.