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These pictures were taken at Barry Zito’s $9 mil, 6k sqft, Tuscan Mansion about 20 miles north of SF in Marin County.

I wonder what Deadspin would have done if they had these pictures?¬† Tease them for 2 weeks and then write a huge story about it and then all the idiots across the internet would act like they cured cancer?¬†¬† Probably.¬†¬† Well we’ll just throw them up there and say that Pat the Bat is a freak and I kind of wish I were him because that blond chick is making blood rush to my dick like a motherfucker. ¬†Then I’ll post another blog in 30 minutes because that’s what we do.¬† Relentless execution for the love of the game not for the fame and fortune.

PS – Being a pro athlete is such a fucking¬†racket¬†I can’t stand it.