Can’t get through the day without looking at the stool every hour. You are building a sport/smut empire and I love it. Anyway my roommate from college got his first tat the other night and immediately thought that you needed to post this gem. I have also included some other pictures of him just being
him. A little background on him.
Nickname: The Hoss
Height: 6’7 with Afro 6’1 w/o
Hobbies: Drinking, hog hunting, collecting Jordan’s, memorizing lyrics to
rap songs ( Gucci mane, wacka flocka, niki Minaj)
Accomplishments: Graduating college with out herpes, piercing BOTH nipples,
9 different drugs in 1 night, and being alive
The main question that I have for you is how often does this new tat get my boy laid? Or does it at all? If he goes up to a girl and says ” are you trying to see THAT DICK?” What do you think will happen? I say this stunt might work on 2 out of every 10 girls. But you also have to factor in his zero standards policy. He will take what he can get. Let me know what you think.
I got to be honest. I think this tattoo is genius. I really do. Like I think this gets you laid 80% of the time. Sure some girls may act like this is gross or stupid but deep down in places they don’t talk about at parties all chicks want “That Dick”. It’s the Shades of Grey generation. They want guys to take control and just stuff the shit out of them. So I think it’s a power move to show a chick this tattoo. You want “That Dick.” You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it and now you’re gonna get it.
But just for the sake of argument I’ll throw this out to all our female stoolies? Are you kind of turned on by this “That Dick” tattoo?
Vote 1 for this is stupid and 10 for I need to get stuffed by “that dick”