Reader Email – Does My Buddies New “That Dick” Tattoo Get Him Laid?
Reader Email
Pres,
Can’t get through the day without looking at the stool every hour. You are building a sport/smut empire and I love it. Anyway my roommate from college got his first tat the other night and immediately thought that you needed to post this gem. I have also included some other pictures of him just being
him. A little background on him.
Nickname: The Hoss
Age: 24
Build: Husky
Height: 6’7 with Afro 6’1 w/o
Hobbies: Drinking, hog hunting, collecting Jordan’s, memorizing lyrics to
rap songs ( Gucci mane, wacka flocka, niki Minaj)
Accomplishments: Graduating college with out herpes, piercing BOTH nipples,
9 different drugs in 1 night, and being alive
The main question that I have for you is how often does this new tat get my boy laid? Or does it at all? If he goes up to a girl and says ” are you trying to see THAT DICK?” What do you think will happen? I say this stunt might work on 2 out of every 10 girls. But you also have to factor in his zero standards policy. He will take what he can get. Let me know what you think.
-Brodie
I got to be honest. I think this tattoo is genius. I really do. Like I think this gets you laid 80% of the time. Sure some girls may act like this is gross or stupid but deep down in places they don’t talk about at parties all chicks want “That Dick”. It’s the Shades of Grey generation. They want guys to take control and just stuff the shit out of them. So I think it’s a power move to show a chick this tattoo. You want “That Dick.” You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it and now you’re gonna get it.
But just for the sake of argument I’ll throw this out to all our female stoolies? Are you kind of turned on by this “That Dick” tattoo?
Vote 1 for this is stupid and 10 for I need to get stuffed by “that dick”
(981 votes, average: 1.72 out of 10)
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Hahaha. Cant even comment, thats too god damn funny
It needs an arrow over it, pointing up…
i think hes gonna have a harder time getting laid because he sounds like a complete assclown.
-10, this kid is a clown.
Completely lame. The nasty shaved pupes/belly hair are a nice touch.
I think Pres want’s to get stuffed by “dat dick”.
What are the chances that Pres has already given this douche a gift certificate to Milton’s?
that fupa
I will tell you what doesn’t get him laid – the chlamydia wrapped around the tattoo. Get your bro some pencillin, and get it to him lickity split.
hardo
I want a list of the 9 drugs this kid did in one night.
That FUDA
If the demographic of chicks you go after are into you randomly pulling out your tatted up shaving bumped dick, you probably didn’t need a gimmick in the first place.
Dude might want to get that lil mole checked out under the “I”
how is there not a single mention of Beckett on here today?
he should have stretched his FUDA out… FUDA FTL!
Fantastic reference to a few good men. A+
that picture is fucking GROSS. I spit out my coffee and I was drinking some…Even as a straight girl, I only come here for the hott girls man!
also…husky = that fat ass with the moobs bigger than Pam Anderson who won the Milton’s contest.
what a loser
I thought it said THAI DICK, which would have been a much better tattoo, if he was Thai or liked Thai dick
Don’t know if his “That Dick” tatt gets him laid, but I bet his “That Ass” tattoo gets him plenty of cock down in P-Town.
Pretty sure if he got it tattoo’d somewhere else other than his vagina, then it would work. Pretty sure the Fro would do the job itself though.
sweet box bro
Wait, that’s not a vag? Wow. Put the razor away dude.
i give it a 10 because at least the tattoo gives girls something else to laugh at besides his baby dick.
@hofasho, chicks aren’t funny, tits or GTFO.
Don’t buy anything from the Barstool store. They will ship you the wrong thing, then never respond to you when you try and get it fixed. Amateur operation.
I’m guessing that pic is Neil’s new screensaver
Convincing girls that there’s a tattoo (as well as an actual dick) buried in the 5 inches of pubes is not a good look.
that gunt
If the tattoo doesn’t get him laid, the sweet nickname “The Hoss” definitely does. Douche.
dibiase’s “sweet box bro” comment made me laugh out loud. that is hard to do.