Reader Email – Does My Buddy’s New Tattoo Get Him Laid?
Reader Email
So yesterday me and a few buddies day drank got roofie drunk and decided we should get tattoos told my buddys id buy the tattoos but they didn’t get too see it before and I got to pick what it was.. Only one went thru with it.. does it get him laid? – mike
I think your boy is gonna have a harder time getting laid in those American Eagle boxers. That shit stopped being cool in middle school. Are those things like 10 years old? Chicks may be able to get past a tattoo of the name of one of America’s most infamous monsters, but they ain’t overlooking a pair of dingy boxers. That shit is gross bro.
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This tattoo could’ve been 1000x worse if you just threw a “YOLO” underneath those lips. Golden opportunity missed.
Your friend is so dumb he should be put to sleep.
visible or not, that is demoralizing.
Your friend should help the sand man serve the 455 years
Not bad. A brown mushroom stamp in lieu of the red lipstick would have been a lock.
One swing of the bat and that’s what you come up with? cantgetthekinkout was definitely on to something. Thinking a picture of his face with “has been here” underneath it FTW.
This site was virtually unreadable with Portnoy. Now it’s flat crap with feitelcunt posting all day. Sticking to KFC from now on.
Sounds like you and your friends are dickheads
Those lips would be quickly re-tatted into a red picture of the state of Ohio. Problem solved. Although having Sandusky, Ohio tatted on your asshole is just as disturbing
Your average car accident is funnier than this. This kid should go drink bleach.
Nice run-on sentence mike reading that made me nauseous and I want to beat you with a dictionary and beat your parents for putting you in shitty schools and beat your school teachers for creating a retard I hope that you have your application for McDonalds ready to go brah.
Feilterberg stared at this pic for at least 20 minutes before coming up with this lame blog
That tattoo will 100% get this bro laid……In the Penn St shower room.
First comment ever, I created this account just to tell you feitelberg that you absolutely suck balls at your job and I’m never reading another one of your lame ass posts again brah. You know it’s bad when rizzo or thegayone goes harder than you.
Haha no shit about the american eagle boxers. I’m surprised those aren’t cargo shorts
cny, you will read it because you won’t know it’s him until you scroll down, and also, you have nothing else to do, be serious. brah.
that being said, i’m a chick and if i ever saw a sandusky tattoo? nah. not happening. your buddy is fucked, and not in the literal sense.
It may get him laid…in his ass.
Ps-my retarded down syndrome dog writes better than this botched abortion of a blog.