Reader Email – Does Shawn Thorton Kind Of Look Like A Black Albino?
Reader Email
doesn’t the bottom left look like a black albino Shawn Thorton?
Okie
I guess I kind of see it. It’s all in the eyes. They have the same exact eyes. But more importantly isn’t being a black albino kind of an oxymoron? I mean by very virtue of the fact these people are albinos that means they aren’t black right? Very confusing.


Umm….NO
fucking not at all you idiot
this could take the cake for being the dumbest thing ever posted on barstool
if you got on an airplane and everyone looked like these freaks how fast would you get off?
elpresidente is really serious, fucking idiot
guys you have to remember when elpres was in school , DNA wasnt discovered yet, so you cant blame him
Those aren’t black albinos, those are motherfucking aliens.
Mo maybe but Shawn Thornton? No.
these are creepy pictures
They must get so many weird looks from people when they speak…
top left is a game changer
could the world get any more retarded. El presidente needs to go back to his special ed class
Ummm… no. He looks like an Irish boxer.
worst blog ever.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
For the record, I didn’t send this.
Terrible.
must be a slow day at the stool
slow day at the stool?
Top left is the spawn of Al Sharpton and Joan Rivers.
M
Retardedness
ALIENS!!!
Whoever submitted this as a potential Stool blog should be shot. Suddenly Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber look like pretty smart after this gem of a blog.
which ones shawn thorton?
Wake up with nightmares
Direct link the the caveman
Pres, you hear the Barstool shout out by Shawn THORNTON on Toucher & Rich last week?
NV Pack- you should probably be shot as well
How has nobody pointed out he spelled THORNTON wrong twice?
Damn, now I’m getting sucked in by some strange alien vibe to stare at these pictures. And now I’m gonna waste my time analyzing this goon’s features to the albinos’. So seriously, no racism intended, but what are the albinos’ most obvious traits? Big noses and big lips. Also, except fit one, blonde hair. Thornton has a small nose and lips relative to the pseudo-crackers and very dark hair. He also has like a Mexican tan goin in (again compared to pseudo-crackers). So no, he looks nothing like the albinos. And I’ve wasted 5 minutes of my life thinking about this. Thanks.
In addition to knowing nothing about sports and just mailing it in now, you are blind as a fucking bat, too? Jesus Christ did some foam get in your fucking eyes?
those pictures are freaking me the fuck out…scary.
@titfaced. Okie?
Better question would be, “Does Tom Caron look like a full sized midget?”
http://www.baseballjournal.com/images/action/2010/1Tom_Caron-0904.jpg
Question: Is it better to be retarded or a black albino?
More vague racism. Comments on?
Mr Portnoy,
The NAACP, Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, the nation of islam, the congressional black caucus, the national urban league, the Malcom X institute for black studies, the black panthers, ACORN, and I would like to express dissatisfaction with this post. It’s rayciss and we will be trying to win the lawsuit lottery with you supplying the prize money.
Thornton’s the only one that trims his eyebrows with a chainsaw
As of they didn’t look like monkeys enough
Really reaching, Prez. Or should I say “trolling”…
No, not really. Thornton is clearly of Cro-Magnon derivation, phenotypically speaking (and that’s not an insult in the sligtest–the Cro-Mags were amazing people: rugged, very smart (smarter than moderns) and overall an excellent example of the best our species can be). The others are just what they are: depigmented Negroids. Yes, I actually am an anthropologist.
Yuck. whyd you post this during lunch time.
That picture looks like the opening credits to a sci-fi/ horror remake of The Brady Bunch.
The funny thing is that Thornton can/might kick your ass.
These people were all dark skinned until dro man scared the black out if them.
cuttyfromthecut for the win !!
Firstoff, he looks like what he is, which is a fine Irish boyo, secondly STFU, thirdly – fuck you, now I’m going to have nightmares about all these absolutely horrific disgusting ugly looking motherfuckers tonight
one of them is not like the others.
Who is Shawn Thorton?
God I hate you okie. Stop emailing your goofy shit to el pres. That is so big worm.