Reader Email – Does This Bobby Orr Tattoo Get This Guy Laid?

Reader Email
Woke up Saturday morning with this idea in my head…so I went to the bank, withdrew all $200 I had in my account and went to my buddies tattoo shop. Will I get laid now?
Craig
Ah it must be playoff hockey time. And yes this tattoo totally gets this guy laid. I don’t even have to put it to a vote. After all puck sluts are notorious for being the most slutty of all sluts. So no way they can turn down a Bobby Orr Stanley Cup tattoo. No way, no how. Gets em wet in the britches just thinking about it I’m sure.
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“my buddies tattoo shop”
Should have gone to Borders instead.
Shameless advertising post. Not that I blame you Pres… you do have to pay off the starfish shorts.
Hockey sluts are like the girls that go black, they never go back to anything else but hockey players.
EP- If this is “his” tat, why does he have to go onto someone’s facebook page to get a pic? Couldn’t he just look down at “his” arm and snap a pic?
Come on man, you’re smarter than that
I’m going to score like that during these playoffs. Bergeron… where you at play-maker? Pass me that shit!
Ahhh puck sluts…just another reason hockey is so great.
Anyone have any thoughts on this Buffalo series? I think they have a shot if Rask keeps up his play and they get Stuart back healthy.
Wilford, you’re dumb. It’s the tattoo shop’s facebook page.
Loganberries, I think they have a shot too. I feel like Buffalo is a lot like last year’s Bruins and are playing better than they really are. On the other hand, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bruins, Habs and Flyers all get swept.
hockey players get the primo bitches
….in prison…
stuart wont play this series due to a hang nail, but at least ference is coming back, for what im guessing cant be more than 1 or 2 days until he tears something. count on mcquaid and your boy wideman picking up more ice time.
lipnicki i was going to say that this tattoo is probably Andrew Ference’s
Milan Lucic- moron, like I said , why can’t he take a pic of his own arm? Try to keep up. Stick to Berenstein Bears books, they’re more your level.
ohhh god i know a craig that would do something like this and at most would have only $200 in his bank account. please be him
If that’s his dick, it should…….with Kim Kardashian
Out of all the Boston sports tattoo’s, this one is by far my favorite. I’m not even a big B’s fan. But it’s not glaring with big logos and shamrocks, just a black and white picture. If you know what it is, then you’ll get it, if not move on. Well done, sir.
Yeah unfortunately, I could easily see them getting swept too. When it comes down to crunch time, I’ll be really interested to see how Boychuk and McQuaid play. Should be interesting.
Imagine how confused someone who didn’t know anything about bobby orr or this scene would be by this tattoo?
“…wait….so did he like, fall or something??”
its not bad but it will look like that dude’s arm in requiem for a dream in about 10 years
note to self….let the hangover wear off before making decisions that last a lifetime. I drew better looking shit on the back of my 3rd grade textbook cover.
I’ll give you $100 if you can produce a woman under 45 who has a fucking clue who Bobby Orr is.
Shameless corporate sellout!!!!
Post the ads, we realize that you have to pay the bills, but don’t melt the ads into the blogs.
Bobby Orr snubbs 10 year olds for autographs
Woke up Saturday morning with this idea in my head…so I went to the bank, withdrew all $200 I had in my account.
Nice life you’ve carved out for yourself there Craig. The say money can’t buy happiness then you sir must be as happy as a pig in shit because you are certainly broke
LETS GO BRUINS!!!!
Lil Shamrock cost me $40 . . . . that tat is wicked pissa though