Woke up Saturday morning with this idea in my head…so I went to the bank, withdrew all $200 I had in my account and went to my buddies tattoo shop. Will I get laid now?
Ah it must be playoff hockey time. And yes this tattoo totally gets this guy laid. I don’t even have to put it to a vote. After all puck sluts are notorious for being the most slutty of all sluts. So no way they can turn down a Bobby Orr Stanley Cup tattoo. No way, no how. Gets em wet in the britches just thinking about it I’m sure.
Oh and for any of you puckheads out there who want B’s playoff tickets Ace has the most selection and lowest prices on all potential games available. Obviously full refund on tickets you purchase tickets for any game not played. Tickets start at $65 each for home games 1 and 2.