Reader Email – Does This Dallas Braden Tattoo Get This Guy Laid?
Well I’m glad I didn’t tell this guy my theory about no-hitters and perfect games being the most over rated and overblown events in sports. It’s one fucking game. It’s more of a fluke than anything else. So stop fucking celebrating like you won the World Series. Nobody cares. I just don’t get why people make such a big deal about it. Like why not go equally nuts when you turn a triple play or hit for the cycle? Those things are just as rare right? Wait a minute! Oakland A’s tickets are 48 dollars? That can’t be right can it?
Where exactly is this tattoo located?
another cock tatoo pres? come on bro.
1. the face on the tat looks like an alien
2. where exactly is this located on the body
3. I want to meet that hot chick that keeps popping up on the left
not Grace, she looks like she is being held hostage and forced to smile to the web cam
i’m guessing the calf
Grace looks like she is one second away from crying.
is that Arods calf???
I am guessing Belichick means the big titty blonde.
If thats a calf, that is one of the biggest and whitest calf ever. Dude has to be a ginger with no muscle.
I would meet Grace. She looks like she would love to do things against her will.
no hitters on get away days dont count
Best post ever:
“I would meet Grace. She looks like she would love to do things against her will.”
$48 a ticket? You can get them for $24 dude. AND, they still only get 9,000 fans a night?!
Go A’s!!!
I know tats are very popular and my girl has the tramp stamp every girl younger than 30 has but I’ve never been able to figure them out. Are people aware that the temporary tattoos look real, you can just have different ones anytime, you can just be tattoo free if you want, and with real ones-many have shit that is last century a year after they get them?
NY smokeshow is unreal. Unreal…
Buddy: temp tattoos are for peope who are too much of a pussy to get real tattoos.
That being said, I don’t know what this guy was thinking. It’s a gay tattoo in the first place, and the artist made Braden look like a 3rd degree burn victim.
lol at comparing a triple play to a perfect game
One takes extreme luck the other takes a dominant pitching performance through 9 innings and a little luck.
I went on Grace’s site. She’s neither sexy, funny, crazy, or sassy. She just talks incessantly. It’s like having an online wife.
Calf tat is fake life.
No hitters and perfect games are cool….if you got a hole in one Prez (never happen…but if) you wouldn’t shut up about it for the next decade.
Are Jews any good at golf? I’m guessing not, from their total absence in the top 100 in PGA.
who the fuck is grace
$48 is the top box seat!
The only thing more expensive are the seats directly behind home plate in the first row(s).
Been to a few games there, both pre- and post-Mt. Davis’ construction. Used to be a nice place with a decent view. Now it is awful. And right across the bay is the best ballpark in the major leagues.
Now wonder Club seats go for $36.00!
the ticket looks fucking retarded
Nothing like a nice fat milky white calf to double as a canvas for one of the most asinine things you’d want to memorialize via a tattoo. First off, Dallas Braden looks like he’s got a touch of down syndrome. And the ticket? Really? Nice barcode bro…
Looks like Dallas has a snake with fangs or something lurking around the corner too, he better watch out.
nice jailhouse tat, this guy had to do this himself right?
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