Reader Email – Does This Jacket Get This Guy Laid?
Reader Email
Elpresidente,
Love the Stool!!
I was up in Glousta for boys weekend and we were in Captian Carlos when I seen this douche bag with this jacket on. I thought it may be a perfect fit for “does this jacket get him laid”. Jacket was in mint conditon and he had it out on Friday night with collar up and
chest hairs hanging out the front.
My thought is if it’s on the Glousta side on the bridge this stiff is hitt’in anything from 18 to 80. Oh ya I verified he was a douche bag by talking to him.
Cheers!
SkippyFromLeomnister
I’m not sure I’ve ever disagreed with an email more than this one. I mean is it even a question whether this jacket helps get this guy laid? That’s like asking whether wearing a Superbowl Ring or a Green Jacket helps with the ladies. Of course it does! Because just like with the Masters once you win a Sunday Greasy Pole competition you’re a champion for life and nobody can ever take that away from you. So it’s not whether this jackets helps this guy (Scott Clayton I believe) pull tail, it’s just how much. In fact I’m not even going to put this up to a vote because it’s an insult to everything the Greasy Pole Competition stands for. Does this jacket help him get pussy? Fuckin A right it does….
i verified skippy is a douchebag from reading his email.
This guy acts like Scott Clayton wasn’t the one man to showup all-time great Peter “Black” Frontiero during his decade of domenance……
This is like making fun of Akeem & the Houston Rockets for celebrating the fact that they won during The Jordan era……
If you take down an all-time great like Peter “Black” Frontiero I hope you would wear this coat in the shower!
Your from Leominster Skip you may want to look outside before you diss Glousta!!!
Reading isn’t your strong suit huh pres? Dom Verga….sunday greasy pole champ circa 1986…
I feel completely ignorant for not being aware of such an amazing event
Let’s see Skippy you were in Gloucester for “boys weekend” and you went up to a guy you don’t know and were checking out his chesthair and assumedly talking to him about the greasy pole. Yeah, everything checks out.
boys weekend? Glousta? I seen this douchebag? You realize typing like that means you’re a douchebag, right?
this jacket got skippy laid.
‘ilovefarts’ greases his asshole for dudes’ dicks. fuckin scumbag.
» Lugo is a vag said: { Jun 8, 2009 – 04:06:53 }
Reading isn’t your strong suit huh pres? Dom Verga….sunday greasy pole champ circa 1986…
OR IS IT NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT???
» Lugo is a vag said: { Jun 8, 2009 – 04:06:53 }
Reading isn’t your strong suit huh pres? Dom Verga….sunday greasy pole champ circa 1986…
Apparently reading isn’t your strongest skill either.
skippy is a douche because he ended his email with cheers! and the sunday champion in gloucester probably gets crazy boy band ass.
This is like the douchebag calling the douchebag a douchebag. I assume ‘being in Glousta for boys weekend’ is homo code for ‘ we were all in a gay bar looking to cornhole each other’?
Skippy’s jacket –
“Saturday Night Glory Hole Champ
06/06/09
‘Night of a thousand cocks’”
Bob, Just as a heads up… Scott didn’t end his “decade of dominance” Steve leblanc did. Lugo was correct in that you are reading the dates in reverse.
Stick to your law blog bob loblaw.
“I was up in Glousta for boys weekend and we were in Captian Carlos when I seen this douche bag with this jacket on.”
is that not the second gayest thing to ever appear on this site? i mean right behind the 1,482 EP posts about adam lambert that are tied for first, of course.
were you there to buy heroin? cause there is no other reason to go to that shit hole
God damn’t Skippy, whats wrong with kids today. What the fuck are you doing in “Glousta for boys weekend”, how about you do us all a favor and go to Hampton like the rest of the D-bags. Unless of course you were trying to impregnate some high school seniors, in which case, totally acceptable.
does he wear this outside of Gloucester?
and I love how a 3 column table is throwing everyone for such a loop.
Lets see if we can get this limp dick to get that tattood on his back. Same size and everything. Lets see if that gets him laid because i dont see how that jacket does.
Scott Clayton!!! this guy is definitely nasty, he won during the great peter “black” frontiero’s regime in the 1980′s.
http://www.stpetersfiesta.org/greasypolewinners.html
this is past greasy pole winners, look how nasty “black” was
who the hell goes to Glousta for the weekend?
sounds like they made their cocks greasy poles
next time, instead of glousta, go to Belmar!
lahacienda said: { Jun 8, 2009 – 08:06:30 }
Scott Clayton!!! this guy is definitely nasty, he won during the great peter “black” frontiero’s regime in the 1980’s.
I would have thought it was a reign.
Unless it’s fixed then it could’ve been a “regime”.
MFDJAIS!!
ok… no more guys night out in gloucester please, dont come to this island no more, as a Greasy pole walker for the past 9 years you clearly are the douche bag here. You ovisouly have no clue what it is like to “walk the pole” and win. Elpresidente, is oviously right once again. This is more than a super Bowl ring in Gloucester. The greasy pole only happens once a year, St peters Fiesta, so to be the winner, its more than anything you will ever accomplish in your life.
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The Greasy Pole is a most unique contest. It takes place 200 feet off Pavilion Beach. A forty-five foot telephone pole is attached to a platform and extends out over the water. A red flag is nailed to a stick at the end of the pole which is then heavily greased. Then, one by one contestants take their turn trying to tear off the makeshift flag pole before slipping and and falling into the water. Some contestants sprint out like racehorses hoping momentum will carry them to the end of the pole. Others take a very slow approach, one step at a time, always trying to maintain their balance. It is not uncommon for these daring individuals to come away with Stitches, bruises or even BROKEN BONES.
Anyone that talks shit about the pole, and the people who participate in the activities are fools. you dont know how painful and how rewarding it is if you win! Come down and watch it for yourself June 26,27,28. Nothin is better then being a pole walker.
well mr. elpresidente,
i am the guy in the photo, and i do remember u and what u look like, to bad i didn’t get your name because i would find your sorry ass, i invite u to come to glou. again soon, and maybe we can talk about this douche bag in the jacket, but i have a feeling we won’t be doing much talking, don’t worry u will find me, i’ll still be wearing that jacket! if i remember right, didn’t u and your BOYS go out on the outdoor deck and have a circle jerk and u were the one doing the jerking off of the BOYS! i really hope we meet again, u fucking shitbag! BOYS WEEKEND?????? your most likely are getting fucked in the ass right now! hope to see u soon gay boy?
sundaygreasypolechamp1986 im with you on this one. this elpresidente or whatever his name is, is a fucking pussy doode he talks madd shitt but hes gonna regret it soon, guys easily got the biggest vagina in this website no questions asked. hes sooo easy to shit on too cuz hes such a little fucking bitch and if he were to ever respond to this id make his life hell
this guy must get laid everyday of the week, and twice on sundays