Reader Email – Does This Masshole Tattoo Get My Cousin Laid?
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Check out my Mensa candidate cousins new tattoo. It obviously begs the question, does this get him laid?
Viva La Stool!
-Mike
The thing about this tattoo is everybody is going to be staring at this kids feet from now on so he needs to keep his toenails in tip top shape. IE clean. Like that would have been my advice before getting this tattoo and taking this picture. Soak your feet. Does the tattoo get him laid? Maybe be Rex Ryan but that’s about it I think. Ladies what do you think?
Vote 1 for I’d fuck this Masshole and 10 for clean your toenails and then get back to me
(666 votes, average: 9.36 out of 10)
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Being from Mass. I am inclined to like it…However, it appears to be something a chick would do and its not settling well kinda like the taco bell i ate for lunch
Laid by Rex Ryan? Then yes.
Fuck me didn’t read the blog first. Taking two laps.
If you have to announce your ‘masshole’ishness by taking off your shoes, you failed.
nice stars dickhead
Just puked up my lunch and I didn’t even eat lunch yet..
fucking disgusting
Kid has a major fungus problem with his feet. What size shoe is he a 6?
He has stars on his pinky toes.
Some Southie broad is gonna have a wicked case of athletes cunt
he probably gets way more cock because of the butterfly tat on his lower back or the chinese writing on his hip
what is his cousin, the 4th member of the devils rejects? I just threw up. Those are fucking disgusting. No way any girl with a shred of self respects gets near those. I’ve seen black ppl feet nicer than that
Guy’s big toes look like Megan Fox’s thumbs.
Having a Masshole tattoo with stars on each side of it on your feet does not make you a Masshole. It makes you a deuchebag and a cunt, but not a Masshole. It also means you just wasted $150 on a gay faggoty tattoo that is going to fade and disappear quickly unless you have it re-touched every couple of years. Foot tattoos don’t last because the skin on your feet dies and flakes faster due to it not being able to breath properly when you’re wearing shoes. Nice job wasting money and looking like a dipshit though…
Good job on the western border and ACK/MV.
Reading some of the comments in the latest teacher sex scandal blog makes me wonder if some dudes have seen and played with a vagina up close and personal.
nothing will get your cousin laid with those disgusting feet!
Looks like a set of hobbit feet
I thought only broads got tattoos on their feet? WTF??
Looks like the HepC form the shared tattoo needle has already started to affect his toe nails.
Rear Admiral is on fire, must be, because he cant talk about the bruins and hockey, kudos sir
I would have done half the state on one foot and half on the other. You need to put your feet together anyways for it to make any sense.
Actually I wouldn’t have done anything because this looks stupid. Guaranteed this kid doesn’t have to show people his feet for them to know he’s a masshole.
Are we sure this bro isn’t dead?
I think you mean tip TOE shape, HA got ‘em.
Guy couldn’t clean up his feet before heading down to the tattoo shop? Sickening.
That’s a tattoo for the lower back
needs more Southwick Jog
Still can’t believe he’s a Mensa candidate.
How about those toenails? Could get busted for 10 deadly weapons right there! Loser…….
Yes, it gets him laid…
in lockup, by a guy named Bubba.
no joke those are my feets identical twins, minus the lame tattoo
bathe much?