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Hey Pres,

I saw this car outside the Shaw’s on Morrissey Blvd. I have been on the site searching the archives at shit I missed while on vacation and ran across a bunch of “does this whatever get this guy laid” postings. So naturally when I saw this Chevy, that was my first thought. My phone was out of juice, but that’s no matter because I know not a soul would have believed that there is someone out there pushing this ride. I ran into the store picked up a disposable camera and had to take a picture before this guy peeled out of there.

So yeah, I think this guy cleans up, 10/10. I bet he parks that thing on Carson Beach and just sits on his hood and the broads load up in the back. No words even needed, “Mr. Panty Snatcher” says it all. Either that or he’s working the Laundromat scene and just a numbers guy. Anyways, thought I’d pass it along. Great site.

Coach Highball

This is like the easiest “does this get this guy laid” contest we’ve ever done. Because chicks can talk until they’re blue in the face about wanting to be treated with respect and dignity blah, blah, blah. But deep down in places they don’t talk about at parties, all bitches want to be treated like dirty little sluts and nothing fulfills that fantasy like a little romp in Mr. Panty Snatcher’s Chevy.   You know every female Stoolie right now is shaking their head in agreement too. So yeah obviously this car gets this guy laid. I mean do I even have to put this up for a vote?

PS – This is what being a Stoolie is all about. You see Mr. Panty Snatcher parked outside but don’t have anything to document it with? Go buy a disposable camera and get the job done. That’s what I’m talking about. Get this man a free tshirt already.