Reader Email – Does This Sound Like the Craziest Bachelor Party Ever or What?
Reader Email
This is guy I work with bro-in law bachelor party itinerary this weekend. I promised I would delete the email chain and who its from.. My favorite is Sunday at 3pm… Sounds like a bachelor party Smitty would go to!! Also.. Love the phone number for the cottage in case “love ones need you”
Here is the Itinerary
Hi everyone,
We are about a week away from labor day so I wanted to give you all an idea of what I was planning.
Here is an approximate itinerary.
9:30am Saturday. Tim, Mark, Dave, Steve and Jim could meet at my house in newington. I can drive and Jim has volunteered to drive as well. Steve, we hope to see you when you are finished with the wedding you’re attending
aprox 1:30pm arrive at mountain lakes cottage. Here is a link so you can get an idea of what is there. It also has the address. http://www.findrentals.com/28752.html
1:30-6:00 settle in, eat lunch, hang out at the lake. I can bring stuff to make sandwiches for lunch or we can eat on the road.
7:00 head to woodstock inn brewery and restaurant about 30 mins away. We can have dinner and then try some of the locally crafted beers they have on tap. Live entertainment starts at 9 so we can just hang out and enjoy the music and brews.
Sunday
11:30 zipline tree top cannopy tour- $79 per person, must be under 6’5″ 240 lbs. The reviews are overwhelmingly good. Sounds like a lot of fun, not too dangerous.
2:00 tour ends, grab lunch nearby
3:00 mini golf at pirate’s cove adventure golf
After mini golf we can head back to the cottage and hang out for the night. I will bring some burgers and dogs we can cook on the grill outside. There is a full size fridge inside so there should be enough room to keep food and drinks.
Monday
morning: time to swim/hang out at lake if people are interested. everyone can head back home when we’re ready.
Other logistics:
1. The cottage sleeps has 4 bedrooms . There are 4 single beds, one full bed, and one queen. I have 1 single air mattress. There are 2 couches in the living room but they are loveseats (might be too small to sleep on) You must provide your own sheets or a sleeping bag . If you have an extra set of twin sheets lying around you may want to consider bringing it. I have a couple sets I can bring as well.
2. There are 2 bathrooms but only one shower.
3. Byob. We can possibly stop once we get to NH because alcohol tends to be cheaper there. There may be a state licor store on the highway or there is a super wal mart near the cottage we can stop at.
4. I will bring some food: stuff for sandwiches, veggies, hot dogs hamburgers, sausages, buns, chips, etc, but you may want to bring other stuff to snack on.
5. There may be limited cell phone service especially at the cottage . If a loved one needs to reach you during the weekend, here is the number for the cottage: XXX-XXX-XXXX . You may also use the phone to make outgoing calls.
Final note:
The activites listed are suggestions. After talking to my father in law and doing a great deal of research online these seem to be the most popular/fun activities in the area. We can certainly adjust once we are there. Looking forward to seeing everyone next weekend.
Sounds like a fucking blast. My only concern would be the Sunday schedule. Seems like they are kind of burning the candle on both edges so to speak by putting ziplining and mini golf back to back like that. I mean there is living on the edge and then there is living on the edge. This is fucking living on the edge.


Which Jewbag buddy of yours is this for?
god damn that’s depressing
Sunday
Approx 4:00
Once our boners wear off from a thrilling match of miniature golf, we really get the party started with an exciting game of Bobbing for flaccid penises
reading this made me feel like a REALLY BAD person….
Is this the bachelor party for a gay marriage? I hate homos.
Amateur hour. This is where it’s at in the White Mountains. http://www.hoborr.com/hobo.html
That’s just the cover email. These guys are going straight over the border to Sherbrooke for some Canadian stripper cunt
I’m with jack. I got fucking depressed reading that damn
I’m with jack. I got fucking depressed reading that damn
There are 2 bathrooms but only one shower. AKA we’ll really have to squeeze in tight to all fit in the shower… i swear i’d rather hang out with neil for the weekend than go to this thing. at least with neil we’d probably get some cancer sympathy pussy.
Watch out when they continue this shindig to Funspot. Shit is going to get crazzzzyyyyyy!
what is it with this guy and fucking sandwiches???
There is no way that sending this to BSS was a good idea.
Sunday 5:30 pm: Bake some chocolate chip cookies and then play a game of ookie cookie.
^ I agree great fucking cover story. These guys are knee deep in paid pussy. Bring bail money, this is all pro.
IDK , I’ve been to Pirates Cove , That place is the bees knees
Sad… The whole time I was reading I hoped one of the steps included surprise Swedish strippers burst out of the closet to include but not limited to a double sided dildo ass to ass show ….. (sigh)
Only possible salvation is that this is a cover story so they can show the women what they are pretending to do. Even that is bad enough because you shouldn’t need to lie to your girl. Bachelor parties need two things, alcohol and pussy. Unless pirates cove is some kind of code for some chick’s pussy, this is an embarrassment to all mankind.
WTF?!? Mini golf must be code for titty bar right? Zip line has to be code for getting a stripper named Savannah’s big ol titties rubbed in your face right?
Geez I hope it’s some type of code to keep the male debauchery on the down low or this is one lame ass bachelor party.
WTF?!? Mini golf must be code for titty bar right? Zip line has to be code for getting a stripper named Savannah’s big ol titties rubbed in your face right?
Geez I hope it’s some type of code to keep the male debauchery on the down low or this is one lame ass bachelor party.
WTF?!? Mini golf must be code for titty bar right? Zip line has to be code for getting a stripper named Savannah’s big ol titties rubbed in your face right?
Geez I hope it’s some type of code to keep the male debauchery on the down low or this is one lame ass bachelor party.
Sounds like an absolute laugh riot!
Hopefully Tim doesn’t forget the ballgags and his rubber fist
Kingforfun… clicking submit comment 400 times wont speed it up u fucking jamoke
no man should ever say the word “veggies”
No stopping by the creamery for a medium ice cream cone? Count me out then.
i would really question the judgement of the bachelor in selecting this idiot to be the best man…this is either fake, or the worst friend in the world for thinking this would be a good time…it would have been better if they didnt censor the phone number so i could go shoe shopping with my gf and call to tell them how much more fun i was having
Since we have the address and the weekend, I might show up sometime between the cribbage tourney and bukkake showers.
Kingforfun if youre going to post 3 fuckin times, at least bring something to the table.
Tim, Mark, Dave, Steve, and Jim should get on a plane to Vegas and tell this guy to go suck a dick.
Since this Stoolie knows about this, can he send us the follow up emails next week that detail the weekend excitement of 2 guys 1 cup and anal ring toss?
holy fuck i feel cool
Lots of eating going on. I guess the groom wants to bulk up for the wedding?
Bro sounds like the grandmother from Bad Santa, “I made you boys some sandwiches!!” Who ever organized this should be hung from the zip line instead of strapped in.
@OT hahahahah
bro this guy is genius, he probably planted this in his email, left his computer on when he went away so the wife would see and almost laugh to herself about gay the whole bachelor weekend is but happy at the same time. In reality these bros (i hope for the sake of humanity) are going to kohls to pick up some cheap sweatpants for the strip club, finding a casino, splitting up, gambling whilst drinking free sucker drinks all day/evening. Meet up at the strip with said sweatpants on for a hot meal, warm titties, and cigar rides.
haha. I just came back from my bachelor in Vegas and my flight was more wild then your entire weekend. fuckin tools
no homo ive been to that golf course its legit
Love to see the look on guys faces as they show up, convinced this is a cover up, only to be handed directions to Pirates cove “in case we get split up on the way over.”
The only thing that salvages any value out of the whole trip is in fact the mini golf. Fuck you guys shiting on Pirate’s Cove. That place could expose the putting games of any number of the Senior PGA. You fucking putt one hole on a god damn pirate ship… while cannon balls explode in the artificially green colored water!
Veggies huh? Do these rock stars have room for one more?
I’m taking a different approch on this. Not sure i’m buying it. I’d set up a fake itinerary for father inlaw and wife, then have a real bach party. Could be right??? Used to always tell my gf I was going to Maine then would head to Montreal, Could this be this type of move?
Wait’ll they pull up to the mini golf and the groom to be is like, “Haha, yeahhh, very funny you fuckin’ tools, last free weekend of my life, WHERE THE PUSSY AT?????? …… What?……. “
you guys are all a bunch of “hardos” this actually sounds like a fun weekend.
Did Neil write up this plan? Because that was fucking rough.
I’m pretty sure this asshole has the sandwiches covered, huh?
Pound-for-pound this was the best string of comments on BSS ever. The commenters are starting to surpass the “writers” on this site. A+ stuff.
If I got this email from one of my close friends, I’d seriously consider cutting ties with that entire crew and starting from scratch.
You can tell that the guy who planned this is married. All he cares about is getting away from home and eating a sandwich in peace.
You guys do realize that bachelor parties aren’t like The Hangover right?
I want to believe this guy only created the itinerary so the other guys fiance would read it and feel safe and leave him the fuck alone all weekend.
this guy shouldnt worry about the food. mark is bringing up enough blow to muder darryl strawberry 15 times. eating will be the last thing on anyone’s mind. of course that’s based on this being a cover story
The best part of this deal is that you can use the cottage phone to make outgoing calls. That’s huge.
I’m bringing a keg, an 8 ball of Blow from Fido my coke dealer, 6 sluts from the Foxy Lady, and some more sandwiches for the guy who fuckin loves sandwiches. These guys need to live a little. 15 Lakeside Drive, Woodsville NH in case you beat me up there.
I predict this is such a cover story and this will be so fucking good somewhere a hooker is going to end up buried in a desert, and they all end up killing each other and the Vegas mobsters that will be after them. THis will be one for the ages, mark my words. Poor girl is dead and she doesnt even know it yet.
Bros, we have the address:
15 Lakeside Drive
Woodsville, New Hampshire.
Lets throw this fucker a hookers and blow filled bachelor party he’ll never forget.
I don’t care what anybody says, we’re gonna to need more sandwiches.
Since we all know where the place is, let’s all go and turn this into a blackout party.
I would go but I have my live FF draft this weekend which also includes coke and strippers so take one off the Stoolie sandwich count.
I, for one, will be at the Woodstock Inn on Saturday night, accompanied by three midget strippers, a bottle of vicoden, and a mexican whore with a donkey. That outta spice things up a little. Who’s with me????
Can’t believe he forgot to mention to wait atleast an hour to get in the lake after eating all those fucking sandwiches
^Or all the instagram’d photos of said sandwiches on Facebook.
I guess the homoerotic slumber party is assumed and there is no need for it to be scheduled…?
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it
Also this comment section is so full hardos…. I had to quit drinking and drugs so this sounds kind of like a good weekend to me… Everyone can relax with their wild plans and ideas of their bachelor party…
Also this email wasn’t even funny. Totally not blog worthy…Yeah I guess mini golf is lame… Sorry there not as wild as you insane party animals
@sinker – posting your comment 8 times is ultimate hardo move
Sinker with the 8 post!
If you were one of the guys invited to this fucking thing, wouldn’t you have to throw this douche out and chase him in the woods “Surviving the Game” style?
sinker you mad bro?
Sinker, would you agree with me saying that Whoever sent this is a total asshole and he should regret it?
@sinker – posting your comment 8 times is ultimate hardo move
Sinker – you had to quit drinking? Did they takes your balls away too, you fag?
sinker – you sound like a faggot quitter to me.
I predict a man sandwich at some point during the overnight.
4Guys, you lost me…would you repost that a few times for me?
From the sound of it…I think the 240lb weight limit could be a serious issue.
So how much lettuce do you guys want? On the sandwiches?
wonder who the live entertainment is? nora jones tribute band?
It is a scientific fact that when you quit drinking and doing drugs you’re also longer interested in watching two strippers double dong each other and instead prefer mini golfing it with the bros. Oh wait what the hell that’s Family Circle not Science Today….
Wonder what the other groom’s bachelor party is gonna be like?
Tim, Mark, Dave, Steve and Jim, 3 hours to Montreal boys, don’t be dumb.
Gotta be a cover. No way this is for real. And, if they’re actually going to Woodsville, they’re only a half-hour away from where I live. Maybe I’ll go crash that sucker and bring some strippers. North Country strippers, I should add. Bbbbbbbbbbbb.
sinker they obviously drink they are going to a brewery you dumbass
atleast they won’t be hungover monday and get a fresh start for the long drive back
also, who knew Pirates Cove was a chain? Thought the one and only was in the Cape.
Thank God there will be sandwiches……
They may try some of the “locally crafted brews”……
It doesn’t get any craziier than that. Look Out!!!
This has to be a HOMO marriage..no fucking hetro couple would do this…this is fucking depressing before the long weekend. I hate fucking Jew Homos.
stinker sounds like a total sandusky
why would Jim volunteer to drive…everyone knows Steve is a wayyy better driver….ughhhh this weekend is gonna be the PITS
midgetsarefunny is stealing my posts now..even bigger hardo move
How do you not know how to spell “liquor” by now?
Six guys with sandwich supplies. Anyone else see the issue? Who the fuck is supposed to make the sandwiches you asshole?
Certainly not my cup of tee but if you guys seriously think every guy goes nuts at his bachelor party then you have a warped sense of reality. Plenty of guys have lame bachelor parties to go along with their lame lives.
I definitely agree that whoever sent this is a dickbag. I feel bad for the bachelor. Not only are his friends too lame to plan a fun party but they’re also complete assholes for sending this in.
Even the lake it’s on is depressing
15 Lakeside Drive Woodsville, New Hampshire.
They lost me at “9:30am Saturday.” First of all, who the fuck gets up that early on a Saturday for a bachelor party unless it’s to catch a flight. And I’m especially not rolling out of bed with a hangover from Friday night at the crack of dawn on a weekend morning to play suzie homemaker with this sandwich-loving faggot. Has this guy ever heard of a Subway? Jesus, dude. I don’t know if I’ll make it to the swim on Monday, probably going to spend the morning recovering from the Sunday night Scrabble tournament.
If that were my bachelor party, I’d just start planning the divorce now so I could have a real party before my next marriage.
hahahaha every comment about sandwiches has me dying over here hahahaha
I really wanna know what kind of sandwiches this ropesucker likes?