Reader Email – Does This Tattoo get This Guy Laid?
Every time I think we’ve seen the best or most elaborate Boston sports tattoo somebody raises the stakes. But if you’re going to go this far don’t you owe it to yourself to keep up with the renovations? I mean where are the monster seats and the coke bottles? What chick is going to suck cock for an outdated Fenway? So to answer the question, no I don’t think this tattoo gets this guy laid, but maybe the combo of hat head with the fake World Series trophy and the outdated Fenway tattoo does the trick?
Vote 1 for no way outdated Fenway tattoo gets this guy laid and 10 for if he had the Monster seats he’d have a chance
(1,690 votes, average: 4.57 out of 10)
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All of these tattoos are gay. This dude should be stoned to death during the 7th inning stretch.
No green monster seats or national league scoreboard … he needs an update.
Where the fuck were this dude’s friends when he asked whether this tat would be a good idea?? Terrible. F.
He’s gay. So are the Red Sox.
To go off of what Kballs said to the laem or not lame:
No, None of these tattoos get them laid.
Might get him laid down at the Ramrod. That tat sucks.
Aside from the work the guy did on carleton fisk from last week…these tattoo artist are fucking dog shit. Thats got crayola marker written all over it…I want proof that is actually a tattoo and not his 4 year old brothers art project.
Didn’t the coke bottles get taken down this year?
Kickass tat dougie
” I mean where are the monster seats and the coke bottles? ”
Pres – If you don’t keep up with the renovations at Fenway, how can you expect this dude to?
The coke bottles were taken down last offseason douche
are those the coke bottles or citgo sign?
If he raises that trophy up higher, hopefully he connects with some power lines.
that’s not a tat, that’s michael fay
more importantly, what the hell is that big pile of ink near his left shoulderblade? are those supposed to be seats?
looks like the tattoo artist was tatting this guy up with one hand and performing an abortion with the other… on herself.
it makes his boyfriend feel as though he’s at the game.
The money for that tat would have been better spent on Keno…
that isnt hat head. its the scar from his lobotomy which is the only explanation for getting this retarded tat.
Love it!
Some Joe-Six-Pack violates his body with some crapped-up tattoo put on by some motor cycle gang leader with Hepatitis-C and a dull tattoo needle.
Players sign for millions and could give a rats-ass about the city, the fans, the team or anything else related to their work.
These tattoos get more embarassing by the day!
You know it’s an old tattoo if he’s got the Shawmut Bank billboard sign over the Green Monster.
has to be a cover up of some other shitty tattoo
Dougie Fresh in the house.
Doubt it. Wonder if the apple gets the girl in the story below this one laid?
Haha I know this guy and to answer your question no it does NOT. Love you anyway Doug!