Reader Email – Does This Tattoo Get This Guy Laid?

Reader Email
Ok this is a pic of my Friend who was wasted an wanted to appreciate his hometown… He is from Salem, NH…. If you look at where his belly button is…. Well its where Salem is located on the MAP… I think this pic is Priceless…
Thanks….
This tattoo 100% gets this guy laid. Because you know there are some townie bars in Salem NH where this guy can just whip open his shirt and bitches like get in fights to suck his dick. It’s funny how hometown pride works like that. I bet he cleans up on the night before Thanksgiving too.
Anyway time to vote. Does this Salem NH tattoo get this guy laid?
Vote 1 for yes and 10 for no



Where did he get that tat? I gotta go there, that artist has some serious talent
shame on his friends for letting him get this ……
He definitely gets laid because of this. When you show something like this off to a bunch of drunk, backwoods, flannel wearing townies full of NH pride, there’s no stopping him!
I don’t know. That looks more like Windham, or Derry.
I hate New Hampshire.
The tattoo doesn’t get him laid but the early stages of psorsis of the liver does.
Yikes Cirrohsis!
Heeey Baby…. wanna know where I’m from? Check the belly button.
Yea that might work.
probably should have just punched him self in the junk …. whould have been cheeper and the pain would be over in stead of living with this Tat for the rest of your life
Has anyone ever thought about the poor bastards in prison who have to stamp “Live Free or Die” on license plates all day? I guess they should all commit suicide.
what an asshole.
I’m from Salem, NH.
If you look closely, you can see my house right next to the ball of lint and his small, open herpes sore.
This should do wonders for my resale value.
What the fuck is up with the rash all over his side? It’s like Vermont has poison oak.
Has too be Tatoo Fever right?
it must look like snow capped mountains when he blows a load on his stomach.
I’m from Salem, NH. There are no townies in the one townie bar worth getting this tattoo over.
any affiliation with NH is decreasing the probability of getting laid.
wow what a shithead
They’re gonna fuck him in that bellybutton if he ever ends up in prison.
i’m from Salem and i would really like to see the face so i can see which idiot i graduated with got this
does not get him laid
That thing is terrible.