Reader Email – Does This Tattoo Get This Guy Laid Part 3

thats a dude? weird

Yeah, by that Red Rocker fuck.

Thats no dude. Thats Margery Egan. She writes for the Herald.

Nice Bronson Arroyo dutch boy haircut…frigin douche bag. I hope he dislocates his shoulder and the skyline gets all distorted

Ask for a frontal pic. . You know there are man udders there. We could geta Guess That Rack in after all.

Wade keep yout dream of shirtless men to yourself

I bet you he gets his dick sucked!!

Tramp stamp. This ‘mo will get the B’s logo on his lower back.

And who calls it Beantown?

What a fucking chump!!

Hoover High line is cash money. Anyways, this tat is about as cool as a fart in a space suit. This tat is gayer than wearing a tap out shirt, the only thing gayer than this tat is anything assocated with MMA.

That skyline is brutal.

Ok so he has the Prudential, MIT Dome, Zakim(spelling) bridge, but what are those two other things on his back?

This kids back is about as defined as Tapout21’s sexuality

You figure this guy is pretty young, and the celtics will go through another down swing within the next 10-15 years probably; maybe the redsox too. So if he is 20 now this tatoo is going to be fucking retarded at some point between now and the time he is 35.

The sky line looks soooooo shitty The Zaikem Bridge looks like the patatoe penis and the pats guy looks like it was drawn by a broke ass version of Stan Lee. On top of that what is behind the leprecuans shlaleigh? The trident of life? Man this kid sucks….and what a shitty hair cut, to quote The Great Bill Burr “Stop Making That Guy, We already got That Guy!”

The cereal box is the Hancock.

ok I really thought this guy was Alabama Leperchaun but based on that post it cant be, I mean he totally shredded him to pieces!!!!

What are we voting for? Either he gets ass or he gets chicks wet?

Maybe it should be either he takes it in the ass or he gobbles hog.

Nothing like getting a tattoo from a particular period of time as if it will always make sense. I am sure someone in Chicago has a “Repeat 3-Peat Tattoo”

Alabama Lep you beat me to it with the Zaikem

And what is to the left of the Pru and left to the Zaikem Bridge?

I’m sure it gets him laid…..by faggotty ass dudes like himself.

Rule #1 for tattoos:

Don’t let the blind guy pick up the needle..

Rule #2

If you look like the Dutch boy’s gobbler cousin, spend your loot on better haircut first..

doubtful

Heated76…did I bang your mom or something. Jesus. Settle down

look how shitty the citgo sign is..FINISH THE FUCKING THING

It some new building next to the pru, i want to say Centennial Place or something. Not much of a landmark

Jesus said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 04:04:52 }

Amen, Jesus.

Heated76, you either did the artwork, blow this fella, or are the recipient of this douchey tattoo. Which is it?

Don’t get him worked up or he will turn in to NowImReallyHeated76.

Plus that defined line he used on you was hilarious.

Tapout I will put you in a chokehold that will have you begging to the high heavens to stop your father from dumping a load inside your mother and instead spraying it all over her face therefore preventing you from ever being born

No one that is from the Boston area actually calls it “Beantown”

Game Over

Winner: Heated 76

Loser: Tapout21

It was as hilarious as his “as cool as a fart in a space suit” too.

Maybe he has some good “knock knock” jokes as well.

oh, OK I have to reload now.

that’s what she said.

anyway, the Pat Patriot is decent. but once again, all togther now…..

fuck the bruins

Internet tough guy. got to love them. You win. I will never argue with you ever.

Tapout, you went down faster then Crosby on RearAdmiral.

and i agree with Jesus.

only jerk-offs who aren’t from Boston call it Beantown.

if I could make sense of your last rambling, I may have a decent response.

You are more of a man than Alabama Leperchaun could ever be, atleast you can admit when you have been defeated. Alabama just likes to sit there while he tucks his set in between his legs and comes back with awful jokes all the while posting top scores on Snood

and he couldn’t squeeze-in Bunker Hill Community College?

Jesus…anyone who wants to picture my dad blowing a load can have the win. I just don’t go there. I’ll wait for Heated to make another funny. He’s obviously very smart.

Hey Heated i was wondering when you were gonna start flirting with me again…….fag

Heated, I appreciate your kind words.

Im sure he could squeeze it in… Oh you meant the tat.

tapout – time to tap out.

Shady…you are also very witty.

All that tat needs is a few big red hairy back zits right in the middle of the ‘B’ and its perfection.

just some friendly advice.

Tapout are you saying you try to blackout all thoughts of your Dad shooting his wad?

Must have been a rough childhood. But it explains alot.

Random Boston related question that I’m positive a Stoolie or hundred knows the answer to: Where did the nickname Beantown come from?

if Tapout is an MMA enthusiast, obviously he is a douche.

if he’s 21. he’s not even old enough to be a douche. he just doesn’t know any better.

the justin tuckrule isn’t serious is he?

Jesus…just not a good visual, thanks. I’ll give you a few minutes to close your eyes.

Fukthenewsite…who are you? I’m a douche if I like MMA? That makes a whole bunch of sense. Your handle is about your disapproval of a website that you take time out of your day to comment on. Doesn’t get much douchier than that.

Shady…thank you.

Photoshopped…way too shiny even if it had gel on it…celts mascot is blurred out….unless he’s a lardass with all back fat his back looks like its a flatter canvas than the mona lisa…and terrible artwork…get a new tattoo guy if it is real

i could probably name 100 problems i have with this, but i’ll settle on this one:

nice choice of font asshole.

seriously, with the citgo sign. Clean that shit up bro……

I’d fuck him

what a fucking loser

yes Tapout, you are a douche if you like MMA.

in my opinion.

are you one of the guys who went to “fighting” on opening night

huh? what is “fighting”?

For the record, if I haven’t stated this several times before, I don’t wear “tapout” or walk around with “Affliction”. I just happen to like the sport. So if you feel the need to throw me in the same category as straight brimmed douchebags who look for fights….then so be it. Couldn’t be further from the truth.

Couple of things brought on the label. Between 1900 and 1910, a resourceful person coined the phrase: “You don’t know beans until you come to Boston.” This author believes this quotation is likely the origin of what popularized Boston for baked beans nationally, and led to the nickname “Bean Town.”

Also, in the 1870s, the Beaneaters were a Boston baseball team, and this nickname was a big source in contributed a lot to Boston gaining the nickname.

The molasses flood that killed 21 people in 1919, was from a huge vat that was used for baked beans. Jesus and fukthenewsite-people still call the Boston beantown-especially the hard core in-town people. It’s the suburban dipshits that don’t even know it.

I’m sure that tat makes him a chick magnet…along with that mullet in training…….

well, obviously you do cuz of your handle.

so we already know where u stand on the term.

i don’t like it

Come on man, the term “tapout” was out far before the clothing company went “Ed Hardy” everywhere. You’re better than that.

Thanks, beantownluv.

hey thats one of my good buddies and i can say that shit is real and and he does get some good ass, he got the nickname ATM for a reason

This is my boy and he actually plays hockey so dont just dismiss the fact the B’s arent in there im glad he actually reached stool status the only thing he is missing is the B’s logo but we are the city of champions i love BOSTON

First off, this guy couldn’t laid in an all-female prison with a get-out-of-jail-free card. Secondly, Brockton is the “City of Champions”. Besides, this guy probably needs someone to hold his dick when he pees… the only thing he’s a champion for is hair club for men

what a fucking faggot loser piece of shit ahHAHAHAH. nice hair u fucking douche bag jerkoff. AHHHAHAHAHHAHA THAT IS THE UGLIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN. WORST FUCKING TATTOO EVER. WHO FUCKING DID IT?? A RETARDED INFANT FUCKUP??? AHAHAH U ARE THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER!!!! I HOPE I SEE U SO I CAN THROW A FUKCING MALTOV COCKTAIL AT U AHAHHAHAHA

worst tattoo artis ever!! post his name so everyone knows not to go to him for work

Thae tat sucks, and what the fuck is up with the dorothy hamill haircut?

you know he’s probably some dirt ball Irish mic bastard from Dorchester or Southie.

“I immediately regret this decision.”–Ron Burgandy

Im sure its been said. No one calls it beantown. And to be fair, he’s def not from Dorchester. he’s white.

First off the kids from jamicia plain and every one in boston uses the word beantown. And for the kid he plays hockey and that is sick flow and he actually gets laid all the time I’ve seen the kid spit game gets laid all the time so its time for you all to stop acting like your from boston cause he’s clearly the biggest boston fan out there with that sick tattoo none of you got style I guess or love for boston

hmm, i know the kid too. Ironically his number is 22- soo one could clearly assume that BostonHockey22, the only person that has seemed to like this tattoo, is actually him. It is true- he has gotten laid. But i know him pretty well to make the conclusion that 1/3 of them we’re too drunk to remember, 1/3 of them were fat, the other 1/3 were sluts, with very few exceptions.

Hoover High?

Didn’t peg you for a “Two A Days” fan, EP…