Reader Email – Does This Whip Your Dick Out In Public Move Get This Dude Laid?
Reader Email
check out this dude jerking it to some whale in the middle of a bar
Ah the old whip your dick out in a dive bar while hitting on a fat chick move. Never fails. And not to be a gayball but what kind of dick is that? It looks like it’s a double decker or something right? Like if my dick was that fucking thick I’d probably be whipping it out in public too. Wait did I say too much?
(PS – I know KFC blogged this already. Well that’s what happens when people send tips to multiple tip addresses. Pick who you want to blog it and send it to them. Otherwise don’t cry to me when it gets blogged twice)
This story is like 7 hours old bro.
and that’s what a non-jew dick usually looks like. shitsvah!
I need to know so much more…is he lookin for an HJ or what is the next move here? I just wish this was a video, some idea of how it went, cuz I’d totes pull out my tiny if I knew I could land a rashed vag babe like that…
Thats the best sneaker/watch combo i’ve seen all day.
@smishsmorshin is gay
Based on the cottage cheese on those thunder thighs you have the black box blocking out the wrong part of the picture. I’m not sure which is worse, whipping your Johnson out in the middle of a bar or taking cell phone pictures of someone whipping his Johnson out in the middle of a bar.
Think that black bar may be giving that schmuck too much credit. Like WAY to much credit.
If you look real close where the girls hand is, you can see that someone painted over something on the guys shirt. Wonder what they’re trying to hide. Also, judging by the floor of this place, this broad was one of the hot chicks in the bar
lets hope so, cuz those New Balances aren’t gonna close the deal. get your sneaker game up, bum-ass motherfucker.
New Balances and hand jobs…The dance chaperone probably broke this up real quick.
She looks like a double stuff Oreo.
I prefer the ” coming out the bathroom and whoops! Silly me” move. I haven’t left the bar alone in years!!!!
When in doubt, whip it out.
@phoneyhero, do u think this is a gatdamn csi investigaton?!
Never mind the cottage cheese on her things. Dude is being cockblocked by that pussy belly. And is he resting his arm on it?
@hayes, well I got home early today and have been watching the past season of Dexter trying to catch up, so ya I guess I am in crime scene mode
This kid makes feel a lot better about myself
what a goon haha. some what of a power move
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Sometimes you gotta whip your dick out and troll.
Some men have absolutely no respect for their penis
That chick has a mean side fupa working
Caption should read “Can This Guy Last Three Seconds?” because if that whale can get him hard in a bar fully clothed without even making contact he’s guaranteed a two pump chump.
Clearly he is just readying himself to piss on a fat bitch. Nothing to see here.
Where is the rest of it?
As the photographer I can tell you that no, he did not get laid, he stumbled out of the bar alone and the girl proceeded to immediately shove her tongue down some other poor guy’s throat. Also, they didn’t even react to the flash going off. Follow @amm3925 for more classy Tulane pics!
Thats hilarious…. Anyone that knows this dude will def recognize him.because of the shoes… Step up ur dick flashing game bro….
Dick is thicker than those chicken legs, guy should be in a wheelchair.
Dad?
Dad?
“…what kind of dick is that? It looks like it’s a double decker or something right? Like if my dick was that fucking thick I’d probably be whipping it out in public too.”
Know how I know you’re gay?