Reader Email: Guy Actually Sees A Whale On Boston Whale Watch Tour
Reader Email
Hey Prez,
I went on a whale watch with my old lady yesterday and I got more than I bargained for (see attached, whale on boat). Anyway, thought you could use this for some T-Shirt ideas or maybe even a wakeup/smokeshow. Enjoy.
Jon
I’ve always wondered about who goes on that Boston Whale watch thing. I feel like you have a better chance of seeing the Loch Ness Monster out there than an actual whale. Yet people continue to go on it like we’re in Maui or something. At least it’s good to know somebody got there money’s worth though. Because make no mistake about it. This counts.
PS - Ordinarily I’d feel bad about making fun of this whale since they’re an endangered species and all, but when you wear a t-shirt like that aren’t you basically begging to get Stoolified? I just hope that the Steve Irwin doesn’t suddenly show up and start throwing stink bombs at my Astrovan for this post. Because lord knows they get touchy when it comes to defending whales.
Steve wont be showing up, dont worry.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Good one MachoMans Fanny Pack!
MachoMan
Hilarious.
Good one Lonpolelax1
Steve Irwin is a boat. Keep up
I think the biggest fail here is the t-shirt company that had the audacity to make THAT t-shirt in a fucking XXXXL. I mean really, wtf.
“I’m cute in front”
“I’m sexy in back”
“and baking bread in places you can only imagine”
woof
Freeeeeeeee Willyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Does my gunt make me look fat ??
Isn’t the biggest FAIL about this t-shirt is she has it on backwards???
I’m wondering if I’ll hit character limit if I try to grab the username: FatGirlsWithLittleShirtsWithSexySayingsAreActuallyExtremelyFuckingGross
The guy standing next to her rocking the (pants with zippers for shorts)khakis with white cross trainers is no slouch either
Yah but he is wearing oakley’s so that makes him cool.
the guy has zippy pants so he can swim for it easier when shamoo here takes down the boat.
What a bunch of asses. Watching that poor whale flopping around on deck when they could have all joined in and rolled her back into the ocean. For the love of God have we become that cruel?
» windycitywoodrow said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 02:04:50 }
?? I’m the Macho Man. Oh. Yeah.
Deke,
Fan-Fucken-Tastic… I chuckled out loud on that one
» GuysThatWearFlipFlopsWithJeansAreGay said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 02:04:33 }
it wasn’t that funny.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
I bet that is Jon’s “old Lady”.
Chris Farley?
Pride,
» ThePrideOfFramingham said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 02:04:36 }
the guy has zippy pants so he can swim for it easier when shamoo here takes down the boat.
crickets…..
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
Her husband definitely reads the stool and just ate a shit sandwich
How much of a loser do you have to be to go on a whale watch, and take a picture of some ugly lady ( who’s most likely miserable anyway) then send it to Barstoolsports, So other people can make fun of her too. Jon is probaly telling his cube mate right now that he got his email posted on barstoolsports, and he probably feels pretty good about himself now.
“Her husband definitely reads the stool and just ate a shit sandwich”
You mean was about to eat. I have a feeling she gets to the sandwich first in every instance.
THROW MAMA FROM THE BOAT!
I am surprised it is legal to take someone’s picture than just put it on a website to make fun of the person. I would guess this woman didn’t sign a release and unless it was on her facebook (??!!)…
Gives new meaning to the term Whale Ho’
“I would guess this woman didn’t sign a release.”
Most whales are already on a catch and release program.
» obx said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 03:04:11 }
I am surprised it is legal…..
just stop. don’t ever post again
» Burch said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 04:04:54 }
» obx said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 03:04:11 }
I am surprised it is legal…..
just stop. don’t ever post again
Why? It is a legitimate question. The Borat movie was sued several times for how it made people look foolish. Their successful defense was the signed release. I know if someone puts their own picture up on a website, then it is open season as well.
It’s only open season in Japan.
I am confused how the First Lady made it onto the back of that guys blue shirt……
Whale with mouth wide open…
She looks like a mix of Pete Sheppard, Jay Mariotti, and estrogen.
My first thought was that EP hadn’t gotten the “Steve Irwin died” memo…
sidenote: Burch–I see your point, but that’s like gettin’ a lap dance and complaining about the glitter on your chin & crotch–just comes with the territory.
Yo Pres, when i was a kid in camp we went on one of those whale watching tours and set a record for seeing 20 something different whales.. still remember it to this day 15 years ago
I think its a valid shirt for her to be wearing.
Her mustache is cute. And her backfat is damn sexy.
I would harpoon the shit out of that.
if “Back Tits” were hot, well, then she’s a 10
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I saw her through the laundry-mat window the other day and thought I was at the New England Aquarium!!