Reader Email – Hey Pres, Get Out of My Child Maltreatment Textbook
Reader Email
So I’m trying to do some studying for my psych class at URI about child maltreatment, and right on page 2: Howitzergate. Nice of the authors to throw you in with child abusers and rapists, but hey, at least they consider you “popular”. No such thing as bad publicity right?
Viva la Stool
Will
p.s. If for some reason you are curious, the book is called Child Maltreatment 3rd edition by Cindy Miller-Perrin and Robin Perrin. Think these broads might be familiar with KO Barstool?
What the fuck? The other people mentioned on this page murdered little kids or raped em. I made a joke that Ben Brady had a big cock for an infant and he fucking did. It’s a compliment and it was funny. How did I end up on the same page as these people? Fucking everybody out to get the blogfather. Seriously would it have killed them to at least mention that tickets are on sale for the Blackout Tour? Whatever. Haters gonna hate…Pageviews gonna Slate.


There is an ankle bracelet and registration as a sex offender in your future.
Davey Pageviews is now in textbooks. The pussification of America indeed.
Just let it go bro.
Your biggest crime was hiring Neil.
howitzergate is like herpes…and neil…it keeps coming back to haunt you
Hey Davey, when all of us were calling you an asshole for Howitzergate, you acted like an arrogant little twat to the media. Maybe you should open your ears and listen.
You were just wrong. In all aspects of that Howitzer chaos.
Some day when you have kids, you will understand.
Well, Blackout shows DO count as child maltreatment. Good point, Pres.
Christ, this is somehow going to lead to El Pres receiving a Nobel Prize for Psychology.
I would be ashamed and disgusted. Honestly wouldn’t have even blogged this.
@tornopen Howitzergate was hilarious and in America you don’t have to apologize for saying shit and if you disagree than you’ve probably outgrown Barstool
Have you guys done a Blackout show in Tampa Bay? Because that 2nd paragraph may be about Barstool as well.
I’m probably the one person who doesn’t give a shit about howitzergate one way or the other…I jerked off to the original post but after that I was over it
haha, that’s awesome, i’m jealous…
Although I hardly consider a picture of a naked baby “child porn,” it was pretty fucking stupid to post that in the first place. You KNEW nothing good would come of it.
If howitzergate was illegal then why just threaten Portnoy. If the police could have charged him why did they choose to “threaten” him?
The least they could have done is made a Mogul Rapists section in this textbook for you.
if my comment didn’t get down votes I would have been worried
Typical state school.
Pres, you gotta use this to your advance! Ask the professor if he/she would like you to come in and be a speaker and take questions as a published text book child maltreater. Then promote foam and creep on the SMOKES!!!
Howitzergate was tasteless and you probably shouldn’t have posted it. But it’s not porn.
howitzergate was about not censoring EL Prez’ art… Just put a “parental advisory” on the front of the website and lets get back to the jokes, sports and boobs
I literally laughed out loud at work to this. I don’t know whether this is an all time high or an all time low for the stool? Either way A+
jackofspades – you want downvotes just bash blogger bitch groupies. I mean for a group of guys who have their thumbs UP their asses they sure are able to turn them DOWN when they get punched in their vaginas!
p.s. good job of Will the reader email to use a P.S. in his email
p.s.s he must be bucking for a job as a blogger
@nickg21 — I still have not outgrown any other aspect of the Barstool media monster machine. Except for naked little kids. I am opposed to naked little kids. Davey Pageviews is not a pedophile or anything, he was just wrong.
Portnoy, admit it, you shit your pants when there was a knock on the door, and it was a few State Troopers.
I’m still pissed I was out of the country that week. Not that I would have wanted to see his howitzer, but only because the backlash would have been absolutely hilarious to read/hear/see.
Between this and KFCs internet nerd war, the stool is en fuego today
Congrats @Common Sense, you’ve replaced BlackDude as the stupidest fucking commenter here!
had there been a “click to view baby dick” link instead of front page cock, there would never have been a controversy
thank you beatoffstains. It means tons to me to see blogger bitches like you get pissy!
lesbian feminist partner co-authors…gotta love America
you try too hard to troll commonsense…its just not funny…pitiful really…
I just want to know if it was circumcised. That’s an extra millimeter right there.
Googled this shit: http://seaver.pepperdine.edu/academics/faculty/member.htm?facid=robin_perrin
Robin Perrin is a dude. Upset city.
Pres gonna Pres!
oh well jeez beatoffstains…….I mean if I don’t have your approval or admiration what WILL I DO?!
Fuck you you wannbe troll cop! Suck my troll dick and stop feeding me with your pussy replies and thumbs down. By the way when do you play the Laugh Factory you comedian motherfucker?!
(oh man best therapy in the world HA!)
^ You mad bro?
common, does not having friends ever make you sad you cunt? back to moms basement pussy boy. Let the adults talk.
Besides – I’m a Lesbian Activist from Providence who gets paid to be on here and monitor content for our 501c3 called P.A.H.W.S….Pits Are Hairy We’re Scary. Me monitor misogynistic bastions all up and down the eastern Seaboard.
Congratulations you are now in one textbook more then you clearly opened at Michigan
Cunt? Adults DO NOT USE THE C WORD! Consider yourself documented you swine. Now suck my Lilith Fair Lesbian Vagina!
I assumed it was for a rhinoplasty class
Terrible people
1. Hitler
2 Ghengis Khan
3. Chucky Manson
4 Dave Portnoy
Not this shit again. Get over it.
misogynistic bastions… made me laugh pretty hard
“by kingpin on February 12, 2013 at 1:10 pm
^ You mad bro?”………..you really gotta ask idiot?
Don’t blog about the packers cheerleader being a stupid girl or you’ll be called sexist. http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/11/packers-cheerleader-wins-award-for-biggest-moron-ever-bears-fans-apparently-mean/