Reader Email – High School Band Director Fired For Being The Best Band Director In the History of Band Directors
Reader Email
El Pres (and others),
Get a load of this termination letter for a band director in my county. Dude got canned for multiple hilarious offenses including: remarking that a young girl band member was “playing the clarinet like she suckin’ a dick,” telling several female band members to “wear sports bras cuz your boobs is floppin everywhere,” assigning racially insensitive nicknames to students including calling an Asian girl “Pocahontas” which doesn’t even make sense, and many others that you can find clearly outlined in the attachment. My favorite nickname was calling some white kid “Soul Train” because he learned how to dance (this is a primarily black school with a FAMU style band).
Hope you find this blog-worthy,
A loyal Stoolie
First things first. I am totally going to start calling all Asians Pocahontas now. That’s got to be the best insult that totally isn’t an insult going. Love it. In fact I love everything about this guy. His insults. His flirting with the hot chicks and chastising the ugly ones for having floppy tits. His telling a chick she plays the clarinet like she’s sucking dick. Calling the white kid Soul Train. I love it all. I’d leave it all out on the field for him. Just blow my tuba till he told me I looked like I was giving head to Bieber. I mean maybe if band had more guys like James Wilkons than it wouldn’t be so bandy. Maybe cool kids would want to be a part of it. Because you know what this guy sounds like? A football coach. And that’s exactly what these dorks need.
As always, I’m curious who the narc was in this story.
I’d love to get this guy’s take on what kind of sports bra you should be wearing.
What’s a FAMU-style band (had to Google FAMU, I don’t know why the writer didn’t just write Florida A & M)?
I would love to know what a “Heritage Special” is. Quoted and not defined. Bet it is a rusty trombone or Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about
If you don’t know what a “Heritage Special” is, you couldn’t handle it.
This guy should be sent to the electric chair, giving band geeks a bad name.
This is pretty clearly a fake letter, but enjoyed it none the less
Blame it on George Bush. That always works.
@rolltide:
Not fake. You get to enjoy it more now, given that it’s real.
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/11/21/band_director_fired_.html
okay, the titty comments and suckin dick comments were totally boneheaded on his part, no way will an entire class keep quiet about that shit, but racially charged comments like calling an asian pocahontas is just hilarious! If he called a black kid soul train and a Navajo pocahontas, then he’s up shits creek, but calling kids by the wrong racial terms, thats straight up good comedy!
@carl never said the story want real, just that this letter wasn’t. If it was however the Brevard County taxpayers should be looking for a new Superintendent because this looks like it was written by a Freshmen in High School
Calling an Asian Pocahontas might be the best racial epithet in the history of mankind
My, this educator certainly is colorful. Abe Lincoln worst president ever …
I thought band kids were geeks, but i would have respected this band teacher/director like a general in the army
A black band leader might be the only one who can compare dick sucking and a clarinet. Both long and black, so says the myth on the dick part
who the fuck would ever read that entire letter? I scrolled down to comment.
This one time at band camp, my coach said my boobs were jiggly?
This one time at band camp I pissed my pant cuz my coach won’t let me use the bathroom
Also this one time at band camp my coach hired a convicted sex offeneder Jerry Sandusky, he brought me in the locker room but got made when he felt me va-gee-gee