Reader Email – How Many Days In A Row Can You Wear The Same Pair of Pants?
Reader Email
Pres,
Need you to settle a debate I’m having with a buddy. So every once in a while when I’m not looking my wife will swoop in and wash my jeans, which I fucking hate. Is there anything worse than how jeans feel after being washed? All fucking tight and crusty and shit. Everyone knows jeans only fit right after they’ve been worn for at least a few days straight and after that you have to avoid washing them for as long as humanly possible. Anyways, I’m telling my buddy this story the other day and he says he LOVES the feeling of freshly washed jeans. WTF??? Nobody else can feel like this right? The only people in the world who would like that are gaybos who wear skinny jeans to begin with….
Keep Fighting the Good Fight,
EP
First of all I have absolutely no idea what your buddy is talking about. He sounds like an emo dude or something. It’s a known fact freshly washed jeans suck on every level. They always feel like they shrunk and are too tight around the balls. I won’t debate it. It’s just a fact. The better question is how many days in a row is it acceptable to wear the same pair of pants? That’s been something I’ve been having an internal struggle with lately. 7 days? I actually just loaded up on a whole new set of pants and now I’m totally confused on when I need to break out a new pair. Like I know I have 5 pairs sitting in my closet ready to go, but I keep wearing the same pair over and over. I can’t stop wearing them. I dunno. I just feel like I’m going to keep throwing fastballs till somebody proves they can hit it.
2 weeks except wear a different pair on the weekend
Your wives should probably get off their backs and learn to do laundry.
Three days in a row tops, but 10-12 times without a wash is fine
I’d say 10 days, barring any significant stainage.
fuckin 2 days tops.
If you only wear freshly washed jeans then you’re undoubtedly a psychopath.
i’ve gone months wearing the same pair of jeans every day.
I wear my jeans until I get mustard stains on them
Until they smell or are stained, so if you’re not a fucking retard up to 2 weeks like wilburham said. But yea, you gotta throw in another pari every now and then, for appearances sake.
Now this is the real investigative journalism I love about the Stool. Sick of hearing about how I wore those pants yesterday.
All that matter is girls can’t smell the crotch stank when they go to give you jaw. If they complain about a stain then show them what a real stain is
9 months straight in that raw denim
“I woke up and put on my cleaniest dirty shirt.” – Jonny Cash
For jeans I’d say anywhere around a week is acceptable. That being said I’ll go 2 or 3 weeks, because unless you spill shit on them, jeans don’t get dirty.
Dress pants, 3 days tops.
How many days in a row can you wear the same Yarmulke?
thats just fucking digusting….2 days tosp..im seeing 10-15 days..are you outta your fucking mind? smh
Are you kidding? After sitting in the car on a commute you are going to rip a few farts. That stuff starts to stink the jeans. Then you go to your buddy’s house and his dog is sniffing all up your crack and your crotch. You gotta wash your jeans every couple of days. 3 days for jeans is fine. Anything more and you are going to reek like Barney Frank’s depends.
i like fresh jeans. make my thighs look killer. always catchin chicks peepin a look at my butt, too.
I wear them until they disintegrate
I usually go for two weeks without washing my jeans. Anything less is for fairies and sodomites.
As long as they don’t stank and don’t have shit on them… Keep wearing em.
You wash jeans?
I bought a new pair of jeans in August….still havent washed them. http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dude-doesnt-wash-his-jeans-for-15-months/
Never wash your jeans. Be a man.
One, the answer is one. Fresh jeans or GTFO.
no wonderr you guys dont get laid as much as you should…girls hate guys who wear the same shit over…thats like me trying to fuck a girl whose worn the same jeans 10 days in a row…not fucking happening…
Definitely when you can smell your own nut sack through the jeans.
It’s less about the pants and more about the fact that your belt, wallet and keys are all still on your pants you left on the floor, they’re comfortable because they’re worn in. I have 3 pairs of jeans in my rotation, a favorite, a back up and the ones you only wear if the other two are out of commission. Do you know how fucking hard it is to find jeans you like? yes, yes you do. because any man that loves shopping for new jeans or shopping in general has the gay. unless you’re shopping for a TV or a new video game etc.
anyway: i can rock the same pair for like 3 weeks before i feel like changing them, but the catch it in that 3 weeks i might not have worn them for like 6-8 days within that 21 day period due to just not going out because im too lazy or i got too high after work.
Unless your freeballin your jeans there’s no reason to ever wash em.
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what that said to me is you havent took a shower
I literally NEVER wash ANY of my jeans unless there’s a major mustard stain or I shit myself.
Would love to hear Big Cat’s answer on this one.
TIL I am not as much of a sick bastard as I thought.
I have to refold my jeans so my wife doesn’t wash them.
Let me guess, you saw a 5 for 1 deal
Fresh jeans are like fresh pillowcases: uncomfortable and ghey.
Wearing freshly washed jeans right now and it’s a nightmare. Made it a month and a half before I had to wash them. An unfortunate duck sauce incident forced my hand on this one.
I AGREE WITH otwisted FUCK THAT SHIT, YALL ARE SOME SMELLY MOTHERFUCKERS, WTF! ONE TIME BABY
when are the next Olympics?
@k1dd0: Good call with the jeans “rotation,” I do the same thing.
Typically, I’ll give jeans a week, tops. Most of mine are broken-in anyway so they feel good out of the wash. But if they smell like booze and strippers, then they get washed immediately. Khakis get 2-3 days.
Wait, are we talking about wearing the same pants on CONSECUTIVE days? That’s weird and seriously lacking style. Girls notice that shit.
one, maybe 2
i rotate between 3 pairs so people don’t think im a poor person, but i dont wash them for like a month
You butchered the Johnny Cash lyrics broseph.
No stains-no wash. end of story.
Public transportation is the big variable here. If you take the bus, wash your jeans regularly. Otherwise, absent food or fluid stains, never wash them. I have 4-5 pairs of dress pants I rotate, wash after about five wears or so.
5 pairs of jeans should last you until next hannakuh….also, it depends on the situation. if you are wearing jeans that you wore last night to the bar with dumb sluts spilling their twisted nippple shots onto all night, i’d suggest throwing them in the wash. if they are your casual “sit on your thumb and pretend you have a real job” jeans, keep wearin ‘em til you shart in them
Coming from a girl who isn’t shallow but does care about appearance to a certain degree.. Most of us don’t give a shit if you wear the same jeans over and over again, just make sure you’re wearing underwear. However, if you start rocking the same shirt day after day, then there’s a problem.
@Kingblackdude, your opinion doesn’t count if you wear rams that could fit a family of four and are sagged down past your ass so it looks like they’re falling off. When you wear jeans like that it doesn’t matter if they’re clean or dirty because you can’t feel a difference anyway
Jeans* oh yeah, and I’ll wash them if and when I feel like it.
Never wash your bath towel. Why? you are putting clean on a towel, then drying it, that’s the same thing your washer does.
beantownlove coming in hot
Is this barstool Alabama ? you fuckers are disgusting… shave IN the shower and jeans two days max.
kickthepuppy #fail
@beantownlove, this was a question directed at men. Therefore your opinion is nether warranted not valid. We will wear what we want, when we want. If you think something is dirty then may I suggest you get your ass off of the couch and do my laundry. After all, it’s YOUR job anyway. When you’re done, if you could kindly make your way down the rest of your chores list (suck my dick, make me a sandwich, do the dishes, etc.), it would be greatly appreciated. One more outburst or attempt to share an opinion and I will be forced to provide you with the yellow discipline.
3-6 weeks for jeans is ideal. Alternating every couple days. No need to own more than three pairs of jeans.
KBD, the only “fail” here other than your ability to act like a heterosexual male and wear jeans multiple times before washing them, is in your ability to post comments using lowercase lettering and correct spelling/grammar. I realize this statement is also ironic given my recent typo…
Here’s a tip for those of you that hate washing your jeans (I feel the same way_:
–Turn your jeans inside out and put them in the freezer for a few hours along with a box of Baking Soda. Freshens them up without screwing up the fit. Not an old wive’s tale, it works wonders.
It depends how often your bitch does your laundry.
It depends how often your bitch does your laundry.
It depends how often your bitch does your laundry.
It depends how often your bitch does your laundry.
It depends how often your bitch does your laundry.
I think I got my point across.
@whatwhat i get laid on the regular and ive worn the same jeans for about a month right now. Infact, i just got a beej last night, with those same, smelly as jeans. and I didnt even shower before she came over so my balls defintiely were musky as fuck. you know who doesnt care? me and my dick.
If you wear jeans, you’re poor or white trash. Khakis are the way to go every day
@beantownlove, this was a question directed at men. Therefore your opinion is nether warranted not valid.
it’s curious that you’re talking about grammar after this abortion of a sentence
The people saying they wash their jeans after one or two times wearing them are total squids.
The length of acceptable time betwixt washes is directly proportional to maintaining a clean asshole.
Uncle Brewski….do you think it depends on how often your bitch does you laundry?
thats how i feel about my underwear.
kickthepuppy, you, are a tad pathetic
I hope all the people writing and liking comments saying three weeks are joking. Two weeks tops if they remain clean, how can we as men complain about fishcooch if you can smell our balls outside of their cage? Need a decent 5 or 6 pair of jeans in rotation.
Until visual stains or odor is easily detectable. There is no set amount of days or wears.
yea fagggots and psychopaths are the only people washing their jeans. I got like 3 pair all that haven’t been washed in months. seems liike people are equating not washing the jeans w/ not changing/washing underwear. u rub your crotch and then smell your hand. if you smell sack take them off throw them on the floor and wear the other pair for a month until the crotch stank returns and will have osmosisd off of the other pair.
@frank carlton nametoofuckinglongtobothertyping, if you actually took any of what I just said literally, seriously, or without some form of a grain of sarcasm, you sir are not only pathetic, you’re every bit as dumb as your name would suggest and you should probably jump into shark infested water because you clearly take life wayyy too seriously. Fuckin retard
I wonder who EP could be? Sounds like a squid
This dude would probably know, Distressed Denim: College Student Wears Same Jeans For 15 Months
http://abcnews.go.com/US/canadian-student-josh-le-year-washing-jeans/story?id=12722442#.UNSj347tjWF
after this blog and the one about using a bar of soap vs bodywash..one thing is certain, the majority of stoolie commenters are dirty motherfuckers
I wear the same pair 5 days in a row then I throw on my weekend knock around pants and wash my weekday pants and vice versa. works well
Right on, now go show Neil how to create non-gay thoughts
One week, and get them dry cleaned, the wash absolutely ruins them
Not everyone is a fucking yid to cheap to buy fabric softener. Sounds as if a cunt punt is in order
@kickthepuppy You’re a cunt. that is all.
Mexican gang bangers and douchebags wear khaki’s. and who the fuck dry cleans jeans? Jeans get washed when stains can’t be hidden, not 1 minute before.
If you buy a good quality pair of jeans, they actually tell you not to wash them for 6 months
I wear em until I get visible jizz stains… on the outside
I’m with you Pres, have a shit ton of new pants but I keep rotating the same two pairs of jeans. I give them a thorough sniff check in the ass and crotch in the AM and go. A week minimum .. two easy if you’re not spilling shit on them. KOAM
^*^You smell your crotch for balls and shit smell? Grow up and do your laundry dude.
BeatStains still has beatstains on his Wranglers(not sure if they are the Dale Earnhardt Jr or the Brett Favre model) from his first hand job….. given to himself by himself. BeatStains upon BeatStains upon BeatStains.
upon BeatStains
Washing jeans is like writing a paper. It should be taken care of as late as humanly possibly.
Why is that story about that dude wearing them for 15 straight months a story…I’m rocking these jeans for 8 months, 5-6 times a week
Don’t put em in the dryer dumbass. Hang em up
Pres you’re disgusting you and your unwashed jeans and 10 year old mite filled cum stained pillows. Somehow you have equated stankiness with manliness. Maybe with your monster sized nose you just love to smell your own reek, you gross bastid.
sniff test, jesus christ