Reader Email – How Much Money Can A Landlord Charge You In Damages For A 5 Day House Rental?
Reader Email
El prez
This is some shit straight out of a movie and as a stoolie myself along as my 10 friends were asking for your help and all other stoolies around. Well here it goes…Me and 10 of my best friends straight out of high school graduation rented a mountain house. Couple hundred each. A nice place to get fucked up, smash broads and go crazy. Well this all happened this week along with some wild ass shit. But we paid a deposit and didn’t get it back . Didn’t expect it. We went crazy. It was worth it. Never heard from the guy again. Well the other day my friend gets an email and we owe this fucking guy 23000 dollars. Yeah i didn’t type it wrong I said 23000 dollars. Some of this shit we got charged for its amazing. Honestly some of it will make u fall out of ur chair .. please get back we really need some help here



I’ve seen a lot of outrageous charges before in my life for Newport houses, cape houses, summer houses etc, but this is just about the wackiest. The bottomline is this. If you rent a house to 14 dudes for a week the only way they should owe 23K is if they burn the house down and even then they shouldn’t owe that much. Like what did this landlord expect to happen here? I mean we’re talking about 14 dudes. If you have a nice house with fancy carpets and pool tables don’t rent it to 14 idiots. But if you do, don’t take their money, play dumb and then acted shocked and outraged when it comes back smelling like beer and shit. That just comes with the territory. Everybody knew the score going in. That’s why you only rent dumps to large groups of guys. Wait a minute! Did he say the furniture was rearraged? Shit! All bets are off! Forget everything I just said. These fuckers really are animals!
Hey fuckstick, just pay the $23K and shut the fuck up.
If you dirtbags trashed some house, what the hell would you expect to happen? You should pay for it. I hope you get held to every dollar.
The entitled scum of Boston has awakened once again.
i dont know. kid sounds like a pretty big dickhead. you also don’t cause THAT much damage and expect a $300 security deposit to cover it. i bet they play lax
EP are you fuckin kidding me? Yeah these little shits owe this guy the money, and I hope he fucking rapes their rich daddies in court.
Tell the owner to go fuck himself and that you will declare bankruptcy to discharge the debt (As freshman in college, you probably aren’t worth shit anyway). He will likely make an attempt to go after your parents.
Stupid kids.
How do you destroy half the place and not expect to pay?
BARBARIC!!!
I mean, come on. I definitely believe the landlord over some punk kids “straight out of high school.”
Yeah bro, don’t worry, a $300 dollar deposit = a license to trash the place.
I’d make this dickbag and his fuckass friends pay out the nose. fuckin’ pathetic.
These kids should also be caned. lax Bro’s to be sure.
well at least they used the fire extinguishers when they burnt eveything
Fucking retards. Hope mommy and daddy have money, otherwise I hope none of you were planning on college.
What a bunch of scumbags. I hope these kids refuse to pay the 23K, so they end up in court where they’ll end up paying the full damage bill and a lawyer’s fee.
Entitled rich kids? Sounds more like white trash unleashed to me…
All you 50 year olds, chill out. And why does do they have to be lax bros? Football players would do this, basketball players, baseball players, hockey players. Basically anyone from the age of 16-24 would do this.
hahahaaa! $300! what a bunch of cunts.
when did they smash broads between lighting the rug on fire, dumping trash in the woods, and lighting wooden spoons? PARTY!!!!
Landlord saw this coming a mile away- you got played. Pay up. I’m sure hes got pictures of everything, you’re fucked.
Its only $1700 each.
the only part that looks odd is the total damages minus the 300 deposit somehow equals 1200 more in total due?
“Me and 10 of my best friends straight out of high school graduation rented a mountain house. Couple hundred each. A nice place to get fucked up, smash broads and go crazy”
I want to punch this fucking kid so bad.
“I don’t get it? I paid a $300 deposit so I should be able to ransack this house like a rioting Lakers fan. What? I can’t light the carpet on fire? Where does it say that? Dude, we did so many sick icing that week… so sick”
These kids should spend the entire summer cutting grass to pay for this. Oh wait… Mommy and daddy will just write a check.
Yea these guys deserve to get butt raped in court. The simple fact that he shows no contrition and sends this in like he is being persecuted just shows what an entitiled fuckwad he is.
“No mercy? No mercy!”
These kids should definitely have to pay up sucka! Seriously, what did this kid expect, that he was gonna walk away after doing all this shit? The guy that rented this place should never have to expect this type of shit would happen, but way to throw that in there EP for blogging entertainment.
I’m no accounting major, but I don’t see how you get $23,783 from a $22,582 damages charge with a $300 Security Deposit filed. That said, you inbred fucks still owe 22K. Fucking scumbags.
I’m sorry but the moment you light fireworks inside a building, set off fire extinguishers, burn the ceiling, and put holes in the walls all bets are off.
It’s only 1500 a piece. I say you cough it up and and stop bitching.
I’d bet money this kid and his buddies are lax bros. Put the d-bags in jail!
On a side note I love how this kid ends the email with “please get back we really need some help here” like Pres is Dr. Phil.
$22582
- $300
——-
$23,783
WTF??
Does shitting in blankets in the livingroom get you laid?
Harry Doyle, that last line about getting fucked up and smashing broads enraged me as well. These kids suck, the landlord should make them pay double.
“But we paid a deposit and didn’t get it back . Didn’t expect it. We went crazy. It was worth it.”
Still think it was worth it? You should and will be held responsible for all the damage you caused, it’s that simple.
These Punks should get ass raped. Kick them off the stool!!!! They think because they smashed some chicks that they will get our help? what a bunch of idiots. The only help they should get is some lube and analeze. Better yet none. I dispies entiltle brats.
“wait bro, you mean I trashed the place, almost set it on fire, shit everywhere, broke everything, and did everything in my power to be a douchebag and you’re saying there are consequences and repurcussions? BARBARIC!!!”
hey kid, go fuck yourself. Its dickheads like you that ruin it for the rest of us. High security deposits, extra charges, high insurance rates.
haha all are legit charges. carpet is what gets ya. kids should have bubble wrapped and tarped everything
i got 23K divided by 11 dudes as around 2100 each. where are you guys getting 1700 and 1500. what am i missing here?
“Hey if I shit in this bed, will our $300 deposit cover it?!?!”
“FUCK YEAH BRAHHH…DO IT!!!!”
Pay up sucka…you and your buddies are PORKED.
On the bright side, you learned a valuable lesson that you’ll probably pass down to your kids for only $1700 each. Maybe they won’t grow up as entitled fuckwads like you guys.
This is insane. Granted, the kids should be strung up by their balls, but imagine the fun they must have had?
” A nice place to get fucked up, smash broads and go crazy.” For that douchebag sentence alone this kid should pay $23K. This landlord might have been nitpicky in some parts but it sounds like these guys trashed the dudes house. If I specifically mention no smoking in my rental agreement and then come back to see cigarette burns all over the rugs then I would want to shoot these fuckers. There is some stuff that is to be expected but lighter burns on the ceilings?? A group of unaccountable dickheads is all i see when i read that letter….. EP, can’t believe you validated this fuckhead and his friends’ asshattery.
What a bunch of douche bags…..kid seems like he is proud of this. Only funny part is the feces in blanket in living room. Prolly had something to do with no toilet seat.
there were no girls there
$25 for a fucking poster. That is an outrage. Write this guy a letter and demand to see a receipt for every single one of the things he claimed to have fixed and compare it to what he listed in the letter. And paying for his time and travel expenses is a joke. It actually just sounds like everyone involved in anyway is an asshole.
PS Total damages = 22582
Security Deposit Supplied = 300
Total due = 23783
What the fuck kind of math is this scheister using
These kids are definitely assholes and I’m sure they deserve this bill. However, as a former resident of the Plymouth/Campton area, I must say that all these landlords are scumlords. They are more than willing to rent out these properties to kids with the intent of charging them excessive amounts of money for damages. My favorite charge, $2,400 for owners time.
I hope the owner of the home gets wind of the blog.
Hey Manny, you said that all 16-24 year olds would do this. No. I didn’t do it. But if you would do it, you should pay the fuck up and shut the fuck up too.
Pauliemac is right. Let this go to court and Richie Rich and his pussy friends will be found guilty and all their daddies will have to pay more.
first of all, i can garantee these high school kids didn’t have girls at the house at all, nevermind getting fucked up and smashing pigs. they probably got drunk off 4 beers each, smoked, and destroyed shit…so college guys…so college
EP i didnt know your reader demographic was so boring. 23k damage charges aside and everyone knows they will have to pay it, lets hear more about this party. This sounds like the greatest week ever!
Freckles, they were using 14 people as one of the complaints was that the capacity exceeded 14…which carries a 15 Gagillion Dollar fine in NH apparently
Damn punk kids and their music
As an attorney — with a special practice, I handle one client — I recommend you pay the guy. First and foremost, you’re fucktards and deserve what you have coming to you. Second, the guy clearly sounds like he has stuff documented and itemized, so good luck fighting it in court. It’s his business to rent houses, after all. Third, if you do fight him in court, even your most basic fees are going to cost each of you more than the roughly $1600 per person you’re in for now. Man up. And just be happy that my client wasn’t the landlord. He’d have Luca Brasi take more than just money from you.
This is awesome. I agree with everyone else who said these assholes are lax bros.
2 things- he’s put it out in the open now that they intended to fuck shit up (we didn’t want our $300 back- we wanted to have wicked fun times bro!). So the landlord can easily use that in whatever form of litigation this gets to. Secondly, how the fuck do you underestimate how much damage you’re causing that badly??? Yeah, lets destroy the rugs and ceilings, I’m sure it won’t cost more than $300 to repair.
Fucking idiots. They deserve whatever they get.
figured i was missing something there. thanks. i felt like i was taking crazy pills
$250 for trash removal?! Damn. Casey Tatum would have done it for $10.
time to pay up brosefs. feces in the blanket was my favorite. so that tubgirl re-enactment didnt go so well eh?
Has anybody ever rented a house with a shit ton of guys before? It gets trashed 100% of the time. 100% of the time. If you allow 14 dudes to rent it then expect it to be killed. You can’t hit them with 23K bill.
i didnt fall out of my chair after reading the stuff…
haha looks like you guys had a good time, hire a lawyer though, most of those charges won’t hold.
Wait what? Renting a place doesn’t mean I can take a dump on it and then burn it down?!?! Sense when? What a bunch of asshats. Pay up then do us a favor and kill yourself buddy.
I call fake life…
1) the math doesnt even add up to the right amount which means the douche who made up this story never took an accounting class let alone simple addition/subtraction
2) Shit in a blanket? really?
3) No landlord who owns a really nice house would rent to 10+ high school kids with a 350 deposit. Plain and simple!
4) Rarely would a landlord contact you AFTER everything is done. They would contact you immediately and let you know that you will be charged for everything that WILL BE fixed, replaced, cleaned. Because if it goes to court, there is a chance he doesn’t win and he will be stuck with a 23k bill.
FAKE LIFE!!!
If for whatever reason it is true, these kids are fucking assholes!
First, you can toss out the threat of criminal action. That’s crap.
Second, unless the owner can back up each of the itemized damages with a invoice or a proposal, it’s nonsense. Also, his lost personal time is not recoverable.
Third, unless he has a buddy in the business, he’ll have a hard time finding a lawyer to take the case. (a) He’s not going to want to pay a lawyer by the hour, so that means contingency (usually 1/3 of recovery). (b) Because of the amount of money at stake (i.e., below $25K), this case will be in District Court. That means litigation for at least a year. (c) Also consider that Douchebag from Dracut just got out of high school and almost certainly has no assets. Assuming he is at least 18 (which he would have to be to rent the place) why would you sue an empty pocket? Yes, the owner can collect down the road, but the atty. will want to get paid up front. (d) 99% of civil cases settle. The demand is probably at least double of what the real damages are, making the case worth what, 10K on the best day?
Assuming the damages numbes are close to legitmate, the kid should cut a check for $5K and get a release.
fuckin highschool pussies, welcome to the real world faggots. mom and dad aren’t payin for this one
El Pres, way to leave the kids address up there, look what I found:
The Couture Family, his name is either Matthew or David, Jr.
reverse address on whitepages.com, CIA shit
I rented a house by sunday river so me and my friends could go snowboarding. there were 8 of us. We drank and broke things like drywall, lamps, etc., but we paid the bill when our deposit didn’t cover it.
I wish I was there when the Land Lord was cleaning the rug and then realized after spending $450 to clean it, he had to replace it for $10,000…
Whoever up above said no chicks were there is dead on. This retards spent a week puking on each others cocks.
NICE EFFORT!!! But unfortunately time to pay the piper!
Actually, I rented a 7 bedroom house in Lake Delton for a bachelor party…however the deposit was not 350 bucks..it was 1500. 12 guys stayed there and yes there is some garbage left around but we didn’t trash it. Must be some douchebag kids who feel entitled to life. I say charge the fuckers 50K!
BTW – The owner, if he has a brain, has insurance for all of this. If that’s the case, all he needs to do is contact his insurance company. He’ll have to eat the deductible, but that can’t be more than a couple of grand. If the insurance company wants to try and collect from Dracut Guy, it will hire an attorney to do so. Highly unlikely.
Hahaha nice work washington, i bet that kids lawn/house is going to get trashed
These kids don’t seem so entitled just fucking stupid. Their parents house in Dracut sounds like a piece of shit at 28 Grant St. I think we should go there and light it on fire.
THEY ARE KIDS. RELAX YOU FUCKIN BUZZKILLINGTON’S.
yea they went a little overboard but they are young and stupid. They will have to pay but it will be no where near 23K. All this “back in my day I would never..” BS talk needs to stop. Get off your high horses.
“WashingtonDCstoolie said: { Jul 28, 2010 – 10:07:14 }
El Pres, way to leave the kids address up there, look what I found:
The Couture Family, his name is either Matthew or David, Jr.
reverse address on whitepages.com, CIA shit”
LOL….now pres is going to get sued for 23k by said family.
How about your parents rent your house to me and 10 of my friends. You’ll be lucky if your house is still standing you inconsiderate little shit.
Fat Larry, Google maps agrees with you
I think i found him
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000665173704&ref=search
What a bunch of fuckin nerds all of you are. This landlord sounds like a cunt. I’d love to see a lease that says the end table had better where it was before. Ten grand to replace a carpet? Go fuck yourself
$1642.86 per person. STFU and pay.
good, they fuckin deserve it, entitled dipshits. “OOOOOH we graduated high school!!! we’re so fuckin badass!!!! lets party cuz we’re totally like the dudes from entourage yeaaa!!!! motherfucker, we’re not responsible for damage! our mummy’s and daddy’s still take care of our problems!!! fuck you real world!!”
I think the email is real, but the landlord is pissed some asshole trashed his place and he bumped up the charges (for example 10 G’s in carpet).
i agree with pres. this is bullshit. you willingly rent to that many dudes and you know whats going to happen. this landlord also has the most ridiculous charges. he can’t do simple math. if this is brought to court the charges will still be high but will be slightly smaller. there is no way the landlord has receipts and documentation that backup the prices of the damaged goods. all that aside, these kids had the right idea of finishing off high school with a bang, but are total fags.
Settle this shit for a few grand. I’m sure only 1 kid will end up getting stuck with the bill. Good luck getting all your fuck face friends to kick in. That will teach you a nice hard life lesson. More importantly it will teach this clueless dumb fuck con artist landlord a lesson: Don’t rent a house to a dozen 18 year olds. You’d be better off cracking a window and tossing in a grenade. It would save you time and money in the end.
and help? what the fuck they think we’d chip in? have fun in court asshole
HE charged tax! Thats where the extra $1200 came from.
23000 X .05 = 1150
1150+ 22582= 23732
then add 50 for remainder of security deposit not paid
23732+50= 23782
unlikely that they are going to get their security deposit back
They are def all enrolled at BC in the fall.
I can’t believe you people side with the landlord?
$2400 for “owners time”? That is laughable. I would like to see “Owner’s Time for potential repairs: $600/day” in the contract/agreement. Your time is a part of the deal when you are a property owner renting out annuals or vacation properties.
Some of the charges don’t even make sense. Guy gets a rug CLEANED for $481? Why not buy a new rug for 400 bucks.
The guy pulled figures out of thin air. Have any of you paid $15 to have a lock replaced? A decent lock/key itself would be at least 20 bucks, without the install by a locksmith. Guy couldn’t do simple math when subtracting 300 from his imaginary total.
The arrogant d-bag here is the property owner who thought it a good idea to rent to 14 high school dudes. Hopefully at least one of the kid’s dad is a lawyer, which saves them any fees from fighting this guy to the bone. The landlord probably isn’t a major corp with a million of attorneys at beck and call….so he’ll want to avoid the fees for his podunk attorney as well.
This guy should have called Empire, could have gotten all the other rooms re carpeted and for cheaper too.
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/28-Grant-St-Dracut-MA-01826/56462204_zpid/
“straight outta high school” ……. I thought the drinking age was 21. Kidding, kidding. I’m not that far off this age demographic, what the hell happened to good old fashioned hammered fun like wearing an electric dog collar, and letting your friends punch you in the face? Far less expensive than 23K, and you still get to shit yourself. C’mon kids.
if that facebook is actually him he should go to prison
Of course the house gets trashed if you rent it to 14 boys. But, trashed (beer spilled on the carpet, garbage left around, etc.) vs. DAMAGED (burned carpet, broken furniture, etc.) is different. Prez, you can’t be serious to side with these kids.
Kind of scary that anyone, including the kids, thinks they are not to blame.
Why are people assuming that these are entitled rich kids? Dracut is like one big trailer park. These kids parents, if they have any, are broke.
Looks like they wanted to repeat the “guess who pooped the bed” episode of Its always sunny
1) Landlord didn’t hire a lawyer to write the letter
2) The letter is an invitation to negotiate
3) You guys are assholes and should take personal responsibility for your actions
4) Just offer to settle for 50 cents on the dollar and be done with it
Can we get some pictures? New carpet, really? Owners vacation? Travel expenses?
hahaha, Fat Larry. if houses were monopoly properties, this kid’s house would be Baltic Avenue. tell your parents to mortgage that shit and help you pay for 1/20 of the charges.
That kid in the facebook link looks like a total twat. If you rent to him and 10 more of his party boy hipster friends you know what you’re getting yourself into.
As pointed out above the landlord is either dumb or
1. rents through a management company and never met the tenants
2. actually follows the law and didn’t discriminate against them due to their age.
I would have guessed that these fucks were from East Bridgewater.
And even if the home owner is a dick, it doesn’t change the fact that these assholes went above and beyond to trash the house. Time to start putting in a little OT at the Dracut 7 -11 to pay this one off…..
was it frank or charlie who pooped the bed?
damn you belichick
Matt Couture Facebook likes:
Barack Obama
Starbucks
Drake
Malibu’s Most Wanted
This may not even be the kid who sent the letter, but this kid looks like a total d-bag. Tell me you can look at that picture of him and not want to snap his neck.
Discrimination, profiling and stereotyping are what make the world a better place. And it would have saved this poor prick $23k if he just told these party boys to fuck off.
Frank pooped the bed. And he did one in the bar when Artemis was trying to solve the case.
frank. all day.
100! want a chili dog nerd?
Fuckin dracut, the armpit of chelmsford. Well at least the kid had an awesome graduation party; now it’s time to get himself a typical Dracut adult’s job of full-time babydaddy.
Look, it’s one thing to have fun and get a little out of hand. It’s another to completely trash the guy’s house. That said, some of those charges are crazy. You better pony that up bro….
I live just outside of Dracut. The smell from that town is just gross.
Wow… If that really is his Facebok page, he is the biggest douche! He needs to be deported from Stoolie Nation.
“Books: I hate reading.” Obviously
So wait. 14+ kids (who knows how many were actually there) trash their rental house, and we should “chill out”? Fuck that. Tired of spoiled douchebag kids these days having NO CONSEQUENCES for their actions. They trashed the place, they should pay.
El Pres you are just as big a douchebag for defending it. The emailer said on no fewer than 4 times how they “went crazy and shit, yo’” and never denied that they trashed the place. So fuck ‘em. Hope they pay every cent.
P.S. – I got 23 grand right here that says that these wanna-be bones wear their 59/50 hats sideways.
p.s. Dear Grammar Police, I know how to spell Facebook.
He called the Shit “feces”!
100+ comments without pics of broad smashing. EP if you can get pics out of this kid you might get enough traffic to sell your first pretzels tshirt.
I mean the owner clearly is making up bullshit charges, those speakers he charged 1700 for really run a little under 400 a pop. But my guess is these straight out of high school pussies have no idea how to fight this, mainly because they’re first thought was to go to the Prez as if he was some kind of genie that could make their problems go away.
They’re probably trying to not tell their parents because then they’ll know they were drinking and they’ll be grounded for weeks!
uh oh, no sleepovers for a month!
11 guys in a cabin=fag fest.
It goes both ways. The owner shouldnt have rented it to 14 idiots out of high school and the d-bags shouldnt have trashed it. The owner now has to deal with some BS that he got himself into and now these guys have to pay up. Bad decisions all around but to suggest the owner knew what he was getting into and now is shit out of luck is dumb
Wow..If that really is the kid’s FB page. He looks like a total ass tard and he deserves to pay the fucking money. fucking entitled douchebag.
Smashing broads???
There were probably a few used condoms in that shit wrapped up in the blanket.
I rent a house with 10 dudes all the time and they have the decency to fuck up the outside of the house so security deposit comes back. these were a bunch of high school cunts but if they want a loophole, here goes. If the person who signed the lease is under 18, the contract is null and void. It is unlawful for a minor to enter into any contract.
I do agree the landlord is a douchebag and should have expected it but still no excuses for trashing a place because you think you have a right to.
Completely agree, Jay. I hated this kid already then I saw that he likes Lil Wayne and George Lopez. Seriously, who the fuck watches George Lopez?
hahah we got charged $1500 because we cut a tree down in the woods at our vacation house. $23K for ruining the place seems right. Although where does this landlord get off saying 4 days of his time $2,400.00. I’d pay 21.6K. You own the house buddy. Comes with the territory.
I rented a place in the outer banks NC a few summers ago. We had 10 people total and got the deposit back. Its really not that hard to not be a complete asshole when you are renting someones property.
I just realized that the fuckstick wrote “Smashing Broads”. I thought he wrote “Smashing boards” and I’ve been trying to figure out what the fuck he was taking about. It doesn’t make any difference, he’s still a fuckstick. I can just rest a bit easier knowing that they weren’t doing Karate Kid shit up there.
the “he should have known better” argument is so weak. they signed an agreement. i have rented houses a bunch of times with groups of friends and we still “smashed chicks” and “went crazy” without burning shit and breaking stuff all over the place…maybe the odd broken chair here or pissed mattress there…but you never “expect” to come home and see holes in all your doors, broken windows, burnt utenstils and basically anything that was hanging off of anything is now torn down. the landlord might be a dick.. but on paper, he is in the right. no question about it. maybe he’ll think twice about renting to dickheads again but maybe rentals are slow and times are tough and he had no one else renting that week…
1) Owners don’t know how many people will stay at the place. They deal with one guy (the renter).
2) No fucking rental house has $10,000 in carpeting.
3) Any owner that puts $1,700 of speakers in a rental house is a complete moran.
These high school pukes need to pay something though.
If you believe the landlord, he left The Cape while on vacation to deal with this shit (pun intended). If I had to deal with this while on vacation I’d charge them $5K. Let’s say the landlord worked 4 eight hour days to deal with this (and I’d guess it took him much more time), that’s $75/hour…Not really that absurd considering…
These dip-shits had no regard for someone else’s property. If there’s any justice they should have to pay double.
I love stories that start out with , ‘feces in the blanket in livingroom.’ Delivers everytime.
Boston George- Good call on the hats. Another 23k that the word Epic was used 63,000 times during the tryst.
There’s been mention of these morons going off to college in the fall.
Call me crazy but based on the evidence I have seen – the email to ep, that facebook picture, their idiotic & destructive actions – I don’t see college in their futures. It seems to me that they can all look at long, rewarding careers working the drive thru at mcd’s.
Side note: I’d like to thank the landlord for not elaborating on the pool table stains. Is that where the ‘broad smashing’ went down?
serves the guy right for owning a house at Waterville Valley. place is the worst.
I remember my first beer.
I don’t understand why the landlord should be faulted for renting the house to 11 kids…where is the common decency?
I was a prick when I was 18 but I would have never done this shit. 23k worth of damage? The landlord is trying to make a little cash renting his house off, the renters should respect something THAT ISN’T THEIRS and leave the house the way they rented it.
Douchebags.
Kapoopcheeks – He probably left another vacation property. HAHA and 75/hour. What is he re-engineering the structure of the house. He just had to GC the project. Probably could worked two 4 hour days. Not a bad couple days for $2400.
This kid and his ass pirate friends should just pay up. I am sure they are members of brobible. Listen fuck face, if you did that to something I own you would be lucky to only receive a bill. I wouldn’t be able to sleep until I made you pay.
Smash broads? Who says that but someone who has never gotten laid by chick under 200 pounds. They can raise money by letting people punch them in the face, I would pay money to do that.
Those of you saying these charges are outrageous must have never went to college. They charge like $1000 for a broken window, $500 for a carpet stain, and $100 for any time the cleaning staff has to bend over and pick up a piece of trash. And they get away with it because the people who do the maintenance and write the bill are school employees so they can charge whatever they want.
This is probably the same thing; guy fixed half this stuff himself, and then charged his own prices to have it done.
hahah interests: Girls….like 5 yr old chinese girls…hilarious
Stupid EP finally removed the asshats address from the letter
Smashing broads = smashing each other’s rods
The landlord said there were over 14 of them, this kid said him and 10 friends. Sounds like 11 to me, so someone’s lying.
Landlord needs to go back to elementary school and learn math, or at least use a calclulator.
Either the landlord is numb in the head for renting out a house for $350, or that was just the initial payment and the kids are numb in the head for thinking they were getting a house for only $350 and they were gonna have to pay more anyways (i’m hoping it’s option 2).
Those are some BS charges. $10k for carpet? I’ve never had to replace carpet but that sounds like a shitload.
He could press criminal charges for destruction of property or something like that but I’m guessing that’d be dismissed if the kid pays for the damage.
If $22582-$300=$23783 because of tax, where the hell is tax coming from? there’s no sales tax in new hampshire, and there wouldn’t be a tax on the cleaning service.
The owner’s time, travel, and the other prorated 4 days stuff is all crap. These kids should only be paying for the damages they actually caused.
The landlord charges for carpet cleaning and trash removal separately, then charges $1575 again for cleaning fees? doesn’t work. If I were the kid, I’d ask to see every single receipt. If the landlord doesn’t have a receipt, the kid doesn’t pay for it. that’ll hold up in court.
That sucks man…get a lawyer and say somebody must’ve broken in the day when you left, if he wasn’t there to give you the keys…plus you should’ve just waited a few more weeks, gone to plymouth instead of campton, partied on the cheap and been surrounded by smokeshows…i haven’t heard of anyone getting fined 23k for going nuts on that side of the bridge
Who shit in the blanket? Was that after you fucktards got done butt fucking each other? I hate punk kids like you that think they own everything. Have respect and you will make it in life. I’m sure you guys thought you were so cool trashing someone elses house and one or more of you said “Fuck this place bro, I’m not cleaning shit. We paid 300, so they can kiss my ass” when you were leaving the last day. And now you are complaining. LMAO…good luck.
Yeah, this cock spackle is bragging not complaining he wants everyone to think they gad some big Hangover type good time. We all know it was a gay sex extravaganza, hence the feces in the blankie. What a bunch of fucktards.
stop whining about it you little bitch and pay up! you fucked up someone else’s property and you expect nothing to happen to you? are you serious? hope you don’t expect mommy and daddy to pay for the shit either! fuckin moron kids.
That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.’s
That doesn’t seem outrageous at all. You entitled faggots destroyed the man’s house. You deserve to pay every fucking penny of that bill and then get your ass kicked by the homeowner for being so disrespectful.
EP – you’re just as much of a cunt for backing up this punk ass kid.
no such thing as tax in this case. Just a landlord putting as much charges as he can think of at a super high price. He will sue who ever signed the contract to rent the place. You more than likely will settle for 10k or so. Fkn retards on all ends.
275 thou…might want to hold on to that one.
apparently the readers of this website have never done anything stupid in their life. I am not condoning what they did, some of you are acting like they should be burnt at the stake. I was an idiot when I was 18 as I am sure most of the rest of us were. They should have to pay but jesus they’re in high school it is not a bunch of grown men – what do you expect?
i hope these kids read all these comments hahaha
ok anyone defending these assholes is out of their mind…just because a landlord should “expect” these idiots to trash his house doesn’t mean he has to eat the damages…350 security deposit was probably to cover maybe a broken window or a beer stain on the carpet…these fuckers COLLAPSED the fucking deck…how do you even do that?? I went down to mexico with 16 of my buddies after high school and we rented a SICK villa in Manzanillo…I went to a rich ass private school (definition of entitled) and we didn’t break shit and we got blacked out on rum and tequila every night and we had our own pool…these kids are just straight assholes…can’t defend em…even if the landlord is trying to squeeze them for every penny, good! Fucker shit in his living room…that’s fucked up…also why doesn’t the math add up? Maybe he added an unlisted little bitch tax of 4%…I dunno
Rick, we aren’t acting like they should be burnt at the stake. When I was 18 I understood what was wrong and right. These kids are obviously just assholes who thought that if they paid the 300 dollar deposit all was fine. Serves them right.
I can’t believe so many of you clowns are on the landlords side…How is it possible that so many of you have never had a scumbag landlord try to screw you out of money?
yeah scumbag landlord who probably has pictures and receipts for everything…the bros aren’t getting away with this
These kids are 10 times the scumbag the landlord is…how is that even debateable?
In these cases the landlord always inflates the prices because he knows he’s going to have to settle and doesn’t want the rampage these jack-asses went on to cost him one penny. Can you blame him?
4 days of the landlords time cost $2400? guy must be a big deal
Stoolies showing class today! Now lets get down to investigating Hilary Duff’s tits!
Nobody knows how much damage was actually done and how much of it is the landlord piling on to screw them out of more money. Anybody shitting on these kids and taking the landlords side is a blowjob. If the kids really destroyed the place then fine they should pay for the damage they caused, but I doubt they did even 5k worth of damage nevermind 23k.
This has happened to me before with two different landlords back in college and shortly after college. The damage bill was 2-3k for each time and that was on top of the landlords taking security deposits for around $1500. In both cases we were sent damage bills just like this one and at least 75% of the damages were complete bullshit/lies. A couple examples…the first time we were charged $400 to clean an oven that was in the exact condition as when we moved in. The second landlord charged us $450 for a “custom made” 15′ by 15′ tarp that had a 1 inch hole in it. (It was seriously a tarp that you could go buy at the store for 20 bucks.
Tons of landlords purposely do this shit all the time to young kids because the kids aren’t going to go through the trouble to fight for their security deposit and a lot of times the kids parents will just pay the bill. Both times it happened to me I wrote a letter in response disputing the charges and never heard back from the landlord…he was probably just happy to take the 1-2k security deposit he didnt even deserve and we didnt feel like taking him to court over $400-500 each.
This kid should request receipts for all the repairs especially this 10k carpet which is clearly bullshit…nobody puts a 10k carpet in a fucking rental property. And the kid who commented on the additional carpet cleaning charge nice one haha. Most likely the landlord is a piece of shit and hes trying to rape these kids because he knows with all the parents he might get lucky and make a shitload of money. If I were these kids I’d go buy a fuckload of termites and give them a new home up in New Hampshire
@wetbreak – your right on.
you guys are acting like parties you were at never got out of control. i have a hard time believing 10 people could do all this. the 10 guys probably had an all-out-rager with everyone they knew, and shit got a little too nuts.
i grew up in middle-to-upper class town, and i can think of at least 10 parties during high school that fell just short of this. starts out with 20 to 30 people acting reasonably, just trying to get laid, and turns into people you don’t even know are there. shit gets torn down by the friends of friends, knocked off of walls, jewelry stolen from the parents room, all that.
Now- the whole shit/feces in the blanket and fireworks fired off in the bedroom….that is pretty Fucked Up!
It’s all just lawsuit-speak. Like suing for $50 mil for something minor. The lawyers will hash it out, they will take their cut, and someone will get a judgement (which doesn’t mean shit-people don’t pay, stretch it forever, or try to disappear). If the place was fucked up, it will get added up-some of that will be in, some out. The judgement will be between $0 and $23,783 much closer to the $0 number, unless it is ignored, then the judgement will be high. I’ve dealt with renting houses for bashes and if someone did some damage, they pay, simple.
Bottom line, this is the landlord’s business, his livelihood. He has to be thorough and list everything that qualified as a violation of the rental agreement and the associated cost to him. The inside of his house was basically destroyed. You do not expect that to happen, and if you do then that is why you have an agreement signed to cover yourself against douchebags. Maybe the costs seem high but this is the opening of a negotiation and you don’t come in low. No matter what type of person this landlord actually is it doesn’t change the fact that these fuckos DESTROYED his property and not in the “boys will be boys” kind of way. They defiled, burnt and broke pretty much everything in the place (if that list is the truth) in the “degenerate, shithead motherfuckers will be degenerate, shithead motherfuckers” kind of way. there is no defense to what they did to this guy’s property. zero. and if i was part of a group that did something like that i would be shitting my pants right now (maybe pun intended, i don’t know), not bragging about it and looking for support from barstool. i bet there are some youtubes already of these cocktards doing the damage too.
Freckles caught if first, but, despite the landlord’s reprehensible accounting skills, you guys got fucked. I’m sure you are under 21 too so just fork over the 1500 and call it a day.
Hope you smashed enough broads to make it worthwhile though.
Why in the world was the letter written by a cop? Not a lawyer, not the landlord.
On the other hand, Jakki Degg’s tits are fabulous.
Rick- We’ve all fucked up. But most people don’t complain on the web and look for sympathy when they get called out for their bullshit.
@ UpNorth: Dude, learn what CC means. The cop just got a copy of the letter.
Fuck these homos. As a landloand myself, not only is it expensive as hell to fix this shit, it’s even more aggravating. I would have jacked it up even more. And I would have gone to the police first to round up all these assholes. Happened to me and my friends when we were younger. It was a similar situation and everyone was brought into the police for questioning. They leveraged the threat of being arrested to get us to agree to pay.
Everyone here who’s saying the charges are way overblown BS must not own a house or ever dealt with an insurance claim. Shit’s expensive. It might be a little overblown but if it’s a big house (hey, slept 11-14 of those bastards) 10k for carpet might be legit. If there is that much damage (like the deck WTF?) then the owner was basically acting as the general contractor coordinating the cleanup and repair- $75 hour is less than he would have paid someone else. Face it kids, you fucked up now you have to own up. You fucked up doubly bad by bragging about it on a public forum. Now the owner has everything he’ll need in court. Shitheads.
This is by far the worst post ever posted by EP…
Rick – I was 18 once too but wasn’t a complete degenerate with no regard for people’s property or livelihood.
can’t he sue for destruction of property or some shit like that.
how much dude jizz was all over the place from crushing each others assholes? that shit alone is like 10k for the haz mat crew.
This was 100% sent in for this little fucker to brag about all the gay ass shit they did, not to get any help or advice. Fuck these pussies hope they burn
you’re probably fucked. Offer to go back to the house and do everything yourself if this is just an estimate cost and he hasn’t cleaned it up himself, and cut the price down to a couple hundred each instead of 1.7k. Also ask him where the 10k estimate on the carpet came from.
If he has cleaned it, at least send him back a revised list knocking off some of the charges and say you’re willing to pay that. Looks like he charges you several times for things cleaning should cover, then sticks a 1.6k charge at the end for cleaning. Not to mention owners time prorated charge fire extinguishers being used (if there’s a fire hazard, the extinguishers are there for you to use, not decoration. He can’t charge you for that) and the mystery 1k at the end after the deposit. Clearly open to negotiation, good luck, don’t go to court you’re gonna get fucked.
the guy obviously over estimated all of this stuff on purpose because he knew that the number was so big that he would be forced to negociate them. He’s trying to scare the fuck out of these kids so he can get as much as possible. There is no way they will need to pay for all of this shit in the end (although the inconsiderate pricks probably should). He’s Hi-Balling them, it’s simple bussiness.
P.S. kid’s facebook screams massive pussy and there is no way he “smashed any broads” you gotta be kidding me. I’d like to see the girls that hang around kids who shit all over the house… but then again it is Dracut.
anyone defending these kids is borderline retarded. We were all 18 once but fk if i didnt know the difference between having fun and destroying a house. Kindof like taking up for a gangbanger that killed someone cause he was only 18 and was to young to realize whats right or wrong.
» ryrob said: { Jul 28, 2010 – 01:07:40 }
@ UpNorth: Dude, learn what CC means. The cop just got a copy of the letter.
My bad, me stoopid.
I am spot on concerning Jakki’s tits, though.
The landlord is a fucking idiot based on this little fact:
“the required security deposit of $350 was not paid, but rather $300″
So the landlord gave these fucksticks the keys to the place even though they were $50 short on the security deposit?
No doubt this landlord is a complete jackass for letting 14 lax bros rent his house for a week, what the fuck did he think they wanted the house for? I mean, you could have a wine and cheese party at your own damn house. I’m not convinced he doesn’t have an insurance policy or at least a side bet going to cover the damage, nobody’s that stupid. The bottom line is that these douchebags thought that they were getting away with a $23k vacation on the cheap, unfortunately for these guys they weren’t privy to the fact that this guy had every last kitchen spoon and thermometer in the house inventoried. Sorry dude you’d better pay because if the guys who read this blog don’t have your back, nobody does, well maybe Jack Tatum.
I know these guys, went to school with them. None of them played LAX, actually none of them played any sports. Kind of nerdy but nice guys.
There is no way in hell, they had any chicks there. I promise you that
Aside from the fact that the deuchebaggery here is off the charts, who does this landlord think he is? A $10,000 dollar carpet? What is that, a shag rug made from strands of platinum? And billing them for your vacation? That’s called having a job, sorry about that. If all of those things had to be fixed before the place could be rented again, there was no hurry for you to return from vacation early with weeks of repair to do, so you can settle down with that shit.
The doodoo and feces on the blankets definately came from packin each others fudge.
EP wtf are YOU smoking. Scumbags signed on the dotted line. What does renting it to 14 dudes matter. 7 couples, 14 chics, 1 big family. Whoever you rent it to is gonna be held to the same standard. These guys just sound like fucking retards. You trashed the place assholes. Now you pay for it.
We did 15 guys in their mid 20s in a $4.5 million house in the village in Vail, CO back in February. Guess what….nothing was trashed, people had fun and we turned the place back over as we found it. Its not that hard.
The house was in Campton, NH. There is nothing up there, except a little skiing at Waterville in the Winter. So many better places to rent a house.
first, his landlord is an idiot. renting to 14 fucking high schoolers. giving them keys without the proper deposit. taking a month to inform them of the damage. having a $10000 carpet and a $15 fucking pool lock. clearly he has a really strong sense of doing business.
second, where the fuck are these kids parents? who lets high schoolers go to a mountain house for a weekend of drinking smoking and fucking?
ps. kid that sent in the letter, if ur under 18 the rental lease is null and void because you can not legally enter into a contract with a minor, that is why there is the need to have a parent or guardian sign to have a contract be valid.
“My advice to you is to start drinking Heavily”… no one here should pass judgement until we see pictures of the party and the so called bitches they smashed… cause if there were chicks you know they were taking pictures. secondly ive had landlords try and fuck me out of money from houses ive rented in college wanted to charge me $400 to fix a hole in dry wall that took me 10 mins and $10 worth of supplys from home depot… so once there is realistic proof then we should condemn or applaude an epic party… PS…Im sure all you grey hairs out there HAVE NEVER PARTIED IN YOUR LIFE or you have forgotten because your dimentia has set in… dont be hypocrits until there is more then the info provided bc im pretty sure 99% of the people on this website love your used to love getting barbaric with a bunch of friends!!!!!
http://www.newenglandmoves.com/real-estate/property/campton-nh-03223/single-family-home/mls-4004006/1035598
Definitely the house. The decks make sense, and its the only Campton rental with a pool table. Surprised nobody tried to find the house.
A couple of people had it right. The kids are huge douches for trashing the place, and the landlord is just a standard douche for charging out the ass. Plus, he probably tried to upgrade a few things. Kids are a 10 on the douche scale. Landlord is a 5. In the end, this will settle for 1/3 of charges, and everybody will learn a valuable lesson.
Let me guess, you were playing beer pong with your Corona viser cocked to the side? Fuckin losers.