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El prez

This is some shit straight out of a movie and as a stoolie myself along as my 10 friends were asking for your help and all other stoolies around. Well here it goes…Me and 10 of my best friends straight out of high school graduation rented a mountain house. Couple hundred each. A nice place to get fucked up, smash broads and go crazy. Well this all happened this week along with some wild ass shit. But we paid a deposit and didn’t get it back . Didn’t expect it. We went crazy. It was worth it. Never heard from the guy again. Well the other day my friend gets an email and we owe this fucking guy 23000 dollars. Yeah i didn’t type it wrong I said 23000 dollars. Some of this shit we got charged for its amazing. Honestly some of it will make u fall out of ur chair .. please get back we really need some help here

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I’ve seen a lot of outrageous charges before in my life for Newport houses, cape houses, summer houses etc, but this is just about the wackiest.   The bottomline is this.   If you rent a house to 14 dudes for a week the only way they should owe 23K is if they burn the house down and even then they shouldn’t owe that much.   Like what did this landlord expect to happen here?   I mean we’re talking about 14 dudes.    If you have a nice house with fancy carpets and pool tables don’t rent it to 14 idiots.    But if you do, don’t take their money, play dumb  and then acted shocked and outraged when it comes back smelling like beer and shit.   That just comes with the territory.      Everybody knew the score going in.   That’s why you only rent dumps to large groups of guys.    Wait a minute!     Did he say the furniture was rearraged?   Shit!    All bets are off!   Forget everything I just said.    These fuckers really are animals!