Reader Email: How Much Money Would It Take For You To Manhandle A Huge Dump?

 

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This kid from my school picked this huge piece of shit up for $100 it was hilarious

Nick

Just Bryant being Bryant.  Anyway back to the question at hand.   How much would it cost for you to pick a huge dump out of a toilet.   I’d probably do it for $1,000 bucks.   That’s alot of fucking shirts.     But I’m not sure I’d let people tape it.    That would be extra.  You just don’t want to be known on campus as the dude who manhandles shits.   

PS – It looked like the Sox just won the World Series after this kid pulled that log out of the toilet.   Bitches dyking out and shit.

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» Beantownluv said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:41 }

A lot depends on if it is your own log but no way on film. A grand sounds about right. Not doing it for $100.

» MachoMans Fanny Pack said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:19 }

I think a grand (in hats) is fair.

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:23 }

How about a “don’t worry be manny” tshirt

» shadylady said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:06 }

i’d do it for a dollar

log dollar on campus was one of my favorite extra curriculars in college

» pick master said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:42 }

His parents must be proud.
Leave the shit in the toilet and go drink a beer.
Retarded.

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:50 }

Nothing that crazy ever happened at Sylvania Tech…

» tjluke001 said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:56 }

Reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park.

» Pokey Reese said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:05 }

Penis potato, followed by male Ice girl followed by a shit handler

the stool is covering it all today

» DrugsDelaney said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:25 }

doody

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:06 }

That turd looks like Bobby Brown

» high ankle sprain said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:01 }

FAKE!!!!

i got nuthin’.

» bosox_nc said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:10 }

…And that, my friends, is how the swine flu started….By this douchebag fishing out an aborted Mexican from the toilet…

» WadeBoggsTaint said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:30 }

Pokey Reese said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 03:04:05 }
Penis potato, followed by male Ice girl followed by a shit handler

the stool is covering it all today

Don’t forget a decent teacher sex scandal, a pretty good looking GTA and a good wake up.

All that the day need to be complete is a Guess That Rack. Come on , EP expand your horizons….

» windycitywoodrow said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:29 }

It’s not a keeper, throw it back.

» Pokey Reese said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:08 }

I agree. I enjoyed Guess That Rack.

Bring it back

» slapntickle said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:31 }

Here is a nice piece of shit

» JohnnyHopkins said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:17 }

holy shit what bait did u need to catch that trout, that things fuckin huge.

» brewcitybeavertraps said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 03:04:00 }

i went to a basketball camp and some kid did it for $3.68 and it was dierreia. kids ran out of the bathroom puking after. the same kid also licked someones foot calice for 5 bucks. it was gross…i wouldnt do either for at least $1000

» Rich Gedman said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:23 }

Wow, that was something…

He really got into it… after it was over i though he was gonna scream:

“ANYTHINGS POSSSSSSSSSSIBLLLLLLLE!”

» Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:47 }

haha slapntickle… HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!

» The Revolting Blob said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:52 }

That’s not a dodoo it’s a chocolate covered PayDay.

» THEjustintuckrule said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:05 }

I don’t know how many commenters here are current college students, but 100$ is a shit load of money for a college kid. Obviously, if you have a full time job and are making a decent salary, this would not be worth it. That said, if I were given 100$ for doing this, I’d be dropping more coin on weed then Michael J. Fox at a toll booth.

» keystonelight said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:16 }

that’s what college is all about

» yoursistersass said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:01 }

All thats missing is a “you got Rondo’d” commercial with JoJo White high fiving the Jiffy handed hero….

» Dr. Van Nostrand said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:37 }

The Revolting Blob said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 04:04:52 }
That’s not a dodoo it’s a chocolate covered PayDay.

Is the payday the one with the peanuts? or the cookie? either way, you stole my twix

» windycitywoodrow said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:46 }

I’d like to see this turd on Letterman’s “Will it Float”.

» Chimichangas said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:48 }

I dont think it was necessary for the guy to hold it over the trash and squeeze the pooh-juice out of it like he was making a chocolate snowball… I almost threw up all over my desk…

its gonna be the next “2 girls 1 cup” fad…

» fukthenewsite said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:51 }

just commenting here so i can get into the thread above. since this login process is still retarded.

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 04:04:51 }

if you use the logic of getting paid a grand for handling shit, well I think el Prez owes us all a few bucks for the gay american Idol guy he has been felating for a few months now… Now THATS handling shit

» pjb123 said: { Apr 30, 2009 - 06:04:42 }

SO FAKE Its clay clown cant even mush through it with his scrawny arms

» vedder is god said: { May 1, 2009 - 10:05:40 }

I remember my first beer.

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