Reader Email – How Unfair is It That Gronk Hogged All The Jewish Pussy At the Matzo Ball Last Night?
Reader Email
Pres,
So Gronk decides to show up to Matzo Ball with his brothers, Stevan Ridley, and Ryan Mallett. First off, isn’t this kind of unfair? Like, this is supposed to be the one night of the year where Jews have free reign on further inbreeding, and the Gronks show up to steal all the Rebekkahs and Rifkahs? What gives? Shouldn’t they be worried about the playoffs or something?
In case you don’t know what the Matzo Ball is it’s when all the Jews get together every Christmas Eve for a gigantic Jewish singles party. Well last night it was at Royale and wouldn’t you know who comes strolling through the door. Yup, Robert Gronkstein. Hilarious. The dude is relentless. How mad do you think all the Jewsish dudes were?. Like this is your one night when you don’t have to compete with any alpha males and then boom Gronkstein shows up and defiles your jewish princess right after you asked for her number and were getting ready to show her to your nana.
UPDATE – Somebody emailed and said the best part is that Gronkstein and company were all dressed in Stevan Ridley’s onesies. Perfect.
All of the lil Jew boys went to hide behind their bubbies
Portnose, how was your Jew-Christmas?
The thought of this actually has me laughing at work on Christmas. This dudes quest to fuck everything with two legs and a snatch needs to be documented
I wonder what the mass volume of noses was in that place last night. 2 ton?
The kike who wrote this email should be tossed in an oven. Merry Christmas!!
What time did gronk drop renee off this morning?
Imagine if some cute little JAP that goes to Brandeis and has a Surgeon for a Dad, brings “Gronk” home to meet Daddy!! That would be awesome! Only problem is I dont think are too many cute JAP’s.
@juicy_j: Are you a cop or something?
i wouldl ove nothign more than to ruin this disgraceful party
@juicy_j works the drive through window at Wendy’s, what a success story.
mccish13, you mad bro?? aren’t good we supposed to be in a loving spirit on christmas? I guess getting presents doesn’t sooth the anger from knowing you’ll always have an unimpressive tiny dick.
JAP’s are top quality lays for us goi guys — Especially while in school– they need to sow their jew wild oats before they settle down with a nice jewish short disked, balding but wealthy jew boy that they’ll nag to death. Big noses aside, a lot of them are rocking great bodies and love it up the jew butt hole.The more you despoil them the better they like it. Then back to the Holy Land AKA LI Sound to mom and dad — the accountant, surgeon, dentist in the million dollar home he isn’t allowed to have buddies over in.
I thought the Nazis, Russians and gentile Poles killed all the jew poles but go figure — survival of the fittest with that nice Jewish boy Gronk….
Ski= catholic Pole
Sky= Polish Jew or Russian.
If you’re going to be a bigot please get it right you fucking joke.
Foreskin for days….
Ridley got bored with kwanza, get it cause ges black and African like.
I was there and heard from a bathroom stall with the door closed some young JAP say, “Usually I put my fingers on it…your’s I have to use my whole hand!”