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So Gronk decides to show up to Matzo Ball with his brothers, Stevan Ridley, and Ryan Mallett. First off, isn’t this kind of unfair? Like, this is supposed to be the one night of the year where Jews have free reign on further inbreeding, and the Gronks show up to steal all the Rebekkahs and Rifkahs? What gives? Shouldn’t they be worried about the playoffs or something?

 

In case you don’t know what the Matzo Ball is it’s when all the Jews get together every Christmas Eve for a gigantic Jewish singles party.   Well last night it was at Royale and wouldn’t you know who comes strolling through the door.  Yup, Robert Gronkstein. Hilarious.  The dude is relentless. How mad do you think all the Jewsish dudes were?.  Like this is your one night when you don’t have to compete with any alpha males and then boom Gronkstein shows up and defiles your jewish princess right after you asked for her number and were getting ready to show her to your nana.

UPDATE – Somebody emailed and said the best part is that Gronkstein and company were all dressed in Stevan Ridley’s onesies.  Perfect.