Reader Email – How Whipped Is This Guy?
El Pres,
After recently moving in with my boyfriend we began sharing a computer which lead me to find these glorious pictures of his old beer pong table from college. Him and his buddies made it to look like an identical replica of Fenway. Now at first, it was unsettling to think the guy I had just moved in with had spent his college years trying to create a Fenway beer pong table instead of trying to get laid but after more thought and couple of beers, I was ready to add this to the apartment as a normal piece of furniture. Because let’s be honest, what Dad wouldn’t be proud to visit her daughter in her new apartment with her new boyfriend to see that she has a Fenway beer pong table instead of a classy dining room table.
The happy couple,
Leana and Andrew
Whipissh, whipisshh, whipsiiishh. In case you couldn’t tell that was me making whipping sounds via my keyboard. Seriously how old is this couple? They can’t be older than 23 or 24 right? That’s pretty fucking young to me moving in with your girlfriend. But never mind that, how does Andrew let her write an email to the Stool and sign it. “The Happy Couple…..Leana and Andrew” I mean sirens and shit started going off at Stool HQ’s when we got this and that whipissh sound started blasting in the hallways and we don’t even have a speaker system. Seriously they had to know this was going to get made fun of right? Sure Leanna is better looking than Andy, but that’s not the point. If you let her get control this early you’re fucking doomed. That’s why I made the First Lady beg for years to live with me. Now as far as the Red Sox Beirut table goes, it’s okay but the bigger question is on a scale of 1-10 how whipped is poor Andrew.
Vote 1 for he’s making the right move because he’s already maxed out and 10 for Doug Christie doesn’t have anything on this mofo.
(1,882 votes, average: 3.54 out of 10)
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she’s cool with the beirut table.
she’s got an awesome body.
well done andrew, well done.
He better be making fenway replicas… look at him and then look at those tits.
he’s probably got a retard cock to go with that face. at least she has some nice chest meat.
BOOBS ps: fuck ny stool
He’s a motorboating son of a bitch…
why you baggin on this guy? That broad has a cute face, huge rack and let him keep the table!
I’d vote 1 even if she made him burn the table down. No way he pulls in something better than that.
oh yeah and throw those pups in a bikini and you have your $100 winner for the week.
Holy Rack, Batman
The table is gay
Baby girl has got a set of cans though
Holy cleavage Batman!
Jimmy, great minds think alike.
Less writing, more tits.
Kid is wicked smaaaht. Look at those glorious titties and tell me you wouldn’t motorboat the shit out of ‘em!
Hold on to her Andrew, hold on for dear life!!!!
Because the alternative is me blasting the fuck outta her pussy with my dick, which happens to be 3 or 4 times larger than yours, in length and girth. Visualize that with me for a second Andrew… just picture that. You’ve got a boner don’t you? You sick fuck, you love it. You wanna see Leana take every last bit her sweet pussy can hold, don’t you? That’s disturbing Andrew, you should seek help. Kids today are sick, just sick human beings.
So when is show going to send in smokeshow pictures?
great tits, but if she’s emailing ElPres…not a good sign
this doesnt even make sense. How is this being whipped? Because she wants the table in the apartment?? you could have gone in a better direction with this. you suck at blogging dave.
UGE cans though
she knew what she was doing, submitting that photo.
Wonder what Andrew got on his Wonderlic test?
I still don’t get why people go so nuts over these tables. The game is throwing ping pong balls in cups to get drunk. A piece of ply wood on top of a desk was good enough for most people in college, anything more doesn’t make the game any more exciting. On the other hand, holy titsssssss…i’d like to see the whole body
Pres.
Thanks for that Bar video total redemption from your private colonoscopy vid.
How the fuck did he pull that? Atta boy, he’s definitely making the right move locking it down.
I call bullshit on this entire email/pictures. But most stoolies have an IQ of 35 so no doubt you would all believe this to be true.
Words cannot describe that Bar video.
Anybody who signs their shit “the happy couple” is trying a little too hard to convince themselves. That being said, nice chesticles.
Sarcasm??
where is his pocket protector?
What if a pen leaks?
Yeah Leana, The happy couple is in your bra. Fuck the table, did you really think you could post that picture and not have everyone asking to see your tits?
this is a 3 versus 14 matchup. He should clean her shoes with his tongue
1) There are no seats in the replica. Last time I checked Fenway had seats.
2) She sent this in just to show off her tits and get compliments on them
3) She thinks she is the greatest girlfriend ever because he got to do this
4) Beer Pong is for the Gheys. Beer Dye (Die) is where it is at.
Enrico Palazzo said: { Jul 2, 2009 – 02:07:54 }
It’s Hebrew. Not Wingdings.
WOW-low cut top really showing her tits. I wonder if she realizes the attention she gets from flashing her rack. Nah
I’m whipped and I don’t even know her.
Smokeshow, get some photos quick
Whipped, perhaps but not because she decided to send in photos and an email by herself.
Also, has an email to the stool ever resulted in such nice/favorable comments about the sender? This is pretty impressive.
EP,
Could you please send me Leana’s e-mail address?
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