Reader Email – How White And Retarded Looking Can Duke Get?
Reader Email
Sup Guys,
I know that every year Duke is able to field a bunch of no name white guys who look like they just came off a farm from the 1940′s…But, what the hell is this?
P.S., great diving routine EP
Thanks, Jason
Ordinarily I don’t condone using the word retarded because retarded people take extreme offense to it and I’m not in the business of hurting people’s feelings. But in this case there is no other word that would do this blog justice. Seriously where does Duke get these fucking guys from? Somewhere Ala Alanabi, Sheldon Williams, and Bobby Hurley are cracking a bottle of champagne because they just got overtaken for the title as the grossest looking Duke players of all time.
PS – I googled the shit out of Ala Alanabi and couldn’t find any evidence of his existence. So either I’m butchering his name or he’s a figment of my imagination.
first
alaa abdelnaby
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaa_Abdelnaby
Abdul Abdulnabi
or… Alaa Abdelnaby
HATERS!
Yeah, you butchered his name badly, but others beat me to correcting you. Damn!
Dude looks like Hickory Huskers reject.
really rangers? first? people still do that?
Duke, this is why you suck.
this kid dates bill cowher’s daughter. imagine what she must look like?
Bandit did you see the Tosh.0 first video?
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=359191&title=tosh.0-first-video
Ababbabooey.
Coach K brought this kid in so he wouldn’t be the ugliest member of the Blue Devils Basketball team.
Yeah the reason you couldnt find him is because the internet doesnt understand your shitty spelling and grammar. You gotta at least get it close, and you were a light year away from anything resembling the right spelling.
he looks like he belongs in the hills have eyes…
RRRRUUUUUBBBBYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Wow. El Prez really butchered the spelling. Houdathunkit?
Paddyox I was just coming here to say that. Spot on.
I was not aware Jon Wallach went to Duke
texas rangers, you’re a fucking loser
I’m surprised he wasn’t on that Duke whore’s power point.
Big Celtics fan can’t even remember the name of a guy who played in Boston for two years.
Hey you guyyyyyys!
Kellen Moore plays for Duke now?
Is there a big head small mouth theme this week ?
does it get any worse than duke?
Abdelnaby was a first round pick! Duke has snookered dozens of NBA GMs.
lots of people were good enough to correct you on Alaa but was I the only one thinking this creature was an extra for The Hills Have Eyes?
he sounds like Lou Holtz when he talks
wait wait el prez is not in the business of hurting peoples feelings????? since when?????
We can mock this kid all we want, he’ll gladly take it as he’s hoisting the national championship trophy over his head at the end of the season (and i’m not even a Duke fan, but i know they are LOADED).
wow…this kid definitely has a family member referred to as “Uncle Dad”.
He’s got to be the son, nephew and cousin of the guy that played the banjo with Jon Voight in Deliverence
scratch that….it was Ronny Cox in Deliverance…
I’mmmm…. my own Grandpa.
Duke Rules!
http://www.dukecard.com/gallery/GalleryAuto.html
This blog made me spit out my coffee AND I WAS DRINKING PISS!
looks like the offspring of bobby hurley and a chipmunk.
wait…i have seen this guy before, except he was 9 feet tall and blue, he had a great career until michael jordan and the toonsquad knocked them off in the game of the century.
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has anyone mentioned its alaa abdelnaby??? i think i still have his celts jersey… or maybe its david wesley… or chauncey billups… or maybe ryan gomes… hang on.. nope it was chris mihm… oh wait, now i know for sure.. Popeye Jones.. speaking of ugly muthafuckas…