Doc going ham Gronk style in the crowd
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Reader Email
Hey Stoole,
I was at the SF Beer and Oyster Festival this past Saturday and saw this dude who passed out next to us, shit himself, got up and walked off then passed out again. Once again enjoy always good for a laugh and the guy was 50 or so to!
Enjoy,
Randy
Ah, the old pass out, shit yourself, wake up, walk it off and pass out again routine. I hate when that happens. Nothing worse than shitting yourself. Just totally sucks.
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And he stole my water bottle.
that’s a metaphor for the Bruins/Carolina series right there
Did he call the shit poop?
He stole my shorts
Ummm….The San Fransisco Beer and Oyster Festival? And this guys got shit all over his ass? I think Randy might have violated this guy’s balloon knot after he passed out. That would explain the shit and the fact that he is curled up in the fetile position.
Randy must be one of those gays…the SF Beer and Oyster festival was formerly known as the NAMBLA and Felcher Convention at the Bay
Looks like the SF Beer and Oyster festival drew quite a crowd this year. Next year they might have to buy TWO
…cases of beer
That’s a go-home stain right there.
Dane Cook should stay away from oysters.
Beer makes you drunk. Oysters make you horny. Bad Oysters and too much beer make you pass out and shit yourself!
This guy a marathon runner too?
Another victim of Kobe.
Wait, did he drop the same water bottle behind him in almost the exact same position? I’m more impressed by that than anything else.
As George Brett would say, “That’s the most perfect double tappered shit of his life.”
shart
I guess if you have a loose ass shit falls out.
photoshopped!
This was not at the S.F. Beer and Oyster Festival but at Bay to Breakers. Our group was sitting near this guy too. Dude was passed out one minute then a little later shit himself. Was so gone he didn’t even realize it when he got up.
Man, this brings back memories……….
Shell fish isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. . .
Looks like the typical BC Saturday parties.
Looks like Steve Montador in game 7 against the Hurricanes….
God damn it! Who got these pictures of my dad?
This whole email is retarded everybody knows those are this summers hottest short. The whole distressed look is sooooo last year. The I shit my pants look is just taking off but it’s going to be huge this summer!
“It’s actually the shorts, I was on my way back to returning them.”
Everyone my age shits themselves, it’s the coolest!
He definitely went to BC.
You aren’t cool unless you shit yourself at Bay to Breakers
I vote when u shit Yourself it is official called a “George Brett”!
Shortly after waking up, the aphrodesiac kicked in and he fucked the hottie in the teal tank top with the scunci…
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