You have a conflict of interest tomorrow watching the game because word is that Ghana loves the stool. My brother just returned from Nkwanta, Ghana and apparently everyone over there is a huge fan of the site. The town he was in may have only had one computer, but it’s homepage is barstool. I wouldn’t be quick to bet against Ghana either- there is no way we stand a chance against them with this guy and the tens of crazy Ghanaian stoolies watching the game on the radio. Also who cares if the US loses because you definitely have a market over there to launch ghana.barstoolsports.com.
Wait a minute! I think that first kid is on the fucking Ghana team! I’m not even kidding. He’s like a defender or striker or some shit like that. One of the guys that just kicks the ball backwards before it goes forwards. Either way this totally changes everything. Now I don’t know who to root for . Yeah the Stool is big in Boston, but I have a whole 3rd world country behind me here. I don’t want to be a jerk but I think I got to go with the Red, Maize and Green. Now if somebody would just give them a well balanced meal before the game so they’re not playing on an empty stomach we just may have a chance. Seriously somebody do me a favor and cue the music!
PS – I don’t see Sully’s shipping to Nkwanta.