Reader Email – I Think I Got Somebody For the Can Contest


Reader Email
Hey El Presidente,
love the stool..
Never thought I’d say I had a bad experience at a topless beach while vacationing in Barcelona but late in the day this thing appeared and pretty much sealed the deal. About half the beach was taking pictures and the other half was throwing up…..we decided to document.
She was bending over and rubbing her tits in the water…even the europeans looked away.
Just had to share,
Phil and Dave
Ah, the topless beach giveth and the topless beach taketh away…..

was it on the beach or did this thing just emerge from the water?
Words cannot express how bad I feel for that bathing suit. Also, the document name for the photo is “water buffalo 2″, Classic!
More importantly, where are the pictures of the girl in white topless?
Please repost without your head over her breasts. I NEED this.
» kale said: { Jun 24, 2010 – 03:06:37 }
More importantly, where are the pictures of the girl in white topless?
i was wondering the same thing, unless Phil and Dave are butt pirates
Bravo to Phil and Dave for taking a minute out of their game of HIde The Pickle to take the photo of this beast!
Why is the girl in white not topless you fucking pogue!
I thought The Great White Whale was fictitious? Herman Melville would have a heart attack if he saw this.
Come on Phil and Dave, how about some pics of the hottey in white? Stories?
Phil and Dave at a topless beach together?
This is what happens when you go to a beach that is 97% rocks.
Tough day for Phil, gets an eyefull of this and a scorching sunburn. At least he had some screwtop wine to dull the pine.
Is that you Phil McCracken?
Once again fat people. Stay home.
That’s……..that’s……just fucked up my day.
Phil and Dave – you sure you guys werent at an outdoor “Wrasslin” ring that was on the beach?
Andre the Giant has nothing on this Mack Truck.
Mom???
I thought I told you to stop embarassing me in public!
EP did Phil or Dave send this? They are going to see these comments and the non-sender is either a) going to beat the shit out of the sender for signing both names insinuating they’re gay or b) hate fuck him for revealing to their friends and families that they are gay.
This pigs dildo didn’t even fuck her. In the immortal words of LobstersClaw: she should die (and that right quick)
LobsterClaw has this girl ranked as an 8.8
muy caliente.
Nice GUNT too!!
what has been seen cannot be unseen
shes hotter than the ffchamps girl u allow to pretend she is hot on here. come on pres you sellout.
I’m assuming that in the near future she’ll be giving us our fantasy updates at FFC?
where can we find the uncensored pics!?
Why are yall nailing the FF Champs chic so hard??? Seriously, she wasn’t all that bad looking at all. In fact, I would bet she would kill a bikini. The real problem is that she was pouring that water bottle on herself all sensually and it was caught between trying to be real hot and a joke….you cats have raged about that young damsel all day with absolutely no grounds…point out the real issue rather than hammering on the young lady. It was just bad directing…Jessica Alba did a shitty movie, doesn’t mean she is not still the same person…grow up
The “Girl” in white looks like a fucking tranny.
the problem isnt the girl the problem is pres being a total sellout… he claims all these super high standards for hotness and nitpicks every chick and then posts that horse face on his site acting like shes a regular jessica biel when shes fucking brutal and she offers 0 legit football info just states the obvious. i just thought the stool was better than that.
I love how she’s wearing a one piece, which is reserved for those who are typically uncomfortable with their bodies, yet she’s busting out the tats . Hey lagoon creature MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
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