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Pres,

I’m a female stoolie and I need some sexual advice. So I recently started hooking up with one of my close guy friends and when I say hook up I mean fuck like dogs at least 4-5 times a night. It’s pretty bomb sex too so I dig it even though we’ve always been strictly friends. One problem is sometimes he finishes within like 5 seconds. No joke. He’s pulling out and I’m trying to pull in and it’s just a hot mess. He’s like “Shit this has never happened before what’s my problem?” and I’m like “Hmmm maybe your penis just likes me?” and I think it’s kinda funny. He’ll even cum every time we fuck even if it’s like 5 times a night. But what does this mean? Like is this a good thing or a bad thing for me? Am I just that awesome at sex and foreplay blowies? Not trying to be cocky but serious question. Or is he trying to end this friend-fuck game we’ve got going on with some fast cumming clues? OR does he just have super cumming powers? legit

Advice would be greatly appreciated. I’m just trying to enjoy a good friend fuck for at least 5 minutes.

Girls got needs ya know.
Thanks!

Ah the old pull out before it’s too late trick. Been there, done that. Anyway I’ve never heard any dude get so much credit for being horrible at sex. Like if you think cumming in 5 seconds is “fucking like dogs” then me and you should totally hook up because I’d fulfill your wildest fantasies for 6 seconds.  And I hate to break it to you but him busting his nut so fast has nothing to do with how good looking you are or how good you are in bed. Guys like me him who cum that fast, cum that fast with everybody. It’s just what we do. We are programmed by god to spread our seed as fast as we can and move on. Doesn’t matter if you’re hot or ugly. We’re gonna bust a nut almost instantly upon penetration.  Now frankly I’ve always been under the impression girls prefer you not do that. At least that’s the vibe I get whenever I have to apologize for lasting 3 seconds and pretending it was an aberration.  So my advice would be just to accept that your guy sucks at sex and maybe don’t play with his balls as much during four play. Either that or just get him wasted every time you hook up. Other than that you’re screwed.

UPDATE – Actually scartch everything I just said.  I’m just going to pretend you can have awesome sex that lasts 5 seconds.   Yeah that’s the ticket.   Boom fixed.  I’m awesome at sex again!