Reader Email – If Your Friend Does A Jack And Jill Bachelor/Bachelorette Party You Have To End The Friendship
(if you agree to this you’re as gay as that kid’s strut)
Reader Email:
This from a friend of a friends fiancé – she wants a jack and jill – he doesn’t. She sent this to all the guys going to his bach party – Please blog on this so this poor kid mans up and doesn’t marry this wack job -
Original Email:
Hey Guys,
I just wanted to address some stuff because apparently there is now huge issue regarding what Anderson & I had decided we wanted to do for our bachelor/bachelorette party before our wedding.
From what I understand, my words about what I said about the event got totally misconstrued. I never said I was planning the whole thing, never said that it was a my way or the highway situation. We had not even set a date, we were actually planning on sending and email to everyone to get their thoughts & input on the situation & choose the best time. So all you boys on the East Coast – no one was ever trying to screw you out of the situation ever – and frankly im not even sure who told you that. My comment about “then they just dont have to come” was in regards to the fact that Anderson said the same thing when he said he didn’t want to have it in AC (when he has being pressured to change his mind) & really wants to do it in Vegas because he has never partied there before.
Just to get this clear, Anderson told me he wanted to do this. It was not just me, I did not by any means twist his arm for this situation. So i’d appreciate if you all would lay off of the accusing when you know none of the facts. This was never put in plan to “baby sit” you guys. Why would I want to do that on my one night alone? Please, the last thing i want to do is you guys around all night – I’m not like that and I don’t care. We just thought it would be fun for everyone to party/get to know each other (for one night) before we are all in one house together in Hawaii – yes, it was an innocent as that. We weren’t even planning on staying in the same room, we were going to get two suites to stay separate. We were both planning on having our boys/girls plan our one big night & then having Amber & Dallis plan the night together.
With all that said, just wanted to let you know that you guys get your way. It will be separate. I will say that I am extremely disappointed & sad with the fact that multiple people pipped up & voiced their opinion. I’d like to remind you all that this is OUR wedding and no one gets an opinion in anything besides Anderson & I. There is no reason that Anderson & I have to fight & change our plans because his friends don’t agree with something that we both wanted to do. This is our one day where we are supposed to just be happy & enjoy everything – which has not be the case in this situation. Please in the future, just sit back and enjoy the ride or just dont come.
I am not writing this email to be agressive or mean or anything but to set the facts straight because no one even knew all of them.
Thanks,
Nicole
Nicole could not be wrong in saying that the bachelor weekend is “OUR” day. The bachelor weekend has absolutely nothing to do with the bride and groom. It barely has anything to do with the groom other than the fact that he doesn’t have to pay for anything. The bachelor weekend is the weekend for the friends. Their buddy is going off to war and he’s never coming home. They know it and he knows it. It’s a way to say goodbye forever. The couple can have the wedding day and all that gay stuff, that can be their day. But at the bachelor party the last thing anyone wants to deal with is when Jill comes tumbling down after Jack falls over shitfaced and breaks his crown at the strip club. They know it’s the last time they’ll ever see their buddy without that annoying bitch who sent that awful email on his arm.
And if you’re invited to one of these parties? Don’t even RSVP to wedding and cease contact forever. A friend who won’t let you have fun at his bachelor party was never a friend to begin with.
PS – Love Nicole employing the Ricky Bobby method of being a dick. Like he would say “with all do respect” before cutting you off at the knees, Nicole is an aggressive Bridezilla before ending with “that wasn’t supposed to be aggressive.” Touche.
Double PS – GOOD FUCKING LUCK to the wedding party after Nicole gets wind of this.
anderson amber dallis and nicole. thumbs up for white people, thumbs down for black
wow with no do respect nicole youre a bitch
Either “Anderson(wtf?)” has to dump this psycho, or his boys have to dump him. Cut & dried.
passive aggressive bitch
As a friend’s brother once said in response to a similar email: “I don’t know what Plan B is, but it already sounds better than a joint Bachelor/Bachelorette party.”
Feitelberd I’d say you’re cold blooded and a dickhead for ruining this wedding but in all seriousness you just saved this dude’s life.
Just to get this clear, Anderson, once you’re in Vegas, NEVER GO BACK!
@Grandpubba you spelled “cunt” wrong
Since when did Neil change his name to Anderson?
wouldn’t you proofread your self centered maniacal rant before firing it off? crazy bitch is very different from crazy dumb bitch.
Over under on them getting a divorce ? -2.5 months
White people problems
Anderson and Dallis are the gayest names I’ve ever heard
Also, I’m sure the guys will be seeing Amber and Dallis… they just happen to work at Spearmint Rhino
Ha….His name is Anderson.
Have fun marrying this bitch, “What do you mean me and my girls can’t come to the fantasy draft”
Nicole reminds me of the dentist’s cunt girlfriend/fianc
Pres should have blogged this email
Nicole reminds me of the dentist%u2019s cunt girlfriend/fianc
Wtf, my comment keeps getting cut off. Must be the special character in fiance. Anyway, the bitch from the Hangover the dentist guy wants to propose too. That’s pretty much Nicole.
Anderson Cooper is a faggot
what’s his last name, Brady? sick name bro.
What ass hole has a 1 night bachelor party? Fucken pussy.
He should do it then fuck all her friends after they get drunk
Listen, of course no guy wants to go to a Jack and Jill bachelor party, but maybe this cunt is forgetting that her wedding is in fucking HAWAII and nobody can afford to do both, so the shitty bachelor party is out.
Don’t marry her Anderson, skin her…
What a selfish self righteous bitch.
Some women are just angry hateful cunts.
My guess is her father didn’t stick around, probably left when she was between 6-12 years old, she will forever hate men.
She may want to change the reception hall to something smaller, got a feeling some “unable to attends” are coming her way. Good luck Anderson.
Love the “I didn’t say ‘then don’t come’” and then ends with “then don’t come”. Fucking bitch. Kill her in Vegas. Please.
Only thing lamer is having dudes show up to the bridal shower.
The bachelor party is the excuse for every man to do exactly what he wants to do for a weekend…. to quote the little ceasar’s commercial… “There’s no rules!” That goes double for married guys, its their vacation from their disappointing sad sad lives.
It’s too bad she’s such a bitch, or the jack and jill bachelor party could be cool. Everybody could go to the strip club together then go back to the hotel together and have a massive orgy…but not with this chick. She’d be all “NOOOOOOO…Michael, you’re supposed to be fucking Tina, not Michelle, and Jenny, I told you if you ate Ricky’s asshole I was never talking to you again..this is MY day and you’re RUINING IT!!!”
Also, “Amber”, “Dallis”, “Anderson” – who the fuck named these people?
I am pretty sure all his friends just call him “Andy”; but being the controlling self centered bitch she is; she had to polish to his birth name “Anderson”. I have two friends who wives do this (Nicholas/Nick and Alexander/Al). They refuse to call their husbands by their lifelong nickname that everyone in the world calls them.
The guys don’t notice or give a shit, and both wives are controlling pains in the ass.
But at least Nick’s wife got huge fucking tits and only wears low cut titty tank tops in the summer.
holy mackerel i feel bad for this sob Anderson. Anderson wake UP and get the hell outta there bro. move across the country if you have to.
Anderson makes a ton of dough.
Nicole is a cuntbag of the highest order, with atrocious grammar. She’s hot and obviously tries too hard to appear intelligent.
Anderson, don’t walk, run!
Honestly, it wasn’t that bad. Anderson’s friends sound like lousy dudes. Bach parties are not really up for dicussion. The groom and Best man come up with it and that’;s it. You don’t like it or you’re too fucking cheap….don’t go, simple as that.
This shouldve been named “And the Pussification of America Continues…” and elpres shouldve blogged it. Feitelberg is ruining Barstool one blog at a time.
Manny 24 = Nic hole
Manny24, take a lap bud.
His friends sound like fun dudes. You on the other hand, sound like a bore.
There’s no base this bitch didn’t cover.. Full name? Hating friends? Passive aggressive spilled over to aggressive in the same rant? Control? Extension of a special day into her own, for weeks and months? check mate Anders, find sanctuary in Brazzers
With all DUE respect I have a couple of brides-to-be that I’d like to send this to but our illiterate blogger’s writeup would make me look borderline retahhded
Maury Ballstein with the moniker of the day, practice ball for you sir
AC
Vegas
and
Hawaii
they are not mogols
I would jack off all over Nicole’s face for this stunt if I were him..then call off marriage and fuck one of her friends in the bridal party. Fuck this jack and jill idea in every direction.
She is just a cunt. Hope her tits fall off.
Hell, I would have been alright going to one of these. You do some tactical ground work and then set everything in motion for who you are going to be banging while in Hawaii. Sure it might suck for the three hours you have to hang with that psycho bride but you rank your options for Hawaii and then move on to total debauchery afterward. Adapt, kids.
this chick is gonna be the worst wife ever. most chicks dont even want this setup. anderson needs to bolt and never look back
if any of my friends read a feitelberg blog i need to end that friendship, right? … some material should be save for pres feits
The only way you do this Jack & Jill is is you have enough roofies for the bridal party…
One for the bride so she shuts the fuck up and one for each bridesmaid to make sure the entertainment is satisfactory.
Hey Nicole, how about I stick a tennis ball in Andetson’s mouth and stick him in the corner while I rawdog your asshole and make him watch?
To whoever sent this to Feitelfuck: We absolutely, 110% need an update to this story about Nicole’s reaction when she finds out. I’m literally going to lose sleep over this until I find out what this psychotic cunt does to the wedding party when she finds out someone not only hates her plans and thinks she’s a bitch, but doesn’t want his friend to marry her.
I demand we have an update to this after Nicole finds out. As if Anderson’s life wasn’t brutal enough being named Anderson…
My buddy did a jack and Jill party AND a bachelor party. It was just another excuse for more money, I guess.
You give me Vegas, the right crew and enough money and you can definitely do a preemptive strike on a wedding.
1. there should never be a soon-to-be bride’s email in any bachelor party chain, ever. 2. Anderson needs to rail one of the bridesmaids yesterday in order to get out of the next 50 fucked up years of his life.
I wanna thank Anderson’s dad for coming out, haven’t seen him in like 8 years, that’s awesome!
Two lines into that shit all I wanted to do was murder Nicole. I couldn’t finish it, still have no idea what she’s talking about, don’t even know her and all I want to do is snap her neck.
I love the fact that she says “it was never my way or the highway” and follows it with “if you don’t like it don’t come”.
Over under on this marriage is 2 years. Over under on him killing her is 2 weeks.
Why is there no update to this story yet??? Unacceptable. Pres, please blog the response, this has absolutely gotten back to Nicole at this point.
Nicole better be pretty freaking amazing in the sack. There could be no other reason to put up with her passive-aggressive manipulation. Run, Anderson. Run!
I hope Andy (Anderson is a pussy) ass fucks the bride’s sister. (if she is over 18 of course)