Reader Email – Introducing The Squatty Potty
Reader Email
El Pres,
Long time reader but first time emailing into you. This squatty potty has single handedly redefined the poop game. My parents up and bought me one for some reason. Definitely seems up your alley. You are into all that weird shit.
-J
This has to be the weirdest gift ever to give your son right? “Like hey Junior Happy Birthday! Now you can poop like god intended. All scrunched up and shit!” But I guess I shouldn’t poke fun because this video had me at hello. Seriously I was sold 30 seconds into this thing. Clearly humans were intended to squat and not sit when they take dumps. It’s so obvious I actually can’t believe I didn’t think of it before. But I don’t know who these Squatty Potty people are kidding with this “invention”. It’s just a step stool. You think I need that to shit right? I’ll just grab my knees like sew. 35 dollars my ass. I guess a sucker is born everyday.
* I can’t be held responsible for people who scoot their butt too far forward on the toilet seat and as a result have their poop end up on the floor
India invented this already
^^Yea except they shit in the river and not in a toilet.
You cheap fuck
hey dipshit.
you will be pissing all over the place
The first time I heard about this thing was when I read about it like 6 months ago on a sports blog….called Barstool Sports…
Nice look, hipster. You’re 35 and from Swampscott.
hearing squatty potty said in your horrible accent and then the following toilet gymnastics made that a top 5 video for you
Pres your high beams are on.
“my colons are clean”. what?
With your help I have decided to put a note in my bathroom mirror to remind myself everyday and never forget to follow through with the following deed,
“At your 35th birthday if you believe it is acceptable to wear a fitted hat tilted to the side. Immediately go act on your 2nd amendment right to own a fire arm. Simply purchase one, return home, place one bullet in the chamber, place the weapon to your temple and pull the trigger. You must do this because you have failed yourself, your family, your friends, (I would say wife/girlfriend but you are obviously alone) and all men to be a respectful representation of a human being. You have failed humanity and are an embarrassment to your family. Do not worry, you will not be missed and your suicide will be considered honorable.”
put your hat on straight you Jew.
hahaha nothing better than watching you struggle to get your knees up to prove you don’t need Squatty Potty while promoting the shit out of it (pun intended) so they send you a free one for blogging that you don’t need one. Real Jew right there.
technically he’s right about the colon(s). but he sounds like such a fucking douche saying it.
OMG this looks so familiar….oh wait, Mo posted about this weeks ago, come on pres…..
Instead of taking the phone books from the end of my driveway directly to the trash maybe ill start stacking them up next to the shitter now.
nice flat brim you fuckin tool!! hahahah LOL WOW, a fukn 35 yr old rockin a Flat Brim?!?!?!
As gay as el pres is, hes right. You dont need to buy one of these. All you need is a basketball. It works the same way as the squatty potty, just put the ball under your feet while you shit and viola you’ll be shitting like a champ in no time!
fuck this nonsense- my friend bought a house and had handicapped toilets from the previous owners. The seat is higher off the ground and feels like a regular chair. THAT is the way to go. This is crap(!).
You are literally out of breath trying to keep those knees up. Its impossible to shit when your torso is having muscle spasms. Strengthen that core or you’ll never get tasty shacks with da brahs.
Pres with a near heart attack pretending to take a shit. Would have been a legendary death.
If you’re gonna purchase the squatty potty, its tao bamboo or bust.
Olympic divers have been doing this for a while now:
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/08/50197d2d9d75b.jpg
@RC Cola: It happened to a dude on “The Sopranos.”
I would rather someone invent a toilet with a mirrored interior.
We may have a problem David, that shitter doesn’t look ADA complient
Why are you wearing that hatt. you look dumb as fuck
Video had me laughing out loud.
I’m truly embarrassed for you. TAKE THAT FUCKING HAT OFF
NICE BELLBOTTOMS JEWBERT
Not only did mo post this like a year ago, but he did a fallow up about 2-3 months ago because troops in the army fell in love with it. Way to go prez subpar yet again…
Instaed of lifting your kness…just lean forward doofuss
$35 squatty potty > $50 barstool foam