Reader Email – Introducing The Whizdom
Reader Email
Hey Dave,
Myself and a good friend of mine have had an idea of making a personal urinary device that can be used when boozing. It lets you piss anywhere discreetly and without mess. After a bunch of years of talking about it we finally got a group of our friends to put some money up and we got the Whizdom off the ground. Myself being an owner and a user fucking love the Whizdom. Its convenient and makes any event that more enjoyable.
I used one this weekend at the Martha’s Vineyard Chili Fest and can not tell you how awesome it is. While everyone was waiting in lines for the disgusting porta potties I just walked over to the area outside where everyone smokes, stood in the grass and let it fly. I was talking to a cop the entire time while I was pissing and he didn’t even notice.
I was reaching out to you because I think you and all the Stoolies would find it cool and I would love to let you try it.
Types of Venues its great for are:
Out door concerts
Festivals
Tailgating
Skiing/ Snowboarding
Golfing
Hunting
Fishing
Outdoor laborers
Mardi Gras
Parades (New england sports Championship parades especially)
Marathon mondays
and many many more…
Let me know what you think!
Go B’s
What do I think? Honestly? Well if you must know I think it is absolutely the worst invention I’ve ever heard of in my life. No joke. I think it’s that bad. Like let’s forget the fact that the video was confusing as fuck. Let’s forget the fact you need to thumbtack this thing to your shoe. Let’s forget all that shit. The beauty of being a man is we can piss wherever the fuck we want. Seriously who waits for a porta potty to take a leak? Like when you’re golfing, hunting, fishing, etc just go into the fucking woods. This idea is so preposterously bad I got to assume I’m getting trolled. But for some reason I don’t think I am. And the craziest part is that this is so ridiculously stupid I almost want to buy one. What do the Stoolies think? Are these guys even real life?
Vote 1 for I’d buy it and 10 for no chance this is legit.
(1,238 votes, average: 5.67 out of 10)
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The Joe Schmo show looks worse that the Kroll Show.
faggot
it seems like a lot of work. when im doing any of those things, i just find a tree. its never failed. and i didn’t have to pay money for it. you gotta make one for chicks. there the ones who need it. get em a funnel or some shit.
One word: STENCH
standing in piss all day? sounds fun
I’m in. Never leave your seat at the Sox, Pats, Celts or bruins. Would work great when stuck in traffic.
Blogs like this are the reason why I come back to this site despite despising you as a human being Portnoy. A+
Buy one and give it to Neil for his birthday, but poke holes in it first so he pisses all over himself.
so you can’t wear boxer briefs or briefs with this?
^Works in traffic only if you want piss all over your car
Actually saw a couple episodes of Joe Schmo a few weeks ago. Not bad at all. I would finish the season if I could figure out when it comes on.
now THIS is a product that should have the Barstool logo on it!
this is so gross and wrong. Great idea, but its not even an invention, this idiots thumbtacking a 4 foot long condom onto his dick. All you need is a big fitting condom tip, and a big bag for pee tied to your thigh, and then it would be good
I’d want to use one on a long car drive, no more piss stops for me.
and maybe I pee a lot, but anyone else think that that tube wouldn’t be enough capacity for a day full of drinking?
i’m too tall for this. i would just be pissing into my shoe.
he should just piss directly onto those payless shoes
Would be good for NYC… Ill tinkle all over the place.
This pales in comparison to the recent discovery I made of boxer briefs with a horizontal flap instead of a vertical one. Blew my mind.
Why stop there? How about something I can sneaky shit into also? Deodorized if possible, but I’m not worried about it.
Why would I ever want anything that makes me piss all over my shoes and jeans? Rather not piss than piss with that thing on.
Types of Venues its great for are:
Out door concerts- just pee outside discretely
Festivals- just pee anywhere
Tailgating- between car doors
Skiing/ Snowboarding- the woods
Golfing- clearly this guy has never golfed
Hunting- you can literaly pee anywhere you wont get shot
Fishing- just go in the body of water
Outdoor laborers- ya and take away from my break?
Mardi Gras- pee on tits
now if only i could poop where ever i wanted
this thing’s GREAT…… if you like standing in a shallow pool of your own piss.
Nobody has heard of the Stadium Buddy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_buddy
as a man with a bladder the size of a golf ball, i would be willing to try this product
so what happens when youre fucked up and you have an inevitable malfunction? then youre right back where you started..drunk and with piss all over your pants
not to mention that your piss is gonna leak thru the hole you just made by tacking it to your shoe. So now I get to carry a stinky, piss-stained extra long condom around with me, no thanks?
but what if im wearing cargo shorts?
Looks like Patrick Ewing finally found a condom that’ll fit
Gotta admit they have the right price point for this thing. $5.00/EA is not bad.
Nice American blue jeans champ
I gotta say, I think there is a market for this product if done right….but this aint done right. I miss a lot of the Pats games pissing/waiting in line to piss. But this thing sucks. If it works you get piss all over your pants. Even worse, if the guy sitting behind me uses it i get piss running all over me. With that said this is 100% a troll, guys laughing during his commercial.
stadium buddy is $40 and you have to carry around the bag strapped to your thigh, who wants to carry that shit around?
So this device has the potential for me to piss all over myself. I’ll also be using this device when I am drinking heavily. Yeah, seems like a great idea.
i cant help but think that you need to rock a steady boner to keep this bad boy secure while your walking
While we’re on the topic if you didn’t already see it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6znQ6m9UEw&feature=player_embedded#!
pres is just mad that he didn’t come up with the idea first
the hard part isn’t pissing so that no one can tell, it’s suppressing the A.P.S. (the “after piss shiver”).
Al roker wants one
What a f*cking dumb idea.
Yea cuz nothing ends a day of pissing through a tube like going home and having to wash a smelly pissed filled tube.. Retards
…..I have used Serenity pads before as a test once. Highly recommended. It is like a little maxi pad that you just whizz into – and the gel inside turns solid when the liquid touches it.
then reach down, remove solid item at your earliest convenience and toss it in the trash. works with shorts too.
carry one or two of them in your pockets and you can piss in your pants all day and stay dry….
hate to tell this “investor” but the problem is already solved – and much better than their stupid condom tack…standing in piss puddles and carry around a smelly piss tube.
Sweet. I also attended ChiliFest and I pissed in the woods adjacent to the “area outside where everyone smokes”.
I love this thing
these comments are providing me with boatloads of laughs at work and it’s nearly going to get my ass in trouble. i literally have tears in my eyes and my coworker is looking at me like i’ve lost my mind.
Looks like he’s got a condom hanging out the bottom of his pants. People would be onto you in no time. Stupid and poorly planned.
This is beyond retarded. Do you walk around with a tube of piss attached to your dick the rest of the day? That would be way more trouble than just taking a normal piss.
PS: Badgermit is a sandusky.
i get to wear a condom all day and walk around in my own piss? Sign me up.
Whattup Stoney!?
Tell this guy not to quit his day job just yet.
bro, you have a condom thumbtacked to your shoe
This guy is making pissing way to complicated.
if i ever got used to pissing my pants in public while drunk, then just open the flood gates when im sleeping. i’d def have to wear depends to bed after that.
Definitely a troll. No one is this stupid.
Plus this retard is illiterate. Starts two sentences with the word “Myself”. That’s a budding CEO right there.
Wanted to hate this but I couldn’t. As a male with a chipmunk- sized bladder, Dana Bibles Midget Penis gives the Whizdom – 2 penises up!
This is most definitely not cool
Been around forever, known as a condom catheter usually used with a bag that is strapped to your leg not thumb tacked. Bad side is every patient I’ve dealt with that had one reeks of piss…
#1 on venues list should be gay bar cause only complete homo would walk around with rubber hose hooked up to their dick all day in case they have to piss. and if i was standing next to him and noticed him pissing on my shoes= instant knockout