Reader Email – Is Milan Lucic Cheap?
Reader Email
Dear El Pres,
I would like to submit this story to you because being that you are the thumb on the pulse of the city I figured that I would reiterate this story for you. So last night my roommate and I are sulking in the fact that there is no more decent hoops or hockey to watch after the events that unfolded the other night and around 1030 pm my other roommate comes bursting into my room screaming how he found this wallet. He and another buddy of ours had been riding their bikes down by the waterfront drinking beers and looking for jobs (you the typical New England employment hunt.) So while these two drunken possible economy jump starters were trying to dodge cars and bushes while riding through the North End they came across this wallet. One of the guys noticed the billfold at the exact moment another cyclist noticed it. The kid on the bike asked my buddy if the wallet was his. Knowing full well it wasnt he echoed an astounding yes toward the kid. My two friends picked up the wallet and began to rifle through it after the other gullible shit-bird rode away on his fucking hipster-cycle( Granted I did not see this kid but what kind of douche asks someone else about a stray wallet and believes the answer so I am assuming this kid had some sort of whiny skinny jeaned puss rock on a pink i-pod) I digress. My two buddies were rifleing through the wallet only to find an ID of a foreign looking guy who’s home address on the Mass license was the Garden. More rifling commenced and a British Columbia ID was behind the Mass State License. Under that an NHL ID. Neither of these two kids could put a face to a name but after some deductive reasoning My roommate and his buddy Pete( who by the way looks like the guy from balls of fury and Jack Black) found Milian Lucic wallet. The best bean town bruiser since everyone’s old pal Lynden Byers. So long short, my two buddies meet up with Milan and Marc Sevard and return the wallet. Lucic and Sevard thanked the good samaritans, and talked about some possible tickets for next season. This just proves how much better we are than other cities, you think anyone would return Joakim Noah’s wallet fuck no. Any way I figured you might enjoy this. Enclosed is the picture of Milan’s wallet. Keep up the good work my friend and dont ever let up on ass clown cross country runners who shit the bed three feet from the finish line.
Uri
Jesus! That was the longest most painful email I’ve ever read. Seriously I needed like 16 Advils to get through it. A simple “Hey my buddies found Milan Lucic’s wallet and returned it to him” would have sufficed instead of this Bataan Death March of emails. Don’t get me wrong I think it’s interesting, but god damn that was long winded. Anyway I’m kind of stunned that Milan didn’t give your buddy some cash or something. You said he mentioned the possibility of some tickets for next year but that seems pretty vague. I mean I don’t know about you, but if I find a professional athletes wallet and return it to him I’m expecting at least 100 bucks and like 5 sets of tickets. So this begs the question is Milan Lucic cheap?
No good hockey left? Are you freakin’ serious? Last night’s Pens game was classic! Sound like a complete Homer….
Definitely should have given him some money in return or an autographed stick or something, christ. Then again I wouldn’t argue with Lucic.
Couldn’t put a fucking name to the face?!?! Don’t ID cards have the name on them?! Your friends must be retarded. Then again….your name is Uri.
worst fuck email ever. Was this kid trying to get a job or something. Awful just awful.
kid needed to stop trying to be funny because it wasn’t funny at all. How could you not put a name to the face, it says Lucic’s name right on the id! Doubt the kid will ever see tickets, I would have settled for some cash. Never did mention how he located Savard and Lucic to return it
how do you go through that whole story and not mention if there was money in the wallet? or a condom or something
Not cheap, just blew all available cash on coke and whores at his pity party.
I think giving tickets is enough. The guy returned his wallet. Since when is it even a question as to whether or not you return someone’s wallet.
This story is total bullshit. SHINANAGAINES! (Or however the phuck you spell it). Dude is just happy to get an email posted.
I like that Looch has the Garden for his home address. As if after games he grabs a couple of blankets and a laundry bag and passes out in the penalty box.
and its Savard not Sevard
Uri needs a job at the stool quite the vanacular.
youre a fucking idiot hosgar, im sure its good hockey, but not interested. a homer doesnt have to watch every other teams game you fucking blowhard. go sit on a cock.
as for you ep, you wont call lucic cheap to his face. bet you 100 bucks and 5 sets of tickets.
Yeah that’s weird, his home address was the Garden, it stated his name clearly on all 3 pieces of ID, and it had a giant Bruins logo on it.
I’m glad they were able to solve the mystery and make the determination that it was in fact Milan Lucic’s wallet. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised, because they were riding bikes around the North End looking for jobs. Are these retards in 8th grade?
That kid has douchebag written all over him and Lucic knew it immediately. Who would reward a tool like him?
I hate when people send in emails and try to sound like Prez
I’d chin check Lucic if he didnt fork over some loot.
Then I’d sue him when he beat my ass.
If EP is the thumb, Uri must be the finger.
“See, here’s the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? “
Lucic isnt cheap…he is Canadian. In Canada people return wallets because it is the honest thing to do, not to get a reward and/or blackmail someone over it.
That is funny how he lists the Garden as his home address. All pro athletes must do that for situations just like this. They dont want to lose their wallet/have it stolen by some hoe-bag only to have the hoe bag know where you live. Then they can stalk you and blackmail you.
not cheap plus these kids arent even Bruins fans if they didnt get the name right off the bat!!
any way on a completly differnt topic EP did you ever get around to booking the twerk team? I came across another stellar video of them today and reminded me you were talking about maybe getting them to a barstool party…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhBEGRLsPNA
im pretty sure the girl in the yellow would break my dick off…
Some one should rifle a rifle down your throat and bash you with a thesaurus Uri.
“Knowing full well it wasnt he echoed an astounding yes toward the kid”
I think I hate Uri more than Trapp
One time I found portnoy’s wallet only thing in there was loose change and a receipt for 10 “McDouble’s”.
Hell he only makes $585,000 and that’s a bit more in Loonies. Cut the kid some slack.
You think he can update his picture? its been the same picture 3 years in a row..
Homer #2 indentified….Prideless Fuck. I see you too are a fair weather fan…and what’s up with your preoccupation with cocks? You tend to mention them alot in your posts. Did your uncle do bad things to you as a child?
I got one sentence into this email and knew it was a pile of complete bullshit. I’m glad my fellow stoolers noticed the same thing.
So Looch and Sevard met them where?? and how did these morons get in touch with two professional athletes in the first place?? It’s not like we’re talking about two big tittied blonds cruising around the Harp looking for some pipe. They were two hippies carrying a six pack of Schafer in canvas backpack, each one with their pant leg rolled up so the ribbing of their favorite corduroys didn’t get caught in the chain.
Actually on second thought they could have found Milan if they sent the Looooooch symbol out into the night sky from the top of the Hancock?? That has to be how they did it. Next thing they knew he just magically skated over with his sidekick Sevard to claim his lost wallet.
Nevermind it’s a true story. Good one Urine… sorry I mean Uri
I think a lot of people would return Joakim Noah’s wallet……because now the bulls are loved across the country, just because they almost kicked your shitty team out in the first round.
Prez – you answered your own question….weird long winded email….these guys are clearly insane. Looch and Savvy recognized that and got the hell out of there – he then changed his phone number and address so these kids won’t know where to go to find him next year.
weak like Fredo. like Fatass from RUDY telling the limo driver he’ll take care of him later.
Great Shutdown.
Man I’m Gay.
I don’t know what’s more annoying, Uri’s comedy writing attempt or this insane 200 digit password I was given to login for my dopey comment.
Anyway, screw that, why should he give them a tip for returning an empty wallet? Let these two fruits wallpaper their room with the guy’s IDs if they want, but I wouldn’t pay a cent for it back.
rookie dough..means no soup for U
Piece of shit looking for a hand out.. if it wasn’t Lucic, these two shitbags would have fucked the poor prick over by stealing his identity…
Fuck off and die punk
Where do we vote 1star for bullshit story. No license shown, credit cards – just 3 photo id’s with the identical picture.
Then I agree with the other poster, how did they get in touch with the athletes to give it back? Late at night no less.
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