Reader Email – Is My Buddy As Good As Dead?
Reader Email
Pres,
So my buddy has been “dating” this girl from our home town the past couple weeks and over the weekend they had a blow out. I guess she found nekid pictures of some girl from town and freaked out. Threw a drink at him I think she even sprayed him with a hose. I’m not sure.
Anyway, he calls her out for being bat shit, says he never wants to speak with her again – ignores texts/calls. Typical broad move – freak out tells him she hates him then wants him back. A couple days go by and she texts him a picture of this drawing saying he inspired it. If you look closely in the clouds she wrote things like “I love you” “trust” “my baby”.
Is she going to kill him? I need your take on this Picasso.
Pat
P.s – she’s also kinda homeless. Doesn’t really change anything but, figured you should know.
Is this even a question? Umm yeah she’s gonna fucking kill him. I mean he’s as good as fucking dead in my book. Like there is nothing worse than getting pictures like this. Just oozes crazy. And that’s without writing “I love you”, “trust”, and “my baby” in the clouds. This is some real fatal attraction type shit. Seriously I think I’d rather get a picture with cut out magazine clippings with different sized letters saying you’re going to kill me than this. At least that’s predictable crazy. None of this black and white stencil shit. Yup your boy is fucking cooked.
How exactly is this bitch ‘kind of homeless’?
That’s the face I see in my nightmares. It looks like a very kind rapist.
Schedule the funeral now. Much better deals versus last minute scrambling.
Oh, and please shoot details about this minx. This Glenn Close / Bridget Fonda / Rebeccca Demornay hybrid is right up every stoolie’s wheelhouse.
Thats god poking his head out of the clouds welcoming this dude to heaven
I would literally pack my bags and get the fuck out of dodge. She’s not homeless, she’s living in his bushes peaking through his windows. Change your phone number, change your address, before she ends your life.
hahahaha… damn solid story
Dude might have to fake his death and call himself Phil Shifley
He should kill her first
Am I the only thinking about how bad i’d like to fuck this chick? Anyone this crazy has to be fun to fuck.
A homeless with a cell phone huh?
Where the fuck did your buddy meet a hobo?
Hate to break it to ya Pat, but the cops are gonna find your bro’s head in her freezer and his balls in her purse.
That’s his face looking up from the hole she dug for him just before she suffocates him.
That’s a picture of a baby coming from her vagina. The little whore is prego and is expressing her joy to him. This is a cause for celebration. No threat here, whatsoever.
ANY REASON SHE DREW A FACE AROUND INTESTINES?
A plus smokeshow. Holy shit.
Smokeshow just blew the screen off my computer.
Smokeshow gave me an instaboner holy hell
ahaha that is great
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
I know that smoke. Used to blow her back out while Rexisfat jerked off in the other room. True story.
Quite possibly the greatest smoke in the history of the Stool…. mother of god….
Can we get a picture of this crazy bitch?
saw the smoke and knew stoolies had to mention her greatness on one of the other blogs…my fucking god top 2 smoke in the history of the stool….only reason im not sayin best ever is because id have to go back through every single one and make the judgement…oh wait i might
Yeah, this guy is dead. On a more positive note, todays Smokeshow. She’s so hot that if by the grace of God I ever had a chance to get her in the sack I would most likely take one look at her naked and while removing my underwear finish all over myself then cry. I wish that was a joke but it’s definitely not.
need to see her feet to determine anything…
Is the smoke of the day black? White? Half-black? Half-white? Latin? Brazilian?…not that there is anything wrong with that.
I was unaware that Jenna could draw that well.
I unfortunately had a girl like this about 3 years ago. By ‘homeless’ she’s between apartments and probably has her shit in storage…. probably left her last place of residence due to a falling out with an ex/husband/immediate family/friends whatever, because shes a lunatic.
Fucking run. This broad is a parasite and will latch on to you immediately. I managed to get away only after blocking her cell, email and facebook then changing my number (Which is a total broad move and inconveinent). Trust me, keep her away and dont let her back in…. otherwise you’re becoming a daddy and or getting knifed in your sleep.
run for the fucking hills bro and don’t look back.
Bravo, pennis.
This picture will haunt my dreams.
If he wasn’t already dead, he is now. Now that you put the drawing on the INTERNET!
This is why you always have to assess if a chick is out of your league. If you think “damn I cant believe how hot this chick is and shes banging me” you have found the hot crazy chick. Let me guess, smokes like a chimney and gets blind drunk and thinks shes fat. Tell your boy he has to move there is no other way around it. Lost it when the guy types a separate line for “is she going to kill him” – funny shit