Reader Email – Is My Dad’s Hulkster Wedding Party Annoucement Entrance Lame?
Reader Email
Pres, for about 8-10 years now, my dad actually thinks he is Hulk Hogan. He grew his mustache out to look even more like him too. He’s been mistaken for Hulk Hogan 3x (2 3rd world countries and Maine….so basically 3 illiterate places…he actually signed an autograph to some young girl who came up to him at the beach….unreal). At my recent wedding, I decided to finally give him his glory and let him come in to the Hulk Hogan theme music and rip off the Hulkster shirt. I have it up on youtube right now, and i honestly think he can’t pull it off. He needs someone to tell him that he’s washed up and can’t hack it anymore. Until a larger audience tell’s him he’s no good, he won’t stop. I need your help!
-Ryan
Dude I got to be honest. I’ve watched this like 10 times and I laugh everytime. Granted somebody would have to be an absolute idiot to really think your dad is the Hulkster since your old man has way more hair, but it’s still funny. And as far as I know it’s an unprecedented wedding party entrance. In fact I’m kind of pissed I didn’t think of this first. Imagine having the entire wedding party come in to different 80′s wresting entrance music? That would be liquid gold. I’d be Ric Flair strutting it all over the place. Or maybe just run in like the Ultimate Warrior and shake the shit out of Nana.
Anyway time to vote. Did Wild Bill pull off the Hulkster entrance? Vote 1 for he’s ruined it by wearing the tux underneath and 10 for Wild Bill totally got laid at this wedding.
(UB’s Take: Hold the phone one second, big man. While UB would prefer to Style and Profile like the Nature Boy, Pops here chose the Real American route, brother…Only problem is what is with the WCW shirt? How do you go thru all the trouble of that stache and not come out with the 1985-87 Hulkamania shirt? I bet it didn’t even have the three slots in the back...Lame…WOOOOO”
(1,074 votes, average: 8.49 out of 10)
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Ten bucks says he railed that chick that ended up with the shirt.
No broad in her right mind turns down the Hulkster…hair or not.
Hey Ryan,
Tell your old man that he’s a fucking clown and that he looks nothing like Hulk Hogan. Obviously he paid for your wedding to pull off a stupid stunt like that. If my father ever pulled this shit at my wedding, I would have kicked him the fuck out.
Could he have moved any slower?
if you don’t have a stick up your ass, looked like a good time. appears fun was had by all.
NO! It’s Lame! Everything is lame!
Tell him that he should have that music and into everywhere he goes. If he’s going to the supermarket, I want you following him blaring that shit. Your father is the man!
You should have more respect for your father. I’m guessing he laid out a few bucks for your wedding, not to mention everything else he did for you during your life. The old man gets a kick out of pretending to be Hulk. Let him have some fun.
Jacobys Arm Sleeve,
Just because your father doesn’t support your gay marriage doesn’t mean you have to knock someone elses old man.
Jacoby has a stick, dildo, and hamster shoved directly up his ass. Loosen up dude, I thought it was pretty funny. Better than the usual lame dances.
Easy fellas… and not that it makes any difference but, I didn’t get any money from my parents or my wife’s parents. It’s called being an adult and paying your way through life…..
adult/life lessons from the kid that would kick his dad “the fuck out”.
Hey Price,
I take it you still live with your parents… It’s OK that your mom makes your bed every morning and packs your lunch for you when you head out the door to go to your minimum wage job. Someday you will have a career and wife and a life and you might be able to pay for things on your own. Until then, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Hey Jacoby,
I take it your a faggot whose hobbies include getting railed in the ass, shitting out the man juice, throwing it in a cup and slurping up every last drop. If i was your father i wouldn’t give you any money either and don’t act like if your old man offered some cash up that you wouldn’t be all over that like stink on shit…….
People like you fucking suck and should do anything but live.