Reader Email – Is Naked Asian Guy Getting Knocked Out At Ultra Music Festival The Funniest Pictures In the History of the Stool?
Reader Email
During Kaskade’s set on Saturday a diesel Asian made his way through the crowd trying to grind on whatever he could…naked. Every guy that told him to get the fuck away and put some clothes on he tried to fight. Obviously this dude was rollin balls or tripping on acid. After a few minutes half the security force had him surrounded him but he wasnt goin down without a fight. He hit a couple of the guards and they eventually tackled him but not before this dude got this haymaker in.
ps
if this gets posted on barstool does that get me laid lol
Sincerely,
Mat & Maka
So here is the million dollar question. Should I have blogged this? It’s kind of a tricky one right? On the one hand I’m sure nobody wants to see an Asian dude’s tiny little dink pop up on the front page of the Stool. But at the same time this is fucking hilarious. I mean I literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when I opened this picture. It’s almost Pulitzer worthy. So yeah even though we don’t usually post blatant cock shots I still think it was worth it. Plus I’m not even sure this counts as real nudity? This is funny nudity which I believe falls under the same bylaws as artistic nudity. As long as you don’t want to beat off to it, it’s legal.



100% hilarious.
Crazy-Ass-Asian!!!
<YIKES!>
Wouldn’t exactly wanna brag about THAT package!!!
did you really “literally spit out your coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any”? NO WAY bro. Never heard you say that before. Keep up the original lines!
I just shit my pants and I’m not even wearing any! A+ pic. C+ blog.
SOOG!?!?!
That is one microscopic asian penis
asians piss on their balls
Ha-DOOOOO-KENNNNNN!!!!!!
You black out nips but you make us look at that? Cover that shit up.
best part about it is that there is an Asian dude laughing over his right shoulder so its not a hate crime!
Pres, if this guy was wearing eye liner or ice skates you would love his little dink. Just saying…..
at this point the “spit out my coffee” line gets funnier each time, and twice as funny when some idiot college sophomore tells everyone its getting old
Tiny. Asian. Dick.
Not the kind of picture to kickoff a Thursday Morning!
If my dick was that small I wouldn’t even show it to my doctor.
silly asian can’t handle his acid
on the bright side, i’m sure he is pretty good at math
How can you not show tities, but you show his tiny pecker. So since you beat off to it (after photoshopping Lamberts face on him), but none of us did, does that still make it legal?
thanks for the heads up that I was about to see tiny asian penis
can’t show girls nipples but smar penis is fine prease thank you prease
Elpres serious question, is your cock smaller? no homo
I’ve seen 2,000,000 tits here with black dots over the nipples but I have to see some oriental guys noodle??!!!
Thats just wrong……it was tempting to type wong…..but this 2011!
True story
A+ blog
Cue the “Blocked site for inappropriate content” page.
wait, that’s small? fuck.
random question…have always loved your phrase “spit out my coffee and wasnt even drinking any” – and have read it so much here that it that it is synonmous with el pres, not even sure it existed before you….when people use it you know exactly where it came from etc….almost t-shirt worthy
but here’s my question…we have seen your desk and the multitude of iced coffe cups, almost seems like the daughter from Signs works there…so i think it is safe to assume at some point you literally were drinking coffee and did spit it out when you saw something. what are the odds everything funny happens between the 5 million sips of coffe you have per day? is the literal coffee spit being saved for the most absurd clip/post yet? even if not it keeps me waiting until one routine day i will log in and see it…and read that comment…and after that clip i will not know what to look forward to – the best moment of my day is navigating the internet, getting to your site and waiting that 10minutes for it to load and hoping that it wont be there; and the day it is….i will hope for no good bye, no see you later, no nothing…i dont know much but i know that
haha “diesel asian”
until then ‘spit out my coffee’ line is never old….makes me know all is right
There’s a cock in that picture?
Internet Saftey Tips for 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yo_24bC_cM&feature=player_embedded
“I was surfing the net the other day and something popped up. I’m glad no one was with me, or around to see it. I saw this asian guy’s little pecker on Barstool Sports. It made me feel really lousy.“
TOOT-A-LOO MOFUCKKAS
Comments have a good point about showing Asian dicks and not tits/pussy. It’s just Wong.
Some are showers and some are growers
Is it just me or is he a grower after he is knocked unconscious?…. Just saying
p.s Top 5 all time funniest picture to hit the site!
Came in for a Long Duck Dong reference but Quest takes the prize.
eerily similar to Kid Joe taking a right jab to Piston Honda in Punch Out.
There was this one time when there was a video link on this blog and I clicked on it and it wasn’t already removed by YouTube…
Does anyone else think the “spit out coffee not drinking blah blah” line got really old really quick? Like 3 years ago?
When a video shows up here that hasn’t already been removed I’ll spit my coffee out…
beat to the punch, but that’s the first thing I thought too…why can’t I see titties but i can see full asian cock and balls. wtf man?
SPIT OUT MY COFFEE AND I WASN’T EVEN DRINKING ANY
wish i could see the video
try something called vimeo pres
probably the funniest picture ever posted on stool. but, maybe get a nsfw on the tiny asian dicks from here on out?
where can I find a video of this? fucking YouTube with all of their restrictions and copyright bullshit that get so many good videos deleted from the site
wtf you can post a dick but you always have to sensor girls tits and muff fuckin fag prez
It’s really easy to do. You just have to wait for his eyebrows to raise, right cross for the star, then uppercut.
The picture makes it look like he got hit so hard that his scroat hasn’t caught up with the full force of the punch when the picture snapped.
yo hahaha @maxp0wer thats me broo.
looks like the chinaman from The Hangover. Btw, im new to the stool. I fuckin love this site.
Pres, posting that was just wong! Hilarious post, and all the fuckin comments have been equally hilarious. Nudity for the sake of comedy never hurt anybody….unless his wang is actually bigger than yours. Then it hurt your ego real good like.
I don’t know who he is, but he’s certainly not Wong Hung Lo.
His name is Wong Hung Hi
you want to fuck on me?
1. If you say “I spit out my coffee and i wasn’t even drinking any” i’m gonna fucking lose my shit, it was funny the first time, but it is absolutely not funny anymore, you’re not a fucking cartoon character, so stop with the annoying catch phrase and just write shit.
2. You’ve been far surpassed by KFC and Mo by far on the funny scale, probably because they don’t use gay annoying catchphrases. For the love of god, stop using that awful “coffee” line and learn how to be funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6k7K-XxQfg
Makes perfect sense you don’t black out stir fry cock here, but you do censor tits and vag. Yup perfect sense.
I love seeing Asian guys wangs. It almost makes my anteater look regulation size.
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I wish my weiner was that big
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THIS KID!!!!! His name is Phong and yes he’s as big of a loser as you think…. Clearly! Why don’t you give him a friendly hello
here’s his Facebook and you can clearly tell its him since his face is blocked out he’s so embarrassed now lmao!!! http://www.facebook.com/phongtastic
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