Reader Email – Is Stockpiling Your Ski Lift Tickets On Your Jacket The Ultimate Hardo Move?
Reader Email
Not sure if you’ve ranted on this subject before, but people that wear all of their ski passes like gold medals are the worst. Maybe this guy could justify one because he forgot to cut it off after the long weekend, but he has at least 6 dangling. I get it, you ski, bro. It’s almost as bad as people that leave on their wristbands after spring break. Thought it might be good if you could publicly shame these assholes. Keep the A+ blogs coming.
Typical Feitleberg move here with the duck boots and lift tickets. Anyway there is no chance I haven’t blogged this before. After all this is probably the #1 hardo move in the world. Everybody at one time or another has seen an asshole who keeps all the lift tickets on his jacket. Don’t get me wrong I did it too back in the day. Back in junior high I’d just load em up on my CB parka. Sunday River right in your face bro. Deal with it. But once you turn 13 there is just no acceptable reason to do this. What are you trying to accomplish? To prove to people you ski? You think I give a fuck you went to Loon 2 weeks ago? You want a fucking cookie? Nobody cares. Although I will say that as I’m writing this I’m sort of having a change of thought mid blog. I mean it’s such an outrageous hardo move that if you’re gonna do it you might as well go all out. I’m talking never cut one off. Like have 100 tickets just jammed up in there. I’d actually respect that more than this clown how has 5 or 6 just dangling.
I feel bad for the toddlers on the bunny slope when your fat ass arrives at the slope.
only girls tuck their jeans into their boots
bus rider on bus rider crime.
Gayest move in the ski game.
Its Liberace gay
Nothing beats good old Blue Hills skiing, no lines and only one trail made of fake snow
Or maybe he’s just too lazy to take them off?? They use that metal bar that wraps around the zipper and then trap it with the stickiest glue paper on known to mankind. It takes a good 5 minutes to get them off.
Go fuck yourself pres, the ultimate hardo move is critiquing the lazy
Not as bad as the pink hats who keep all the neon colored ones from Fenway Park on their purses.
Only cool in middle school when you are wearing a michigan starter jacket
Only cool in middle school when you are wearing a michigan starter jacket
How the fuck does he get to all these mountains if he rides the bus?
East coast hasn’t made the move to RFID lift tickets, yet? You bunch of fucking neanderthals. Or have those tickets been hanging from his jacket for 10 years? Dufus.
CB jacket with the neon stripe across the middle of it was the fucking jam back in the day. I rocked that shit on the regular with my Girbauds.
Obviously that dude is a gaper.
@ olegkvasha…have you ever heard of a side cutter or a tin snips? A fuckin scissors would probably cut through that. 5 min if you suck at life maybe…
I’m guessing he’s also sporting some sort of crusty chin hair
What a gaper. Day tickets are inherently shameful. I hate visiting new mountains, don’t want to look like a beater.
Cracker – stowe and some of the other big mountains have it.
Not to mention any normal mountain has gotten rid of the metal hook. All tickets get attached with a zip tie.
This is not a hardo move. Just equally comparable to the tools who also wear jeans on the slopes.
straight gayper
No, total power move. Ladies, am I riding the bus? Yes, but I can afford to slide down a hill at $90 a pop. Why yes these boots are waterproof, and the leather makes them classy. Just crushing it lower middle class style.
nothing harder to do in the world than remove one of those tags.
also, 98% chance this kid gets home and sees himself getting shit on.
Also the tickets are the least of this guys problem……bus……possible chin strap?
Any real skier knows you don’t put them on the front zipper of the jacket so the ticket whacks you in the face. YOU SIR ARE A FRAUD!!!!
The real question is: Who wears their ski jacket around the city? What, are you homeless dude? Get a more appropriate jacket to commute to work with. My ski jacket stays in my bag until I am on the mountain.
Only gaper squids rock these, if you under 16 hardo move
Yeah Oleg, a real man owns a pair of wire cutters, or snips, even a fucking pair of scissors, and snips that shit off in 3 seconds. or, if you’re this duck-boot-wearing pansy, you could use your fingernails.
If Heinrecher’s line doesn’t start protecting this kid, Martinelli will need to have Tebbets on speed dial. After that, they have nothing. Artz is livid after Heinrecher goes down for the 4th time in as many quarters.
I bet he’s a snowboarder.
Jeans, baseball cap, tons of lift tickets, ski without your poles touching the snow. Ridin dirty.
From the cheesy ski jacket, to the bean boots with his jeans tucked in to the multiple lift-tickets, this guy is doing it all wrong. On the otherhand, the brah is livin life to the max. Can’t disrespect that.
Is this bus headed to Nashoba Valley for some night skiing? Otherwise, what’s with the outfit? No chance he’s getting laid by any guy or girl that sees him dressed like this.
I used to ski mount cranmore when i lived up north, or is there evn such a place? Stoolies?
anybody that skis or snowboards and is decent gets a season pass..all others, get the fuck off the mountain
andersmb, I hereby challenge you to a ski-off.
Anderson, shut up bro. Anybody that is a decent skiier wants some hot dopey chicks that cant do either around. I mean unless ur a faggot.
I am sensing some confusion between hardos and hipsters here. Back in the 80′s, stockpiling lift tickets on the jacket was a big time hardo move. Today? More of a hipster move, trying to be cool with the retro look.
^^^well said
If you’re wearing your jacket around every day, then yeah, you take them off. I pack my jacket away when I leave and don’t give it a second thought until intake it back out at for next trip. And I sure as hell don’t stay awake at night giving a fuck what a fat, marginally humorous keyboard jockey and his high school bro friends think about it.
@gus yeah because everyone is walking around with tin snips like they are extra’s on prison break.
The real travesty in this photo is the tucking of skinny jeans into duck boots.
@ olegkvasha…by the looks of this dude’s beard, I bet he crosses paths with a tin snips in the very near future. Further evidence that this guy is a hardo and intentionally leaves those tags on. Travesty INDEED!
FUCK!! That’s no beard. Taking a lap.
I think I know this kid. He’s from Boston. Where about’s you’ll ask? Maine, he’ll respond. He has season tickets to the Red Sox too. Super Fan #99.
Hardo move. The only way this could be a lazy move would be if he just kept wrapping new lift tickets around the first one. When you’re adding a new wire hanger or zip tie for every pass, you’re showing off.
I definitely did this, but then again I stopped skiing in high school when I realized driving four hours to pay way to much money to slide down a hill in the freezing cold was for the birds. Drinking in a ski lodge, now that’s a different story.
Tight tuck on the jeans for <1/2" of snow? Embarrassing.
Which one is log jammin’ @Jackie Treehorn?
bruins pullover starter jacket all day..wish i still had one
If you need him, he”ll be in the Loon gondy line rocking some smiths and a phat gap getting ready to rip the shit out of some black diamonds.
hipsters can stuff themselves. most annoying pricks around lately. taking the real mans look of the flannel and beard. you’re a geek pussy. no real person likes you and you probably smell
There’s no way he is a skier. Those are fucking amesbury park snow tube passes. With that jacket he might also be a professional snow ball thrower so watch out men he might be making a snow angel in a trailer park near you.
absolutely A+
provcity1 – nailed it
skiing is pretty gay in and of itself. i feel like that’s what people who sail and golf do when the weather gets cold. definitely an activity of people who wear those fruity pink shorts and boat shoes with no socks. i live my entire life with the goal of being the opposite of people like that.
What else is there to do in the winter tough guy. Boat shoes and no socks in the summer are a must by the way. Golf is awesome and guzzling beers on a boat with chicks is better. Have fun sitting in your mothers house with your cat playing video games u terd
i wanna punch these people in the face more than anybody fuckin duchebags.. ive seen a dude that had one on every zipper on his coat hardo city
kids used to do that in 8th grade, then walk around showing off their new CB jacket. complete mutts.