Reader Email – Is This Beirut Table Lame?
Reader Email
Hey Pres,
Whats up… Everyone’s saying I should send this in so here goes. Instead of going to class the first week of school this is what happened. At first I didn’t mean to put a two foot dick on it but shit happens, and its the level we’re at with these teams. The Boston contingent up here loves it and the giants fans try and scratch their logo off, either way it gets the girls thinkin.
Thanks and keep up the good work, Tom
Tom, let me make this very clear. Without that two foot dick baton leaking cum all over Canada and New York there is no way this table makes it onto the Stool. No way. It would have just another table with Ben Coates number hanging from the rafters. But with the huge dick baton it was never in doubt about me posting this. My only question is whether you’d be interested in hosting a Barstool Party where I can dunk on it and try to get myself added to that 30 greatest Beirut Dunks video.
Anywaty time to vote. Vote 1 for dick or no dick all Beirut Submissions are lame at this point and 10 for a giant dick leaking cum all over Canada puts asses in the seats.
(688 votes, average: 5.31 out of 10)
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Ummm… Perhaps the jean cutoff shorts and half shirt were a bit unnecessary.
So without further ado:
Noitslameeverythingislame
that is rich, you dunking , short white guy dunking, give me a break dude, i dont blog, you shouldn’t dunk
Lame. Because everyone knows the top Boston Marathon winners come from Kenya, not Ethiopia.
Might as well have just written “I am a homosexual” all over it.
It gets the girls thinking alright. They’re thinking “Hmmm, who’s the homo in the cut-off jean shorts jerking off on this table?”
this is gay and lame all over the place. 1st, the spewing dick. 2nd, the YMCA gay construction worker shorts, 3rd, i really think the creative and artistic minds behinds this are major fucking tools. who gives a shit about Hood ice cream and the blue man group? Are they making fun of Boston? American flag with no stars, Celtics mascot looking clueless, the Prudential looks like a rectangular oil tanker with a plane flying into it. Jerry Remy is plunging to his death in a pink duck boat. Ethiopia gets a shout out winning the marathon. this thing is awful. and its not even a real table. Weak sauce, indeed!
i wouldnt use that for firewood
Where does Tom go to college? NEC?
Oh so now not only is he black but he can dunk….BDFB you are so fucking gay Johnny Weir called you a fag.
whats good homie, The-Viking, good one but looks like your boy Pauly D is single, you should give him a call, you guys can play tag
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/02/exclusive-dj-pauly-d-denies-affair-teen-mom-farrah-abraham
Blackdudefrombrockton is probably jerking off to that picture wishing it was him on the other end under the canada flag!!
mctrippy- i found myself reading your comparisons, then scrolling up to check, then cracking up while saying ‘yup’. had me in tears at “Prudential looks like a rectangular oil tanker with a plane flying into it.” hahaha
Is that pickup truck with the flag suppose to be scott brown? if so i am pretty sure it was green truck, not a blue one , kid is such a jackass, btw Stiles , the winners from Kenya line was awesome lol hahaha
-100000000000000 Don Jeans’ beruit table just has a 2 foot hog on it, nothing else
It’s a bit much. I don’t like getting an eye full of nut everytime I play pong.
1. Need to know what school this guy goes to. $10 says UMass or Michigan.
2. The inclusion of semen is not well thought out. I tend to jizz on things that sexually excite me. I think urine would be the better bodily fluid here. Weird.
That table is Chad Rogers approved.
giant throbbing dick on my beer pong table?
ForSureNot
“Instead of going to class the first week of school this is what happened”
epic fail
Good chance they don’t wipe the table down, they just slurp it up.
I take that back. Chad Rogers twitterd, he doesn’t like the veiny ones but the size is savory.
haha, BDFB, i think that is supposed to be scott brown driving to washington via Wollaston beach…i can’t get enough of this thing. its like a good comedy where you keep picking up on new stuff the more you watch it…..the citgo sign isn’t on top of the oil tanks….and i know it says #4, but everytime i see that shirt i think steelers, not bruins. And “The best a man can get.” i’m sure its a shout out to Gillette, but still its all so gay. i’m gonna have nightmares about that giant dick. any girl has to be horrified by this thing. and you know this kid was all giddy about sending it in…..ah, i need to get a life.
Soooooo…Pat the Patriot wears cutoffs and a Brett Favre jersey while wanking it to the Canadian flag, logos of NY, LA, and Philadelphia sports teams? I didn’t realize that:
1) Jerking off to something means you DON’T like it
2) Boston had a huge rivalry with the AL Phillies
3) Boston had a rivalry with all of Canada
4) The Citgo sign sat on top of a box of melted crayons
5) Jeremy Remy won the Boston Marathon for Ethiopia in a duckboat
This table is fantastic. Whoever thought about writing cumdumpster inside the colts logo is a genius.
“Either way it gets the girls thinkin” about an emergency exit and whether they remembered their mace.
Instead of going to class these “guys” make a beirut table with a guy jerking a huge dick on it wah wah wtf? I bet the table started off with just the big dick then the other stuff came after to make it seem like it wasnt a beriut table celebrating their love of giant weiners and instead tried to turn it into an ode to boston sports.
Ryanguy you beat me to it. Touche Bodhi…
This would make a wonderful housewarming gift for Tom Brady.
This thing should make an appearance at the next barstool party.
Actually, why doesnt BSS and El Pres run a beer pong tournament, and have this thing be the “feautre table”????
a whole week of classes and thats what you come up with? mine would be shooting dick fireworks or actually cuming
This table is horrendous. I think a 10 year old could design a better table.
Aside from it sucking, the dick also makes it incredibly G-A-Y.
i don’t see any indication of balls on this gay football robot. i’d expect to see two wiffleballs hanging out of those cut-offs to go with that bat.
i can’t believe that entry #1 for the marathon would also end up being the winner, what are the chances!!! ha. ok, i’m going back to bed.
I think in a hour this will be looked at as a rembrandt. So much going on, where do you start?
mctrippy , haha the more i at look at this , its fucking hilarious, dude has a fucking steelers jersey with cut off jeans, dude must be in the closet and have omo tendencies
black dude. you don’t blog, you just hi-jack blogs. asshole.
McTrippy
I believe the top seeded runner does get #1.
Goodnight
Dude has to have snuggled a few nut sacks in his day…
What about the missing Adam Lambert scene?
hey fuck face Mark Price, again you dont read my post mofo and comment BS as usual , no one cares about you, i wrote this in case you didnt know how to scroll up omo “i dont blog, you shouldn’t dunk”
You know those redneck car stickers w/ Calvin pissing on the Chevy logo or some driver’s #? There’s a reason he’s pissing on, and not masturbating to, the object of his disdain. This guy Tom is confused.
so it says “the best a man can get” and shows a huge cock ejaculating… hmmm…… creators might have a case of the gays
Thats not a Steelers jersey its a Bruins jersey. They play hockey. Ice hockey. In Boston. They just lost like 5 in a row.
idiot. my reply was a direct reaction to what you wrote. you are stoopid.
Mark Price if you have to explain it, it wasnt a funny joke dickhead
Can someone explain the plane above Scott Brown’s truck
the dumbest thing is Ben Coates # retired next to Ted Williams, Larry Legend and Bobby Orr……where does Ben Coates fit into in that group
he forgot to draw bill simmons sucking that aforementioned veiny, triumphant dick.
yes lame.
wow people in boston really do love cock…..
u know ur a loser when u take any time out of ur life to draw a huge cock on a beer pong table…..unless ur full blown fag ofcourse
and to top it off the pussy plays 6 cup beirut, be a man and step tp the big leagues….10 cup, no blowing, same cup= 3
and since when did we hate the Phillies? replace them with the Montreal canadians
I demand that this guy Tom take my number off his gayble immediately. It’s douchbags like Tom that I stay away from Boston (except for when they paid me a shit-ton of money to cameo in Celtic Pride).
The veiny details on the dick are probably the most disturbing part about the entire catastropy…I feel dirty just having looked at it…and the kids bullshit remark about not meaning to put a 2 foot penis on the table is just absurd…the dick is the centerpiece everything revolves around it…if you wanna draw huge dicks everywhere atleast own that shit dont try to play it down when its time to show off your lifes work
It’s not a box of crayons. It’s the gas tank in Dorchester. Has a hidden Vietnamese icon on it. There used to be 2 of them. Dummies.
Man if this isn’t the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. First things first. What is with the cut off jean shorts? Second, he’s wearing a Bruins jersey but seems to be jerking off on no NHL teams (hint,hint the Canadiens)…real smart. Yes, hockey did start in Canada but what’s with the Phillies and no Canadiens. And to say that he didn’t mean to draw the cock at first. It looks like you took more time with the cock than anything else. The worst part about this one is there is nothing to do with females (maybe besides the cut-offs), not even some other horrible depiction of a nude woman. This kid must really like jerking off too sports teams…Payton Manning’s laser beam rocket arm, pictures of Jeter touching A-Rod’s ass. I hope someone from this kid’s school sees this and destroys it.
That’s not a 1, that’s the actual Ethiopian marathon winner…
I wonder if they argue about having to play on the jizz-covered side.
This is retarded.
Can someone explain why the Canadian flag is receiving a facial?
I’m happy he skipped a week of classes and did something productive. He did include Plymouth Rock.
-Hood Marketing-
you retards from boston do know where bobby orr and every other all time bruin is from right? that includes neely, bourque, and esposito.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say these fucktards mixed up the Canadian flag with the Habs logo. Must be die hard hockey fans.
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