Reader Email – Is This Dude The Ultimate Alpha Male?
(Editors Note: Kati Cawley got this email in response to her From Her Perspective article in our latest issue. Enjoy)
Reader Email
Hey Kati-
From your lead sentence, “When guys get jealous, it’s all ALPHA MALES and pissing contests” (emphasis added), it appears that you don’t really understand Alpha males. Now I know that wasn’t the thrust of your article, but I thought as a woman writing for guys–or for that matter, just for your own edification as a woman–you might want to understand a little about Alpha males. I’m talking real Alphas like Ernest Hemingway and Tom Brady. Look, I’m 70 years old and can still walk into a bar and walk away with the best looking woman in the place, including the Patriots Cheerleaders. To be an Alpha, you either have it or you don’t. True Alphas are not insecure Betas hiding behind a false macho front. Sorry, but we just don’t get into “pissing contests”. If, for any reason, our woman should make the mistake of behaving in a way, or making a choice for someone else, that might make an insecure Beta jealous, we’d simply crook our index finger and signal “next!”You might want to look at my website:
http://relationshipquarterback.com/
Although I’ve been happily married to my favorite 36 DDD blonde for 15 years now–and would never cheat on her, and she’s confident enough to know that there was a run of 20 years as a happy-go-lucky bachelor between marriages, when I enjoyed outrageous success with women. And I’m still good friends with women half my age.
Just to let you know, I always look forward to reading your column in Barstool Sports, and appreciate the insights you share about women.
Paul van Wiers
All things considered this may be the best email anybody has ever sent the Stool. Like ever. This guy is so outrageously cocky I can’t even stand it. I love how he was basically rubbing Kati’s face in the fact his wife has 36 DDD’s and how he fucked everything that moved for 20 years and Kati will never be able to hook up with him. Seriously I need to see this dude in action. I’m begging him to come to the next Barstool Party and just work his magic on some 20 year old smokeshow. Hey he doesn’t have to fuck her if he doesn’t want to, but I just want to watch him operate. See if he’s as bad as he says he is. What do the Stoolies think? Could this guy bang one of our Barstool Girls?
Vote 1 for the relationship QB is living in a dream world and 10 for this guy makes the pickup artist look like a puss bag.
(1,547 votes, average: 6.57 out of 10)
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Alzheimer’s?
Bob Saget?
looks like Mike Adams
no chance he walks away with Patriot Cheerleaders
Chuck Norris wears boat shoes?!?
Wait, is that one of those “Head of the Charles” rowboats going by in the background of his picture? But it looks like a pull down screen from the photoshop at Sears I bring my kids to.
This fucker is so arrogant he doesn’t actually go to the “Head of he Charles” but goes to Sears with it’s pulldown screen of the “Head of the Charles. Something tells me he took that picture in Febuary at Sears……
Man, he is good……
Only one way to prove it…video evidence of those 36 DDD’s. Otherwise he’s full of shit.
if he can straightfaced say he looks forward to kati cawley articles there is no limit to the stories he’ll spin to take home a cheerleader
The broad in that picture is fucking homely
He’ll be able to think back fondly at those sweet gullible coeds when he’s sucking Michael Jackson’s cock in hell.
The best part of his site is the link on the home page that says “Home Page” and when you click on it, it takes you to the home page. You need that.
Also I have it on good authority that Kati is powerless against the crooked index finger “Next!” move.
game recognizes game.
Any guy whose ugly wife makes him sit on a beach and take that photo is a wuss. The guy is all talk!
This dildo has been watching too much of The Pick-Up Artist re-runs. Real alphas don’t have to tell the world what we are, we just take out our huge cocks and play “Break the Ovary” with whatever soulless skank wants a free hysterectomy that particular night.
That dude in the picture isn’t even peacocking. Now way he pulls chicks left and right.
Piper Out
Hey El Presidente! So you’re afraid to even post a response from someone who’s not sitting on his ass taking gratuitous pot shots and probably never dated women like that in their short little lives? I particularly liked the one from the perceptive Z25: “Any guy whose ugly wife makes him sit on a beach and take that photo is a wuss.” Any one can see that she’s UGLY and of course that’s a BEACH. And for those of you who’re so stuck on Boston that all you can see is the “Head of the Charles”, they DO row in other places. That’s the Potomac in DC. But of course Pres buddy, you KNOW where YOUR head is. Too bad you don’t have the guts to print my original reply.
Paul v W
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