paul

(Editors Note:  Kati Cawley got this email in response to her From Her Perspective article in our latest issue.  Enjoy)

Reader Email

Hey Kati-

From your lead sentence, “When guys get jealous, it’s all ALPHA MALES and pissing contests” (emphasis added), it appears that you don’t really understand Alpha males. Now I know that wasn’t the thrust of your article, but I thought as a woman writing for guys–or for that matter, just for your own edification as a woman–you might want to understand a little about Alpha males. I’m talking real Alphas like Ernest Hemingway and Tom Brady. Look, I’m 70 years old and can still walk into a bar and walk away with the best looking woman in the place, including the Patriots Cheerleaders. To be an Alpha, you either have it or you don’t. True Alphas are not insecure Betas hiding behind a false macho front. Sorry, but we just don’t get into “pissing contests”. If, for any reason, our woman should make the mistake of behaving in a way, or making a choice for someone else, that might make an insecure Beta jealous, we’d simply crook our index finger and signal “next!”You might want to look at my website:

http://relationshipquarterback.com/

Although I’ve been happily married to my favorite 36 DDD blonde for 15 years now–and would never cheat on her, and she’s confident enough to know that there was a run of 20 years as a happy-go-lucky bachelor between marriages, when I enjoyed outrageous success with women. And I’m still good friends with women half my age.

Just to let you know, I always look forward to reading your column in Barstool Sports, and appreciate the insights you share about women.

Paul van Wiers

All things considered this may be the best email anybody has ever sent the Stool. Like ever. This guy is so outrageously cocky I can’t even stand it. I love how he was basically rubbing Kati’s face in the fact his wife has 36 DDD’s and how he fucked everything that moved for 20 years and Kati will never be able to hook up with him. Seriously I need to see this dude in action. I’m begging him to come to the next Barstool Party and just work his magic on some 20 year old smokeshow. Hey he doesn’t have to fuck her if he doesn’t want to, but I just want to watch him operate. See if he’s as bad as he says he is. What do the Stoolies think? Could this guy bang one of our Barstool Girls?

Vote 1 for the relationship QB is living in a dream world and 10 for this guy makes the pickup artist look like a puss bag.

 

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