Reader Email

Pathetic, I know. But I have 3 tickets for the WNBA All Star Game at Mohegan Sun I’m trying to get rid of. Any way the Stool can help me out?

Jay

I just got this email like 5 seconds ago.   Do you think this kid is serious?   Can I help him unload 3 tickets to the WNBA All Star game?    I mean I’d like to think this was a joke and the kid just wanted to get published on the Stool but wouldn’t you spice it up if you were just kidding?   Like make it seem like this was the hottest ticket in town or something.    Instead he seems to genuinely want help selling these things.        Hey whatever.   Who am I to judge?   Maybe we got some pervert Stoolies out there who get their rocks off watching ugly chicks suck at hoops.   We’ve had crazier things happen before.   So if the WNBA floats your boat send jay an email to jjb980@yahoo.com and tell him the Stool sent you.   And after that send me an email because  I have keys to a stolen astrovan that you may be interested in.