Reader Email – Is This Guy For Real?

Reader Email

Pathetic, I know. But I have 3 tickets for the WNBA All Star Game at Mohegan Sun I’m trying to get rid of. Any way the Stool can help me out?

Jay

I just got this email like 5 seconds ago.   Do you think this kid is serious?   Can I help him unload 3 tickets to the WNBA All Star game?    I mean I’d like to think this was a joke and the kid just wanted to get published on the Stool but wouldn’t you spice it up if you were just kidding?   Like make it seem like this was the hottest ticket in town or something.    Instead he seems to genuinely want help selling these things.        Hey whatever.   Who am I to judge?   Maybe we got some pervert Stoolies out there who get their rocks off watching ugly chicks suck at hoops.   We’ve had crazier things happen before.   So if the WNBA floats your boat send jay an email to jjb980@yahoo.com and tell him the Stool sent you.   And after that send me an email because  I have keys to a stolen astrovan that you may be interested in.

30 People have left comments on this post



» high ankle sprain said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:27 }

Sure, I’ll help him out. He can give me 100 bucks a ticket for them.

» Internet King said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:14 }

Throw them in the trash. Or if you want to do something good with them, the recycle bin.

» stinkydial said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:52 }

i would, but i have to roof my house that night.. and get a root canal.. and practice poking pins in my eyes..

» bradymancrush said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:22 }

Not sure what it means when you say “buy” these tickets…

There certainly isn’t any monetary value attached to them….is there ????

» Mons Pubis said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:32 }

I have half a bag of dirt and an empty bottle of aquafina if he wants them

» pick master said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:58 }

I would, but I don’t have change for a nickel.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:32 }

I already got mine off Higs

» bradymancrush said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:36 }

But on a serious side note….I have 6 pairs of tickets to the Michael Jackson Tour set to start in London shortly…if you are a fellow Stoolie I’ll cut you a deal…..$1000 a pair.

Email me at dreamteamsexmachine@yahoo.com

» Obama Loves Popeyes said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:41 }

I am sure some of the soccer fags/fans would jump all over the opportunity to watch the “excitement” provided by these clam lickers.

» theteeboxusa said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:51 }

Sure I will take them for free and throw them away.

Obama Loves Popeyes – I am not sure but I think that name feeds into sterotypes. Unless the Taxman actually loves Popeyes than it is just a statement.

Note: Popeye’s is good

» itsMurda said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:34 }

How do you get selected to be a WNBA allstar, just not get pregnant during the season or get benched because of “cramps”. Oh, so it’s not as easy as I was lead to believe.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:47 }
» beantownsports7 said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:56 }

I have a sack of dust, three fingernail clippings and a dead earwig bug if he’s interested.

» Minibarbaric said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:57 }

I looked at this a while ago and thought the guy must want to give them to someone so they don’t get wasted. He actually wants money for them?????????????!!!!

» hacksaw jim thuggin said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:12 }

how many teams are in the wnba, 4? is the all star game any different from the regular season.

» Murray Chadwick said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:59 }

Nice smokeshow. Nothing like whoring yourself out on the shores of the Sudbury Rez.

» CptKballs said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:17 }

This guy should up the ante, at least let me have sex with his wife or something!

» Clint Tyree said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 05:06:36 }

I thought the WNBA died?

» Caveman said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:18 }

Give me enough money for gas to drive there, and a grand for blackjack money, and I’ll go

» ctsportspicks said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:07 }

you could not pay me to go watch WNBA. the best way to get rid of tickets is throw them in the trash that is what they are worth. http://www.CTSportsPicks.com

» Obama Loves Popeyes said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:38 }

ctsportspicks said: { Jun 29, 2009 – 06:06:07 }

Another great post asshole. Why has this dickface not been banned??

» bradymancrush said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:04 }

Obama I agree….ctsportspicks is the speedbump of the comment section.

» CptKballs said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:24 }

Brady give him a break he’s just a huge fat guy with a tiny head.

» Enrico Palazzo said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:27 }

I’ve been waitin for Trapp to say “I farted once on the set of blue lagoon”

» OIFSeabee06 said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 06:06:43 }

On my way out the door from work and I had this really great laugh buzz going and then ct’sshitpicks comes along. Go away you fucking ass clown.

» OIFSeabee06 said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 07:06:07 }

As I was saying, the smokeshow’s bod is rocking. Is it just me or does she look like she got asked to do long division or something in pic 4?

» woodyswindycity said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 11:06:34 }

Trapp! Seriously though, you’re not fat, you are just 3 ft too short.

» woodyswindycity said: { Jun 29, 2009 - 11:06:18 }

Also, I thought I saw Bush in Jenna’s picture.

» Byrd is BARBARIC said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 08:06:02 }

I would bet that the Special Olympics Wheelchair Basketball Championships would be more interesting than the WNBA Championship.

Lets face it, the only reason they put it at Mohegan Sun is so that after 10 minutes without anyone scoring, you can go gamble…

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 30, 2009 - 08:06:52 }

OIFSeabee06 said: { Jun 29, 2009 – 07:06:07

Is it just me or does she look like she got asked to do long division or something in pic 4?

I think she saw my hog.

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