Reader Email – Is This Guy For Real?
Reader Email
Pathetic, I know. But I have 3 tickets for the WNBA All Star Game at Mohegan Sun I’m trying to get rid of. Any way the Stool can help me out?
Jay
I just got this email like 5 seconds ago. Do you think this kid is serious? Can I help him unload 3 tickets to the WNBA All Star game? I mean I’d like to think this was a joke and the kid just wanted to get published on the Stool but wouldn’t you spice it up if you were just kidding? Like make it seem like this was the hottest ticket in town or something. Instead he seems to genuinely want help selling these things. Hey whatever. Who am I to judge? Maybe we got some pervert Stoolies out there who get their rocks off watching ugly chicks suck at hoops. We’ve had crazier things happen before. So if the WNBA floats your boat send jay an email to jjb980@yahoo.com and tell him the Stool sent you. And after that send me an email because I have keys to a stolen astrovan that you may be interested in.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 06/29/09, 5:07 pm |




30 People have left comments on this post
Sure, I’ll help him out. He can give me 100 bucks a ticket for them.
Throw them in the trash. Or if you want to do something good with them, the recycle bin.
i would, but i have to roof my house that night.. and get a root canal.. and practice poking pins in my eyes..
Not sure what it means when you say “buy” these tickets…
There certainly isn’t any monetary value attached to them….is there ????
I have half a bag of dirt and an empty bottle of aquafina if he wants them
I would, but I don’t have change for a nickel.
I already got mine off Higs
But on a serious side note….I have 6 pairs of tickets to the Michael Jackson Tour set to start in London shortly…if you are a fellow Stoolie I’ll cut you a deal…..$1000 a pair.
Email me at dreamteamsexmachine@yahoo.com
I am sure some of the soccer fags/fans would jump all over the opportunity to watch the “excitement” provided by these clam lickers.
Sure I will take them for free and throw them away.
Obama Loves Popeyes – I am not sure but I think that name feeds into sterotypes. Unless the Taxman actually loves Popeyes than it is just a statement.
Note: Popeye’s is good
How do you get selected to be a WNBA allstar, just not get pregnant during the season or get benched because of “cramps”. Oh, so it’s not as easy as I was lead to believe.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2uzpen9.jpg
I have a sack of dust, three fingernail clippings and a dead earwig bug if he’s interested.
I looked at this a while ago and thought the guy must want to give them to someone so they don’t get wasted. He actually wants money for them?????????????!!!!
how many teams are in the wnba, 4? is the all star game any different from the regular season.
Nice smokeshow. Nothing like whoring yourself out on the shores of the Sudbury Rez.
This guy should up the ante, at least let me have sex with his wife or something!
I thought the WNBA died?
Give me enough money for gas to drive there, and a grand for blackjack money, and I’ll go
you could not pay me to go watch WNBA. the best way to get rid of tickets is throw them in the trash that is what they are worth. http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
ctsportspicks said: { Jun 29, 2009 – 06:06:07 }
Another great post asshole. Why has this dickface not been banned??
Obama I agree….ctsportspicks is the speedbump of the comment section.
Brady give him a break he’s just a huge fat guy with a tiny head.
I’ve been waitin for Trapp to say “I farted once on the set of blue lagoon”
On my way out the door from work and I had this really great laugh buzz going and then ct’sshitpicks comes along. Go away you fucking ass clown.
As I was saying, the smokeshow’s bod is rocking. Is it just me or does she look like she got asked to do long division or something in pic 4?
Trapp! Seriously though, you’re not fat, you are just 3 ft too short.
Also, I thought I saw Bush in Jenna’s picture.
I would bet that the Special Olympics Wheelchair Basketball Championships would be more interesting than the WNBA Championship.
Lets face it, the only reason they put it at Mohegan Sun is so that after 10 minutes without anyone scoring, you can go gamble…
OIFSeabee06 said: { Jun 29, 2009 – 07:06:07
Is it just me or does she look like she got asked to do long division or something in pic 4?
I think she saw my hog.
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